October 31, 2003

Yesssssssssssssssss!



    I found this story while browsing somebody's site (Bitter?) earlier in the week, but got sidetracked . It is just precious.  The commies in Berkeley, CA raised the so called "minimum livable wage" that employers must pay snot nosed kids to push cokes across the counter to $10.76 per hour.  With predictable results.  Well, predictable to anybody with the business acumen of a pimple.
" For example, the Berkeley Food and Housing Project, Berkeley’s largest homeless services organization, estimates it would cost some $30,000 to bring their employees’ salaries up to compliance—money the group doesn’t have. Other Berkeley nonprofits are also feeling the crunch"
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Dumb

Harvard did a study that's so stupid I won't comment on it. Jayzuz, those supposedly bright people do a lot of stupid things. Sheesh.
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Mike Hunt? Okay, Where's Mike Hunt ....

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Monkey Nap

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Daschle: "I'm not just some old gas bag ..."

Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle (D SD), lagging in the polls in his reelection bid, is shown here entertaining youth at a Sioux City Grange meeting.  "I still have it," he told reporters.   (AFP/File/Stephen Jaffe)
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Place your bets



     The smart money is mostly being placed on Bob Graham announcing he will not seek re-election to the United States Senate next year.  Poo poo.  The only reasons a Donk ever releases a death grip on the public tit are 1) death, or 2), a "trade off" to avoid indictment.
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Donx on a stick


Pelosi on a stick

Democrats hoping to trick their way back into power sometime in your lifetime have had two strategies.
  1. Blame the 2000 Bill Clinton recession on George Bush
  2. Blame 9-11 on George Bush.
After yesterday's news of a Reagan-like 7.2 % quarterly economic growth, didn't we all sit on pins and needles waiting to see if they would celebrate the good news along with the rest of us?  Sure, and pigs fly.  I watched shriveled prune Nancy Pelosi sneer, "What about the jobs?  There are no jobs.  Where are the fucking jobs?!?

Here's Business Week's Christopher Farrell (and he is not alone).
Maybe Snow fumbled dollar policy in recent months, but his widely ridiculed Pollyannaish prediction that the economy will start creating 200,000 jobs a month is a bet on the safe side. I'm convinced the recent momentum in business investment in high-tech gear, which cratered for much of the past three years, is sustainable.
America doing well is bad news for Democrats, and that tells everything.

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If you have to be told this, you're brain dead, or a Liberal

Hwang Jang-yop, the highest-ranking North Korean official to defect to South Korea, met members of Congress yesterday and warned against putting too much faith in the promises of North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
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Liars roasting on an open fire ....


    America's most active pathological liar is moving his lips ...  again.  The New York Post's Deborah Orin noted that General Wesley Clark, who was foisted off on the Democrat party, and championed by the by the Clintons, has fizzled.  This has "raised  new questions in the Democratic Party about former President Bill Clinton's star — and political smarts," writes Greg Pierce

"Officially, Clinton now insists he wasn't promoting the retired general, but other Democrats don't buy it. 'Yeah, and he never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky,' sniffed a rival strategist."
   Still, that unidentified "rival strategist" would publicly tout Slick Willy as a great president, and a credit to the Democrat party.  That's why they're all going to hell.
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The prodigal daughter



Sister Chica (a.k.a. "Molly," a.k.a. "The Smart Bloned") is back.  Yum yum

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And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.

Saint Ann of the Coulters
THE NEWSPAPER that almost missed the war in Iraq because its reporters were in Georgia covering the membership policies of the Augusta National Golf Club has declared another one of President George Bush's judicial nominees as "out of the mainstream." The New York Times has proclaimed so many Bush nominees "out of the mainstream" that the editorial calling California Supreme Court Justice Janice Rogers Brown "out of the mainstream" was literally titled: "Out of the Mainstream, Again."
  • Opposition to partial-birth abortion – opposed by 70 percent of the American people – is "out of the mainstream."
  • Support for the death penalty – supported by 70 percent of the American people – is "out of the mainstream."
  • Opposition to government-sanctioned race discrimination – which voters in the largest state in the nation put on an initiative titled Proposition 209 and enacted into law – is "out of the mainstream."
  • Opposition to gay marriage – opposed by 60 percent of the American people – is "out of the mainstream."
  • Failing to recognize that totally nude dancing is "speech" is "out of the mainstream."
  • Questioning whether gay Scoutmasters should be taking 14-year-old boys on overnight sleepovers in the woods is "out of the mainstream."

I guess if your "mainstream" includes Roman Polanski, Michael Moore, Howard Dean and Jacques Chirac, then Brown really is "out of the mainstream." This proverbial "stream" they're constantly referring to is evidently located somewhere in France.

Liberals are always complaining that they haven't figured out how to distill their message to slogans and bumper stickers – as they allege Republicans have. Though it can't be easy to fit the entire Communist Manifesto on a bumper sticker, I beg to differ. (Bumper sticker version of the current Democratic platform: "Ask me about how I'm going to raise your taxes.")

The problem is, if Democrats ever dared speak coherently, the American people would lynch them ...

St. Ann of the Coulters
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October 30, 2003

The Real S1m0ne

KAYA of the digital sperm
In the movie S1m0ne, Al Pacino plays a washed up movie director who makes a comeback with a digital starlet he calls Simone (Sim One).  Only he knows she's not human.  Thanks to reader Damian, it appears I posted a real Simone below, named KAYA.  She is totally fabricated by Alceu  Baptisto using digital sperm. It's not just us Americano guys who were fooled either, even the Kiwi's are, as we speak, kicking their sheep out of the farm house in anticipation.  Ay Carumba.


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The big um ...


