October 13, 2003

Quandary: a surfeit of Maggot Pies



Cracker Barrel boy has me in a quandary.  Several months ago I selected a pasty faced protester snot as my generic maggot pie, and she's done yeoman like duty.  But, this ... Marin County author Anne Lamott, has it all.  There is much to be said for having your all encompassing object of ridicule being anonymous, but ay Carumba, how do I pass up a whiny wench with Anne's credentials?  What do I do? Posted by pecksnif at October 13, 2003 06:16 PM | TrackBack
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Ya gotta use the better-known asshat. Mocking someone unknown isn't half as fun!

Posted by: Raging Dave on October 13, 2003 07:21 PM

but she's so goddamn HOT!!

Posted by: dan on October 14, 2003 02:17 AM

The old one is better. The new one just has that fuckingawfuldisgusting hairstyle, but Duct Tape Girl has it all: the intense yet bovine expression, the accessories, and the asexual clothing.

Plus, like so many of these radical farts, she's pug-ugly.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on October 14, 2003 12:29 PM
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