November 07, 2003

Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in GOLF but aren't:




 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker

7. Look at the size of his putter

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
Posted by pecksnif at November 7, 2003 10:51 AM | TrackBack
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