"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" - Homer

    One of the most frustrating things in my life is not cognizing certain stuff unless I can see or touch it.  The universe is a good example.  This, infinity, for instance, just blows me away and makes my head hurt.  What makes it worse is, when it comes to math aptitude scores, which should correspond with one's ability to conceptualize, I'm in the 99th percentile.  In practice I get D's & F's.  Same with physics, so there is a right/left brain conflict somewhere. This is akin to an oversexed man having his penis numbed by nerve damage -- very frustrating.

     On Monday NOVA presented A Theory of Everything?.   This is the theory Einstein was working on when he died, a formula that would concentrate all formulae  into one master key. It was a terrific show because basic theories were beautifully illustrated, and very understandable.  At first.  Then my brain suffered so much overload that I fell asleep and missed the 11:00 Simpsons on channel 5.  I vowed never again to allow myself to be humiliated by heavy thinking.  But .... Max Jacobs at Common Sense & Wonder found this, and did everything right to lure me in.   First, he caught my attention with a name feint - "The Big Hum."  After my initial disappointment, I found something that I thought I could grasp with my eyes closed ....sounds.  Alas, the audio file must be so popular that it's closed down.  Read the story, and if the audio still doesn't work, then try this. I think it's what the Big Bang sounded like.  I feel good about myself again.  Thanks, Max.
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Things I have Learned (anon)


I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
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An Elaine Benes Moment

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More fun with monkies

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Iranian Mullah Monkies


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FLASH: U.S. Third-Quarter GDP Rises 7.2%; Fastest Pace in Almost Two Decades


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Anything but that Mr. Donk

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's incoming administration is already facing its first major political storm. The bill granting driver's licenses to undocumented immigrants, signed by the outgoing Gov. Gray Davis, has put right-wing radio on the warpath, and could even evolve into an international issue for the governor-elect." - PacificNews Service



Don't bring up illegal aliens, puhleeeeeze
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Such a patriot

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said yesterday that the Bush administration was undermining the country's democracy by its secretive attitude with regard to the September 11 terror attacks and the Iraq war.
The White House's refusal to hand over documents to the commission "unnecessarily raises suspicions that it has something to hide — that it might use national security to hide mistakes."
 


Webb Hubbel cleans the cellar
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A Democrat Endorses ...

"I've thought about this a lot. I think the next five years are going to be crucial in deciding what kind of world my grandchildren and great-grandchildren live in. And I cannot support any of these. I can't leave that crucial decision to any of these Democrats who are running," he said.
    "That does not mean I'm going to become a Republican. It just means in 2004 this Democrat's going to vote for George Bush," the senator said.
    "I think President Bush is the right man in the right place at the right time. I see some Churchill in the man," Mr. Miller said. "Down South, we'd call it 'he's got a little grit in his craw.' I like that very much."  - Senator Zell Miller (D GA)

 


Who cares what that racist cracker thinks?
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E Pluribus Euro

     Justice Sandra Day O'Connor predicts that the U.S. Supreme Court will increasingly base its decisions on international law rather than the U.S.   Constitution, according to an article in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.   By doing so, the court will make a good impression among people from other countries, she said.
    "The impressions we create in this world are important and they can leave their mark," Justice O'Connor said.  - Greg Pierce
Where to begin?
  1. This is reason #168 why the court's role must be modified to one on the lines of, say, the C.S.A.
  2. When hiding your RPGs, remember to first protect them against moisture.



Kewl guys ... the Hague is kick-ass!
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October 29, 2003

Cornered


In this handout picture made available Tuesday Oct. 28, 2003 by the Israel-based Cornershot Co. in Tel Aviv, Israel, a rifle is seen composed of two parts; the front, that can swivel from side to side, containing a pistol with a color camera mounted on top, and the back section which consists of the stock, trigger and a monitor. According to a report by the Israeli daily 'Maariv' newspaper, the pistol, produced by the Florida-based Cornershot Holdings, is being tested by the Israeli military and has already been bought by a number of special forces around the world. The unique weapon allows a soldier to remain behind cover, with only the barrel of the rifle exposed in the direction of the hostile fire. (AP Photo/HO, Cornershot)

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Gender Bender



Here's another cool thing the Spoons found - The Gender Genie  I think my score shows that I am the more sensitive and nurturing person.  BTW, I submitted three articles I've done, and all the scores were about the same.  Amazing.  I submitted the piece as "nonfiction."  When submitting the same piece as "Blog Entry," my score was
Female Score: 882
Male Score: 1174
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Something to do next time you're in Rio

     Dixie Flatline says "if this Brazillian son of a bitch is ever in Dallas, I'm kicking his teeth in."   Hey, he's a furriner; he's the enemy; we're at war, so anything goes.  Carlos Latuff sure deserves worse than just having his teeth kicked in. Maybe the Israeli's will see fit to off the motherfucker. I found this via Spoons, and he wouldn't show this guys toons, and I won't either.  Michelle has a bunch. Aw hell, let me just say this (in Portuguese so he'll understand):
Va' se foder, seu filho da puta! Vou-me vir na cara da tua mae  (and I did know her. Shit, I might even be your father Carlos) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!


I warned you about girls like that.
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I'll have two pumpkins and that bottle of Viagra please


"Phasmophobia" is the fear of ghosts.

A cup of candy corn has fewer calories than a cup of raisins.

It's illegal to sell a haunted house in New York without informing the buyer.

Eighty-two percent of children take part in Halloween festivities, as do 67 percent of adults.

The first jack-o'-lanterns were made of turnips.

"Samhainophobia" is the morbid fear of Halloween.

Halloween the biggest holiday of the year when it comes to candy sales estimated at $1.93 billion. One quarter of all the candy sold each year is purchased between September 15 and November 10.

The word witch comes from the Saxon word wicca, which means "wise one."

Pumpkins also come in white, blue and green.

In France, more than 30,000 werewolf cases were tried between 1520 and 1630.

Dracula is the most filmed story of all time.

The biggest pumpkin on record weighed 1,385 pounds. It was weighed in October 2003 at a pumpkin festival in Canby, Oregon.

