August 31, 2003

Mississippi Compromise

Perhaps this version of the Ten Commandments will pass muster with thems what enjoy being society's carbuncled urchin-snouted m-f'n scut. 

The Ten Commandments in Cajun...
(Keeps it REAL Simple)


1. God is number one... and das' All.

2. Don't pray to nuttin' or nobody... jus' God.

3. Don't cuss nobody... 'specially da Good Lord.

4. When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.

5. Yo mama an' yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to dem.

6. Killin' duck an' fish, das' OK... people - No!

7. God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.

8. Don't take nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.

9. Don't go wantin' somebody's stuff.

10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouf!


Posted by pecksnif at August 31, 2003 11:19 AM | TrackBack
Comments

It shows promise but the ACLU is still going to knock at your door. But I have a solution. Just substitute this for God:

Da Guy Mahtin Luter King usta talk bout

So the First Commandment is Da Guy Mahtin Luter King usta talk bout is number one... and das' All.

There is no way the left can ban any statement with Martin Luther King in it.

Posted by: Jake on August 31, 2003 12:33 PM

Hmmmm. Have you taken this course before?

Posted by: Rodger Schultz on August 31, 2003 12:36 PM

yes

Posted by: Michael on October 23, 2003 08:22 AM
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