Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

People are surprised to go past the Clinton’s at night and see a Ford SUV parked in front of their bedroom window with the engine running.

Now the story can be told.

After living with Hilary for 25 years, Bill Clinton found that his ardor had cooled. He ordered this device from Japan. But he has to hook up a Ford V8 to make it work for him.

The depths of laziness are amazing to behold.

But I want the marketing contract for this in the US... just imagine: "The Automatic Prostate Cancer Preventor".

I could have grannies buying this for HS graduation by the gazillions! Maybe even for promotion from Junior High.

First Commmunion, though, seems a little young.

Now to find a hook for the female market...

"Practice your humming skills" maybe?