Trick-or-treating is an Irish tradition, based on a custom where wealthy landowners would give food to the poor on Halloween night, believing ghosts would look favorably on them for doing so and spare them from mischief.

In Romanian, Dracula means "Son of the Devil."

The Scots believed in "Samhanach," a goblin who came out only on Halloween and stole children.

Halloween costume sales are estimated at $1.5 billion.

Eighty percent of kids say their favorite Halloween candy is either chocolate or gum.

Pumpkins are fruits, not vegetables.

Pennslyvania was the first colony to legalize witchcraft.

There is a poisonous mushroom called a jack-o'-lantern. These mushrooms are a bright orange-yellow in color and on rainy nights they appears to glow in the dark.

Fifty-one percent of all American adults believe in ghosts. Nine percent of Americans claim to have been in the presence of a ghost during their lifetime.

Americans consume about 20 million pounds of candy corn each year.

The Count Dracula Society was founded in 1962.

In the 17th and 18th centuries, people in costumes and masks would go from house to house, singing and dancing to keep evil at bay. These people were known as "guisers."

Americans spend about $50 million on Halloween greetings.

According to studies, the smell of pumpkin pie is the most arousing to women, followed by lavender, cucumbers, baby powder and Good & Plenty candy.

FROM DribbleGlass.com
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Bad, Filthy Bad, People. Good People.


ANSWER protestors, shortly before being hanged

This is one of the posters ANSWER was displaying over the weekend.  A liberal reading of the Constitution, and U.S. Code, will allow you to do much physical harm to these people (I think).  Here's a slide show, assembled by Free Republic folks, good people who deserve their pudding. 

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Q's OD

"Do not consider it proof just because it is written in books, for a liar who will deceive with his tongue will not hesitate to do the same with his pen. They are utter fools who accept a thing as convincing proof simply because it is in writing."  - Maimonides (1135-1204) Spanish Jewish philosopher

"The Church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church."  - Ferdinand Magellan (1480-1521) Portuguese explorer

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Metro Asshat

How's this for serendipity ?  I mean, I just laid down my pen after writing about the salutary effect that television shows like South Park, with it's wicked attacks on PC cultural idiocy, have on society.  In declaring himself  "metro sexual," Howard Dean must be unaware that it's most asshat Howard "Metrosexual" Dean
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Three perfect storms

"The Left’s near monopoly over the institutions of opinion and information—which long allowed liberal opinion makers to sweep aside ideas and beliefs they disagreed with, as if they were beneath argument—is skidding to a startlingly swift halt."
     Trust me, you will enjoy Brian C. Anderson's article for the City Journal,  We’re Not Losing the Culture Wars Anymore  (just pretend the word "media" modifies "culture" -- the education system still has a way to go).  I could not do better, even if I had the talent. After paying homage to Rush Limbaugh, Anderson cites three seismic events that have altered the battlefield

  • The advent of cable TV  allowing for the emergence of  Fox News Channel, and Television Comedy like that offered by South Park (Many conservatives have attacked South Park for its exuberant vulgarity, calling it “twisted,” “vile trash,” a “threat to our youth.” Such denunciations are misguided. Conservative critics should pay closer attention to what South Park so irreverently jeers at and mocks. As the show’s co-creator, 32-year-old Matt Stone, sums it up: “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals").



      Cartman [holding his nose]: Oh my God, it (Costa Rico) smells like ass out here!
      Choir teacher: All right, that does it! Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.
      Cartman: I wasn’t saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass.

  • The rise of the Internet, the second explosive change shaking liberal media dominance. It’s hard to overstate the impact that news and opinion websites like the Drudge Report, NewsMax, and Dow Jones’s OpinionJournal are having on politics and culture, as are current-event “blogs”—individual or group web diaries—like AndrewSullivan, InstaPundit, and “The Corner” department of NationalReviewOnline (NRO)
  • Book Publishing  The third big change breaking the liberal media stranglehold. Conservative authors long had trouble getting their books released, with only Regnery Books, the Free Press, and Basic Books regularly releasing conservative titles. But following editorial changes during the 1990s, Basic and the Free Press published far fewer conservative-leaning titles, leaving Regnery pretty much alone.  No more. Nowadays, publishers are falling over themselves to bring conservative books to a mainstream audience.
Anderson offers many examples in each category, and sums up:

"Here’s what’s likely to happen in the years ahead. Think of the mainstream liberal media as one sphere and the conservative media as another. The liberal sphere, which less than a decade ago was still the media, is still much bigger than the non-liberal one. But the non-liberal sphere is expanding, encroaching into the liberal sphere, which is both shrinking and breaking up into much smaller sectarian spheres—one for blacks, one for Hispanics, one for feminists, and so on.

"It’s hard to imagine that this development won’t result in a broader national debate—and a more conservative America."



City Journal Home. City Journal
We’re Not Losing the Culture Wars Anymore
Brian C. Anderson       
Autumn 2003

The Left’s near monopoly over the institutions of opinion and information—which long allowed liberal opinion makers to sweep aside ideas and beliefs they disagreed with, as if they were beneath argument—is skidding to a startlingly swift halt. The transformation has gone far beyond the rise of conservative talk radio, that, ever since Rush Limbaugh’s debut 15 years ago, has chipped away at the power of the New York Times, the networks, and the rest of the elite media to set the terms of the nation’s political and cultural debate. Almost overnight, three huge changes in communications have injected conservative ideas right into the heart of that debate. Though commentators have noted each of these changes separately, they haven’t sufficiently grasped how, taken together, they add up to a revolution: no longer can the Left keep conservative views out of the mainstream or dismiss them with bromide instead of argument. Everything has changed.

