October 28, 2003

The Adventures of Brian the Movie Guy


No more of this stuff for Brian

People have been writing, "What happened to cuzzin Brian's movie review feature?  It's there, then it's gone, then it's back ... do we have to go back to Roger Ebert?"

    Gawd forbid, but I understand your confusion.  The simple answer to Brian the Movie Guy's peripatetic behavior is "women."  Or, make that woman.  Brian gave up the wretched excesses of bachelorhood in favor of one Emily Tiabl (I don't know what her erstwhile oldtimey name was, since I was not invited to the wedding because I eat too much shrimp) and has been honeymooning in Saskatchewan.  Congratulations, Bry. Anyway, he's back.  Here's his latest (.mp3) review, and you can, I'm assured, expect updates on a regular basis.  Today, Brian reviews Beyond Borders, Radio, Scary Movie 3, and some flick where Meg Ryan takes her clothes off  (sigh, she's reached the end of the line.  Next step for Meg, a trip to London where she can tell the media that Bush is a fascist?).

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