October 25, 2003
Roger, a person can get a college education reading your site.
But there is more to learn about this picture.
Bloggers have been criticizing UN officials for doing nothing for the Palestinians the past 50 years other than giving them handouts. No economic development, no training and no seed money. This has created a hotbed of unrest.
Reacting to bloggers’ criticisms, the UN has financed a Palestinian factory to produce and bottle gelled goat urine. France sent over a contingent to train the Palestinians in piss catching. (i.e. chasing the goat and catching the urine in a cup before it hits the ground)
It has been an instant success. Infidel Supreme is the number of drink of terrorists and left-wing politicians around the world.
But there are clouds on the horizon.
So many piss catchers have been hired that it has created a shortage of sneakers and cups in the Middle East. Infidel Supreme says that shortage could limit their production.
A spokesman for the Goat Protection League stated, “Piss catching is well and good but that is not all the piss catchers are doing while they are behind the goats.”
The people at Infidel Supreme acknowledged that there is a problem but they have solved it by banning all French males from training piss catchers. Only French females will be allowed to do the training in the future.
Due to the success of Infidel Supreme, unemployment among Palestinians has dropped from 80% to 7%.
Who says Bloggers can’t change the world for the good?
Posted by: Jake on October 25, 2003 12:59 PMheart flutter
Posted by: Rodger Schultz on October 25, 2003 01:18 PM