September 22, 2003
Siege ends
After my neighbor, who
also happens to be the chair(wo)man of the county council, and
presumably has the inside track, told me yesterday morning that we
would be without power until Friday, we pulled up stakes and headed
over to son Greeper's for the day. On the way home I filled all
my generator gas containers to the brim in anticipation of a long
siege. You're way ahead of me, aren't you? Yeppir, power
was restored virtually the second we walked in the door. We'll
not discuss it again. I'm selling the gas on Ebay.
Comments
Don't. You're probably violating about 20 Maryland nanny regulations by selling gasoline without some licence.
Use it to immolate a few Democrats, instead. Or drive at high speed around the county in a 4x4.
If you sell it on eBay, it'll just find its way to a teenager, who won't be able to resist sniffing it -- and it'll be your fault.
Or maybe Amoco's, depending on which lawyer is called.
Nope, burning Democrats is a far better use.
Posted by: Kim du Toit on September 22, 2003 12:27 PMPost a comment