October 16, 2003
He realized his dream. Will you?
Ever since General George Patton pissed in the Rhine River to show his contempt for Nazi Germany, it has been the dream of people everywhere to, one day, piss on the grave of Ted Kennedy, Bill & Hillary Clinton, and other filthy Democrats. Alas, as a scan of your hometown obituaries will attest, those hopes are being dashed for millions of Americans. Now there's hope. Curmudgeonly & Skeptical is pleased to announce the ...
That's right. We plan to make plans to establish a national reservoir for your piss. Once completed, your urine sample will be stored in a NP reservoir, awaiting the day when your special wet kiss can be delivered to your designated filthy Democrat. But, I need your help. Before spending the millions of dollars this venture will cost, I must know what the depth of support will be. Vote now. Posted by pecksnif at October 16, 2003 08:52 AM | TrackBack
"...it has been the dream of people everywhere to, one day, piss on the grave of..."
Why wait until they're dead? Doing it while they're alive would be much more fun!
I guess because most people I know eschew the "Buy a grave early" program peddled by mortuaries?
Posted by: Rodger Schultz on October 16, 2003 10:47 AMActually you just gave me a great product idea! I'll sell a plastic waterproof photo/picture holder that you put in your toilet bowl. Then everytime you take a leak you can do so in the knowledge that your enemy/boss/Congressman/Senator/President etc is getting the attention they deserve! I'll make millions!
royalty
Posted by: Rodger Schultz on October 16, 2003 11:09 AMUnenforcable. Don't you think that if the govt could enforce a "leak tax" they would have long ago?
I'm already doing my part. Example, as a responsible dog owner, I 'curb' my dogs. To make an unpleasant chore bearable, I always fold the newspaper so that my huge labradors crap on a billary, kennedy, franken...
Posted by: liz on October 16, 2003 12:41 PMI hope you use the New York (or LA) Times for that!