At Kennedy Airport, a teacher was arrested trying to board a flight with a compass, protractor and graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction! |
Stop! We don't deserve this PUNishment.
Posted by: AnnoyedOne on May 31, 2003 09:43 PMWas it a TI-83 Plus calculator? Cuz those are dangerous in the wrong hands you know.
Posted by: Rita on May 31, 2003 10:12 PMOoooooooh! Al-Gebra was my enemy. Still is. I just disguise it as a necessary step for dosage calculations.
Posted by: Da Goddess on June 1, 2003 11:07 AMIn other news, a cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.
Posted by: God on August 1, 2003 11:39 AMYour fine is $10 for that atrocity
Posted by: Rodger Schultz on August 1, 2003 11:57 AMPersonally I doubt you'll be raisin lots of cash at the currant exchange rate, however a cheque payable to B. HILL for 7 quid is in the male.
Posted by: God on August 1, 2003 03:37 PMyes
Posted by: Victor on October 23, 2003 08:17 AM