The first and most visible of these three seismic events: the advent of cable TV, especially Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News Channel. Since its 1996 launch, Fox News has provided what its visionary CEO Roger Ailes calls a “haven” for viewers fed up with the liberal bias of the news media—potentially a massive audience, since the mainstream media stand well to the American people’s left.

Watch Fox for just a few hours and you encounter a conservative presence unlike anything on TV. Where CBS and CNN would lead a news item about an impending execution with a candlelight vigil of death-penalty protesters, for instance, at Fox “it is de rigueur that we put in the lead why that person is being executed,” senior vice president for news John Moody noted a while back. Fox viewers will see Republican politicians and conservative pundits sought out for meaningful quotations, skepticism voiced about environmentalist doomsaying, religion treated with respect, pro-life views given airtime—and much else they’d never find on other networks.

Fox’s conservatism helps it scoop competitors on stories they get wrong or miss entirely because of liberal bias. In April 2002, for instance, the mainstream media rushed to report an Israeli “massacre” of Palestinian civilians in a refugee camp in the West Bank city of Jenin; Fox uniquely—and correctly, it turned out—treated the massacre charge with complete skepticism. “We try to avoid falling for the conventional liberal wisdom in journalistic circles—in this case the conventional wisdom ‘Israeli bad, Palestinian good,’ ” says daytime anchorman David Asman. “Too often ideology shapes the tendency to jump to a conclusion—something we try to be aware of in our own case, too.”

Nowhere does Fox differ more radically from the mainstream television and press than in its robustly pro-U.S. coverage of the War on Terror. After September 11, the American flag appeared everywhere, from the lapels of the anchormen to the corner of the screen. Ailes himself wrote to President Bush, urging him to strike back hard against al-Qaida. On-air personalities and reporters freely referred to “our” troops instead of “U.S. forces,” and Islamist “terrorists” and “evildoers” instead of “militants.” Such open displays of patriotism are anathema to today’s liberal journalists, who see “taking sides” as a betrayal of journalistic objectivity.

Asman demurs. For the free media to take sides against an enemy bent on eradicating the free society itself, he argues, isn’t unfair or culturally biased; it is the only possible logical and moral stance. And to call bin Ladin a “militant,” as Reuters does, is to betray the truth, not uphold it. “Terrorism is terrorism,” Asman says crisply. “We know what it is, and we know how to define it, just as our viewers know what it is. So we’re not going to play with them: when we see an act of terror, we’re going to call it terror.” On television news, anyway, Fox alone seemed to grasp this essential point from September 11 on. Says Asman: “CNN, MSNBC, the media generally were not declarative enough in calling a spade a spade.”

Fox’s very tone conveys its difference from the networks’ worldview. “Fox News lacks the sense of out-of-touch elitism that makes many Americans, whatever their politics, annoyed with the news media,” maintains media critic Gene Veith. “Fox reporters almost never condescend to viewers,” he observes. “The other networks do so all the time, peering down on the vulgar masses from social height (think Peter Jennings) or deigning to enlighten the public about things that only they understand (think Peter Arnett).” This tone doesn’t mark only Fox’s populist shows, like pugnacious superstar Bill O’Reilly’s. Even when Fox goes upscale, in Brit Hume’s urbane nightly Special Report, for example, the civility elevates rather than belittles the viewer. For Ailes, Fox’s anti-elitism is key. “There’s a whole country that elitists will never acknowledge,” he told the New York Times Magazine. “What people resent deeply out there are those in the ‘blue’ states thinking they’re smarter.”

The “fair and balanced” approach that Fox trumpets in its slogan is part of this iconoclastic tone, too. Sure, the anchor is almost always a conservative, but it’s clear he is striving to tell the truth, and there’s always a liberal on hand, too. By contrast, political consultant and Fox contributor Dick Morris notes, “The other networks offer just one point of view, which they claim is objective.” Not only does the Fox approach make clear that there is always more than one point of view, but it also puts the network’s liberal guests in the position of having to defend their views—something that almost never happens on other networks.

Viewers clearly like what they see. Fox’s ratings, already climbing since the station debuted in 1996, really began to rocket upward after the terrorist attack and blasted into orbit with Operation Iraqi Freedom. “In the Iraqi war,” Dick Morris explains, “the viewing audience truly saw how incredibly biased the other networks were: ‘Turkey did not let us through, the plan was flawed, we attacked with too few troops, our supply lines weren’t secure, the army would run out of rations and ammo, the Iraqis would use poison gas, the oil wells would go up in flames, there would be street-to-street fighting in Baghdad, the museum lost its priceless artifacts to looters,’ and now we’re onto this new theme that ‘Iraq is a quagmire’ and that there ‘aren’t any weapons of mass destruction’ and that ‘Bush lied’—and all the while, thanks in part to Fox News, Americans are seeing with their own eyes how much this is crazy spin.” The yawning gulf separating reality and the mainstream media during the war and its aftermath, Morris believes, “will kill the other networks in the immediate future—to Fox’s benefit.”

The numbers make clear just how stunning Fox’s rise has been. Starting with access to only 17 million homes (compared with CNN’s 70 million) in 1996, Fox could reach 65 million homes by 2001 and had already started to turn a profit. A year later, profits hit $70 million and are expected to double in 2003. Though CNN founder Ted Turner once boasted he’d “squish Murdoch like a bug,” Fox News has outpaced its chief cable news rival in the ratings since September 11 and now runs laps around it. This past June, Fox won a whopping 51 percent of the prime-time cable news audience—more than CNN, CNN Headline News, and MSNBC combined. The station’s powerhouse, The O’Reilly Factor, averages around 3 million viewers every night, and during Operation Iraqi Freedom the “No Spin Zone” drew as many as 7 million on a given night; CNN’s Larry King, once the king of cable, has slipped to 1.3 million nightly viewers. Cheery Fox and Friends has even edged out CBS’s Early Show in the ratings a few times, despite the fact that CBS is free, while Fox is available only on cable and satellite (and not every operator carries it). While the total viewership for ABC, CBS, and NBC news—more than 25 million—still dwarfs Fox’s viewers, the networks are hemorrhaging. CBS News just suffered its lousiest ratings period ever, down 600,000 viewers; 1.1 million fewer people watch the three network news programs today than 12 months ago.

