March 26, 2003

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    Apropos of a discussion going on about the biological differences betwixt girls and boys, I offer this treatise.  I don't know who authored it, but the URL ends in "PhP," which must be like "PhD," and that's good enough for me.  What it basically says is -- well here - this is what it actually states:
Women, biologically, want a Cave Man. They don’t know what the hell to do. They’re spinning through the air, disoriented. They don’t know what they want. There is such a state of malevolent confusion at this point that arises when women get into intimate relationships with men, particularly who are not of the Cave Man variety.

The Cave Man is an emotionally and physically violent kind of person, who is an excellent protector and potential provider in a kind of primitive environmental situation. The sophisticated version of the Cave Man as culture got going was the Warrior. We have been living in the age of the Warrior Male as the only hero, other than the super Warrior, the King, who was basically a Warrior with Conscience. Those have been the hero figures and the biologic winners throughout biologic history.

   What all this means, of course, is that girls want to be taken care of, and boys are biologically driven to do just that.  When girls are around, boys will do stupid things that they think will impress them, like stuffing wads of toilet paper down their underpants.  Stuff that makes no sense, except for the girl thing.  Sometimes they can get hurt doing this stupid shit.  Except for some sissies who grew up watching Donahue, and vote for Democrats. Carry on, smoke 'em if you gottem.
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Caveman Question of the day: I just want to know one thing - who is the chesty redheaded babe in the tight sweaters in the front row of the CENTCOM briefings?

Posted by: D Boyd on March 26, 2003 09:57 PM

PhP at the end of the URL stands for Personal Home Page. It is a markup language like html.

Posted by: t on March 27, 2003 10:22 PM

Very interesting post

Posted by: Fred on October 23, 2003 08:05 AM
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