May 31, 2003

Di-Fi- "Save Gray"

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Sen. Dianne Feinstein is urging Californians not to recall Gov. Gray Davis.  When pressed, she gave her top 10 reasons to keep him in office.

10  Already bought costume for his 2003 Halloween party
 9  Husband needs his influence to land Laker's mascot job.
 8  Sees danger that someone else will then be called biggest fool in Cali.
 7  Will miss using his VIP parking spot at Bob's Big Boy
 6  Buys my used panties
 5  Will miss his seances
 4  Tells me I have nice legs
 3  Will miss the Thursday night "Go Fish" games
 2  Always buys full book of raffle tickets from Richard
 And the number one reason not to recall Gray Davis
 1 He thinks COSCO is Richard's warehouse shopping club.
Posted by pecksnif at May 31, 2003 09:30 AM | TrackBack
Comments

You'd think Senator Dianne would say that the frequent rolling power outages help the majority of his constituency with their looting and mugging tactics.

Posted by: Laurence Simon on May 31, 2003 10:24 AM

Quit scaring me with all this GD stuff! Aaargh! I have to live here, you know.

Posted by: Da Goddess on June 1, 2003 11:10 AM
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