Fox enjoys especially high numbers among advertiser-coveted 25- to 54-year-old viewers, and it is attracting even younger news junkies. As one CNN producer admits, Fox is “more in touch with the younger age group, not just the 25–54 demo, but probably the 18-year-olds.” Even more attractive to advertisers, Fox viewers watch 20 to 25 minutes before clicking away; CNN watchers stay only ten minutes. Fox’s typical viewer also makes more money on average—nearly $60,000 a year—than those of its main cable rivals.

Not only conservatives like what they see. A new Pew Research Center survey shows that, of the 22 percent of Americans who now get most of their news from Fox (compared with a combined 32 percent for the networks), only 46 percent call themselves “conservative,” only slightly higher than the 40 percent of CNN fans who do so. Fox is thus exposing many centrists (32 percent of Fox’s regular viewers) and liberals (18 percent) to conservative ideas and opinions they would not regularly find elsewhere in the television news—and some of those folks could be liking the conservative worldview as well as the professionalism of the staff and veracity of the programming.

The news isn’t the only place on cable where conservatives will feel at home. Lots of cable comedy, while not traditionally conservative, is fiercely anti-liberal, which as a practical matter often amounts nearly to the same thing. Take South Park, Comedy Central’s hit cartoon series, whose heroes are four crudely animated and impossibly foul-mouthed fourth-graders named Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan. Now in its seventh season, South Park, with nearly 3 million viewers per episode, is Comedy Central’s highest-rated program.

Many conservatives have attacked South Park for its exuberant vulgarity, calling it “twisted,” “vile trash,” a “threat to our youth.” Such denunciations are misguided. Conservative critics should pay closer attention to what South Park so irreverently jeers at and mocks. As the show’s co-creator, 32-year-old Matt Stone, sums it up: “I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.”

Not for nothing has blogger and former New Republic editor Andrew Sullivan praised the show for being “the best antidote to PC culture we have.” South Park sharpens the iconoclastic, anti-PC edge of earlier cartoon shows like The Simpsons and King of the Hill, and spares no sensitivity. The show’s single black kid is called Token. One episode, “Cripple Fight,” concludes with a slugfest between the boys’ wheelchair-bound, cerebral-palsy-stricken friend Timmy and the obnoxious Jimmy, who wants to be South Park’s Number One “handi-capable” citizen (in his cringe-making PC locution). In another, “Rainforest Schmainforest,” the boys’ school sends them on a field trip to Costa Rica, led by an activist choir group, “Getting Gay with Kids,” which wants to raise youth awareness about “our vanishing rain forests.” Shown San José, Costa Rica’s capital, the boys are unimpressed:

    Cartman [holding his nose]: Oh my God, it smells like ass out here!
    Choir teacher: All right, that does it! Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.
    Cartman: I wasn’t saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass.

But if the city is unpleasant, the rain forest itself is a nightmare: the boys get lost, wilt from the infernal heat, face deadly assaults from monstrous insects and a giant snake, run afoul of revolutionary banditos, and—worst of all—must endure the choir teacher’s New-Agey gushing: “Shhh! Children! Let’s try to listen to what the rain forest tells us, and if we use our ears, she can tell us so many things.” By the horrifying trip’s end, the boys are desperate for civilization, and the choir teacher herself has come to despise the rain forest she once worshiped: “You go right ahead and plow down this whole fuckin’ thing,” she tells a construction worker.

The episode concludes with the choir’s new song:

    Doo doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo wa.
    There’s a place called the rain forest that truly sucks ass.
    Let’s knock it all down and get rid of it fast.
    You say “save the rain forest” but what do you know?
    You’ve never been there before.
    Getting Gay with Kids is here
    To tell you things you might not like to hear.
    You only fight these causes ‘cause caring sells.
    All you activists can go fuck yourselves.

As the disclaimer before each episode states, the show is so offensive “it should not be viewed by anyone.”

One of the contemporary Left’s most extreme (and, to conservatives, objectionable) strategies is its effort to draw the mantle of civil liberties over behavior once deemed criminal, pathological, or immoral, as a brilliant South Park episode featuring a visit to town by the North American Man-Boy Love Association—the ultra-radical activist group advocating gay sex with minors—satirizes:

    NAMBLA leader [speaking at a group meeting, attended by the South Park kids]: Rights? Does anybody know their rights? You see, I’ve learned something today. Our forefathers came to this country because they believed in an idea. An idea called “freedom.” They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn’t be prosecuted for their beliefs. Where a person can live the way he chooses to live. You see us as being perverted because we’re different from you. People are afraid of us, because they don’t understand. And sometimes it’s easier to persecute than to understand.

    Kyle: Dude. You have sex with children.
    NAMBLA leader: We are human. Most of us didn’t even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can’t help the way we are, and if you all can’t understand that, well, then, I guess you’ll just have to put us away.
    Kyle [slowly, for emphasis]: Dude. You havesex. With children.
    Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.

Another episode—“Cherokee Hair Tampons”—ridicules multiculti sentimentality about holistic medicine and the “wisdom” of native cultures. Kyle suffers a potentially fatal kidney disorder, and his clueless parents try to cure it with “natural” Native American methods, leaving their son vomiting violently and approaching death’s door:

    Kyle’s mom: Everything is going to be fine, Stan; we’re bringing in Kyle tomorrow to see the Native Americans personally.
    Stan: Isn’t it possible that these Indians don’t know what they’re talking about?
    Stan’s mom: You watch your mouth, Stanley. The Native Americans were raped of their land and resources by white people like us.
    Stan: And that has something to do with their medicines because . . . ?
    Stan’s mom: Enough, Stanley!

