Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

"youre a fucking right wing nazi! guns should be illegal and all nazi's like you should be locked away....bush is NOT a legitimate prez and the US should get out of iraq you fucking amerikan pig!"

... I would get all bent out of shape and use both C words in conjunction with variations of the F word and my kids would be crying and my wife would be mad.  Later, I'd wish for the presence of mind to respond like the Baron did.