Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

What is the Sunday missal? A weapon of mass instruction.

      "Just think if you were a National Guardsman put in front of the Kodak Theater while your friends and family are serving in in Iraq. "Hmm...someone called in a bomb threat and Michael Moore is in the theater...." [cont ...] 

    California Assemblywoman Goldberg compared Bush to Hitler and does not buy the argument that it's time to rally behind the nation and its leader.  "That's exactly what the Germans did around Hitler," she says.  It's easy to understand why these people are so intent on disarming their constitutes.

Julia Roberts edged David Schwimmer last night  [also thanks to Blondie], Speaking of whom ...

Playing Trivial Pursuit with a Blonde

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.  It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature". Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"