South Park regularly mocks left-wing celebrities who feel entitled to pontificate on how the nation should be run. In one of the most brutal parodies, made in just several days during the 2000 Florida recount fiasco, loudmouth Rosie O’Donnell sweeps into town to weigh in on a kindergarten election dispute involving her nephew. The boys’ teacher dresses her down: “People like you preach tolerance and open-mindedness all the time, but when it comes to middle America, you think we’re all evil and stupid country yokels who need your political enlightenment. Just because you’re on TV doesn’t mean you know crap about the government.”

South Park has satirized the sixties counterculture (Cartman has feverish nightmares about hippies, who “want to save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad”); anti-big-business zealots (a “Harbucks” coffee chain opens in South Park, to initial resistance but eventual acclaim as everyone—including the local coffee house’s owners—admits its bean beats anything previously on offer in the town); sex ed in school (featuring “the Sexual Harassment Panda,” an outrageous classroom mascot); pro-choice extremists (Cartman’s mother decides she wants to abort him, despite the fact that he’s eight years old, relying on the “it’s my body” argument); hate-crime legislation, anti-discrimination lawsuits, gay scout leaders, and much more. Conservatives do not escape the show’s satirical sword—gun-toting rednecks and phony patriots have been among those slashed. But there should be no mistaking the deepest thrust of South Park’s politics.

That anti-liberal worldview dominates other cable comedy too. Also on Comedy Central is Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, a new late-night chatfest where the conversation—on race, terrorism, war, and other topics—is anything but politically correct. The Brooklyn-born Quinn, a former anchor on Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” and a Fox News fan, can be Rumsfeldesque in his comic riffs, like this one deriding excessive worries about avoiding civilian casualties in Iraq: “This war is so polite,” he grumbles. “We used to be Semper Fi. Next, we’ll be dropping comment cards over Iraq saying ‘How did you hear about us?’ And ‘Would you say that we’re a country that goes to war sometimes, often, or never?’ ”

Then there’s Dennis Miller, another Saturday Night Live alum, whose 2003 HBO stand-up comedy special The Raw Feed relentlessly derides liberal shibboleths. In his stream-of-consciousness rants, whose cumulative effect gets audiences roaring with laughter, Miller blasts the teachers’ unions for opposing vouchers, complains about the sluggish work habits of government workers (“ironically, in our highly driven culture, it would appear the only people not interested in pushing the envelope are postal employees”), and attacks opponents of Alaskan oil-drilling for “playing the species card.”

Miller, like Quinn, is unapologetically hawkish in the War on Terror. Dismissing the effectiveness of U.N. weapons inspectors in the run-up to the Iraq war, he says: “Watching the U.N. in action makes you want to give Ritalin to a glacier.” On war opponents France and Germany, he’s acid: “The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies” and “Maybe Germany didn’t want to get involved in this war because it wasn’t on a grand enough scale.” Lately, he’s been campaigning with President Bush, crediting W. for making him “proud to be an American again” after the “wocka-wocka porn guitar of the Clinton administration.” Fox has hired him to do weekly news commentary.

Why is cable and satellite TV less uniformly Whoopi or West Wing than ABC, CBS, and NBC? With long-pent-up market demand for entertainment that isn’t knee-jerk liberal in its sensibilities, cable’s multiplicity of channels has given writers and producers who don’t fit the elite media mold the chance to meet that demand profitably.

Andrew Sullivan dubs the fans of all this cable-nurtured satire “South Park Republicans”—people who “believe we need a hard-ass foreign policy and are extremely skeptical of political correctness” but also are socially liberal on many issues, Sullivan explains. Such South Park Republicanism is a real trend among younger Americans, he observes: South Park’s typical viewer, for instance, is an advertiser-ideal 28.

Talk to right-leaning college students, and it’s clear that Sullivan is onto something. Arizona State undergrad Eric Spratling says the definition fits him and his Republican pals perfectly. “The label is really about rejecting the image of conservatives as uptight squares—crusty old men or nerdy kids in blue blazers. We might have long hair, smoke cigarettes, get drunk on weekends, have sex before marriage, watch R-rated movies, cuss like sailors—and also happen to be conservative, or at least libertarian.” Recent Stanford grad Craig Albrecht says most of his young Bush-supporter friends “absolutely cherish” South Park–style comedy “for its illumination of hypocrisy and stupidity in all spheres of life.” It just so happens, he adds, “that most hypocrisy and stupidity take place within the liberal camp.”

Further supporting Sullivan’s contention, Gavin McInnes, co-founder of Vice—a “punk-rock-capitalist” entertainment corporation that publishes the hipster bible Vice magazine, produces CDs and films, runs clothing stores, and claims (plausibly) to have been “deep inside the heads of 18–30s for the past 10 years”—spots “a new trend of young people tired of being lied to for the sake of the ‘greater good.’ ” Especially on military matters, McInnes believes, many twenty-somethings are disgusted with the Left. The knee-jerk Left’s days “are numbered,” McInnes tells The American Conservative. “They are slowly but surely being replaced with a new breed of kid that isn’t afraid to embrace conservatism.”

Polling data indicate that younger voters are indeed trending rightward—supporting the Iraq war by a wider majority than their elders, viewing school vouchers favorably, and accepting greater restrictions on abortion, such as parental-notification laws (though more accepting of homosexuality than older voters). Together with the Foxification of cable news, this new attitude among the young, reflected in the hippest cable comedy (and in cutting-edge cable dramas such as FX’s The Shield and HBO’s The Sopranos and Six Feet Under, which are unflinchingly honest about crime, race, sex, and faith, and avoid the saccharine liberal moralizing of much network entertainment), can only make Karl Rove happy.

