October 29, 2003

Plan 3 From Outer Space

"The Democrats are getting the tar beat out of them constantly by Limbaugh and Hannity, and they feel they don't have a platform ... There's this conservative mantra that's being jammed down the throats of the American people, and the other side of the story is not being told." - Ed "Smooth Talker" Schultz
"What are our choices fellas? "
"There are three, as I see it, J.B."
  1. Buy our own network and pay people to listen
  2. Legislate Conservatives off the air.
  3. Hire our own silky voiced smooth talker, and have a fund raiser to buy him onto the airwaves.
"Let's go with plan 3 this time.
Say, have you seen Newsweek?  "


Posted by pecksnif at October 29, 2003 02:22 AM | TrackBack
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I just found these side-splitting anecdotes from the life of Ed Schultz. His fameous "I'd like to take a poke at that bozo!" statement should keep me laughing for years.
It's in something called The Man Who Would be King and is located at - http://www.readexiled.com/manwho.htm

Posted by: kenneth on October 29, 2003 04:19 AM

Geez, it sounds like me and Ed are much alike, except he's a filthy donk. Thanks for the bio, I used the link.

Posted by: Rodger Schultz on October 29, 2003 08:41 AM

Yesterday during Brit Hume did my ears deceive me and some demoncrat describe conservatives as a plague? Some meeting in Missouri???

Posted by: Sandy P. on October 29, 2003 10:31 AM

I saw a secret memo from James Carville last week. Here is his analysis of the conservative media's effect on the electorate:

Limbaugh affects 10% of the electorate
Hannity affects 1% of the electorate
Fox News affects 8% of the electorate
Curmudgeonly and Skeptical affects 55% of the electorate

So you are the one they are targeting. Ed Schultz is just the code name for Roger Schultz. They are raising money to give you an annual income of $4 million if you switch sides.

Of course, you would never do that no matter how much money they gave you. Our side is safe.

Posted by: Jake on October 29, 2003 11:30 AM

$4 million?

"Our side, white man?"

Posted by: Rodger Schultz on October 29, 2003 12:08 PM

Big Ed is a former Republican. He did a conservative radio talk show just b-4 Rush on WDAY 970 for several years. With a switch to another radio station (crosstown competitor KFGO 790) With no shortage of ego, he decided the opportunity to be a top donk was too good to pass up. He's given up his conservative ways to be a jackass.

Roger, is he related ?? My condolences !!

Posted by: Iteki on October 29, 2003 09:08 PM

Sorry,

forgot to mention his nature is ASSHAT ! If you look up the term asshat, his picture will be there. His temperament is as stable as nitro-methane on a hotplate. He'll be a great donk supply of material for Roger.

Posted by: Iteki on October 29, 2003 09:32 PM
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