What should make him positively giddy is the rise of the Internet, the second explosive change shaking liberal media dominance. It’s hard to overstate the impact that news and opinion websites like the Drudge Report, NewsMax, and Dow Jones’s OpinionJournal are having on politics and culture, as are current-event “blogs”—individual or group web diaries—like AndrewSullivan, InstaPundit, and “The Corner” department of NationalReviewOnline (NRO), where the editors and writers argue, joke around, and call attention to articles elsewhere on the web. This whole universe of web-based discussion has been dubbed the “blogosphere.”

While there are several fine left-of-center sites, the blogosphere currently tilts right, albeit idiosyncratically, reflecting the hard-to-pigeonhole politics of some leading bloggers. Like talk radio and Fox News, the right-leaning sites fill a market void. “Many bloggers felt shut out by institutions that have adopted—explicitly or implicitly—a left-wing orthodoxy,” says Erin O’Connor, whose blog, Critical Mass, exposes campus PC gobbledygook. The orthodox Left’s blame-America-first response to September 11 has also helped tilt the blogosphere rightward. “There were damned few noble responses to that cursed day from the ‘progressive’ part of the political spectrum,” avers Los Angeles–based blogger and journalist Matt Welch, “so untold thousands of people just started blogs, in anger,” Welch among them. “I was pushed into blogging on September 16, 2001, in direct response to reading five days’ worth of outrageous bullshit in the media from people like Noam Chomsky and Robert Jensen.”

For a frustrated citizen like Welch, it’s easy to get your ideas circulating on the Internet. Start-up costs for a blog are small, printing and mailing costs nonexistent. Few blogs make money, though, since advertisers are leery of the web and no one seems willing to pay to read anything on it.

The Internet’s most powerful effect has been to expand vastly the range of opinion—especially conservative opinion—at everyone’s fingertips. “The Internet helps break up the traditional cultural gatekeepers’ power to determine a) what’s important and b) the range of acceptable opinion,” says former Reason editor and libertarian blogger Virginia Postrel. InstaPundit’s Glenn Reynolds, a law professor at the University of Tennessee, agrees: “The main role of the Internet and blogosphere is to call the judgment of elites about what is news into question.”

The Drudge Report is a perfect case in point. Five years since Matt Drudge broke the Monica Lewinsky story, his news and gossip site has become an essential daily visit for political junkies, journalists, media types, and—with 1.4 billion hits in 2002—seemingly anyone with an Internet connection. The site features occasional newsworthy items investigated and written by Drudge, but mostly it’s an editorial filter, linking to stories on other small and large news and opinion sites—a filter that crucially exhibits no bias against the Right. (Drudge, a registered Republican, calls himself “a pro-life conservative who doesn’t want the government to tax me.”) The constantly updated cornucopia of information, culled from a vast number of global sources and e-mailed tips from across the political spectrum, says critic Camille Paglia, a Drudge enthusiast, point up by contrast “the process of censorship that’s going on, the filtering of the news by established news organizations.” Other popular news-filter sites, including FreeRepublic, Lucianne, and RealClearPolitics, perform a similar function.

In a different register, Arts & Letters Daily, a site devoted to intellectual journalism, is similarly ecumenical in what it links to, posting articles from publications as diverse as City Journal on the Right to the New Left Review. When Arts & Letters ran into financial trouble last year, both neo-conservative elder Norman Podhoretz and Nation columnist Eric Alterman rushed to its defense. Going from 300 page views a day in 1998 to more than 70,000 a day in 2003, and with many left-leaning readers (including a large number of academics), it has introduced a whole new audience to serious conservative thought.

Though not quite in Drudge’s league in readership, the top explicitly right-leaning sites, updated daily, have generated huge followings. Andrew Sullivan’s blog, launched in the late 90s, attracted 400,000 visitors this July. FrontPage, vigorously lambasting political correctness, the antiwar campaign, and other “progressive” follies, draws as many as 1.7 million visitors in a month. More than 1.4 million visitors landed on OpinionJournal this past March, when the liberation of Iraq began, most to read editor James Taranto’s “Best of the Web Today,” an incisive guide to and commentary on the day’s top Internet stories. NRO, featuring scores of new articles daily, averages slightly over 1 million a month—and over 2 million during the war. “More people read NRO than all the conservative magazines combined,” the site’s editor-at-large Jonah Goldberg marvels. The web’s interconnectivity—the fact that bloggers and news and opinion sites readily link to one another and comment on one another’s postings, forming a kind of twenty-first-century agora—amplifies and extends the influence of any site that catches the heavy hitters’ attention.

It’s not just the large numbers of readers that these sites attract that is so significant for the conservative cause; it’s also who those readers are. Just as Fox News is pulling in a younger viewership, who will reshape the politics of the future, so these conservative sites are proving particularly popular with younger readers. “They think: ‘If it’s not on the web, it doesn’t exist,’ ” says Goldberg. FrontPage’s web traffic shoots up dramatically during the school year, as lots of college students log on.

Equally important, these sites draw the attention of journalists. “Everyone who deals in media—and they’re not all ideologues on the Left—is reading the Internet all the time,” says FrontPage editor David Horowitz. “Michael,” who co-authors the 2blowhards culture-and-politics blog as an avocation while working full time for a major left-leaning national news organization (he uses a pseudonym because his bosses wouldn’t like the blog’s not-so-liberal opinions), reports: “I notice the younger people on staff in particular are aware of blogs—and that a lot of local newspapers seem to have people who stay on top of blogs, too.” The Internet’s power, observes Mickey Kaus, the former New Republic writer whose Kausfiles blog has become indispensable reading for anyone interested in politics, “is due primarily to its influence over professional journalists, who then influence the public.” Judges Andrew Sullivan: “I think I have just as much ability to inject an idea or an argument into the national debate through my blog as I did through The New Republic.”

Almost daily, stories that originate on the web make their way into print or onto TV or radio. Fox and Rush Limbaugh, for instance, often pick up stories from FrontPage and OpinionJournal—especially those on the antiwar Left. Fox News’s Sean Hannity surfs the net up to eight hours a day, searching sites like Drudge and the hard-right news site WorldNetDaily for stories to cover. Phrases introduced in the blogosphere now “percolate out into the real world with amazing rapidity,” InstaPundit’s Glenn Reynolds recently noted. For example, the day after the humor blog ScrappleFace coined the term “Axis of Weasel” to satirize the antiwar alliance of Jacques Chirac and Gerhard Schröder, the New York Post used it as a headline, talk radio and CNN and Fox News repeated it, and it soon made its way into French and German media.

The speed with which Internet sites can post new material is one source of their influence. No sooner has the latest Paul Krugman New York Times column attacking the Bush administration appeared, for example, than the “Krugman Truth Squad”—a collective of conservative economic analysts—will post an article on NRO exposing the economist’s myriad mistakes, distortions, and evasions. Earlier this year, the Truth Squad caught Krugman comparing the cost of Bush’s tax cuts over ten years with the one-year wage boost associated with the new employment it would create, so as to make the tax reductions seem insanely large for the small benefit they’d bring—a laughably ignorant mistake or, more likely, a deliberate attempt to mislead in order to discredit Bush. The discomfiture web critics have caused Krugman has forced him to respond on his own website, offering various lame rationales for his errors, and denouncing the Truth Squad’s Donald Luskin as his “stalker-in-chief.”

The timeliness of web publication also means that right from the start a wealth of conservative opinion is circulating about any new development—often before the New York Times and the Washington Post get a chance to weigh in. A blog or opinion site “can have an influence on elite opinion before the conventional wisdom among elites congeals,” notes Nick Schulz, editor of Tech Central Station, a site that covers technology and public policy. A case in point is the blogosphere “storm” (a ferocious burst of online argument, with site linking to site linking to site) that made a big issue out of the Democrats’ unseemly transformation of Senator Paul Wellstone’s funeral into a naked political rally, forcing the mainstream media to cover the story, which in turn created outrage that ultimately may have cost the Dems Wellstone’s seat in the 2002 election. Blogosphere outrage over Republican senator Trent Lott’s comments that seemed to praise segregation at onetime Dixiecrat Strom Thurmond’s 100th birthday party, led by NRO and other conservative sites keen to liberate modern conservatism from any vestige of racism and to make the GOP a champion of black advancement, shaped the mainstream media’s coverage of that controversy, too—helping to push Lott from his perch as majority leader.

Debunking liberal humbug is one of the web’s most powerful political effects: bloggers call it the Internet’s “bullshit-detector” role. The New York Times has been the Number One target of the B.S. detectors—especially during the reign of deposed executive editor and liberal ideologue Howell Raines. “Only, say, five years ago, the editors of the New York Times had much more power than they have today,” Andrew Sullivan points out. “They could spin stories with gentle liberal bias, and only a few eyes would roll.” If they made an egregious error, they could bury the correction later. The Internet makes such bias and evasion harder—maybe impossible—to pull off. It was the blogosphere that revealed Enron-bashing Krugman’s former ties to Enron, showed how the paper twisted its polls to further a liberal agenda, exposed how it used its front page to place Henry Kissinger falsely in the anti–Iraq war camp, and then, as the war got under way, portrayed it as harshly as possible.

It’s safe to say that the blogosphere cost Raines his job. When the story broke about Times reporter and Raines favorite Jayson Blair’s outrageous fabrications in the paper’s pages, Sullivan, Kaus, Drudge, blogger-reporter Seth Mnookin, and other web writers kept it alive, creating pressure for other media, including television, to cover it. When disgruntled Times staffers began to leak damning information about Raines’s high-handed management style to Jim Romenesko’s influential media-news site Poynter, the end was near. Kausfiles’s “Howell Raines-O-Meter,” gauging the probability of the editor’s downfall, was up barely a day or two when Raines stepped down. “The outcome would have been different without the Internet,” Kaus rightly says. The Times’s new ombudsman acknowledged the point: “We’re not happy that blogs became the forum for our dirty linen, but somebody had to wash it and it got washed.”

But the Blair affair was more final straw than primary cause of Raines’s fall. Unremitting Internet-led criticism and mockery of the editor’s front-page partisanship had already severely tarnished the Times’s reputation. It may take the Times a while to restore readers’ trust: a new Rasmussen poll shows that fewer than half of Americans believe that the paper reliably conveys the truth (while 72 percent find Fox News reliable); circulation is down 5 percent since March 2002.

Other liberal media giants have taken notice. In May, the Los Angeles Times’s top editor, John Carroll, fired an e-mail to his troops warning that the paper was suffering from “the perception and the occasional reality that the Times is a liberal, ‘politically correct’ newspaper.” In the new era of heightened web scrutiny, Carroll was arguing, you can’t just dismiss conservative views but must take them seriously. By the recent recall vote, though, the lesson had evaporated.

The third big change breaking the liberal media stranglehold is taking place in book publishing. Conservative authors long had trouble getting their books released, with only Regnery Books, the Free Press, and Basic Books regularly releasing conservative titles. But following editorial changes during the 1990s, Basic and the Free Press published far fewer conservative-leaning titles, leaving Regnery pretty much alone.

No more. Nowadays, publishers are falling over themselves to bring conservative books to a mainstream audience. “Between now and December,” Publishers Weekly wrote in July, “scores of books on conservative topics will be published by houses large and small—the most ever produced in a single season. Already, 2003 has been a banner year for such books, with at least one and often two conservative titles hitting PW’s best-seller list each week.” Joining Regnery in releasing mass-market right-leaning books are two new imprints from superpower publishers, Random House’s Crown Forum and an as-yet-untitled Penguin series.

These imprints will publish mostly Ann Coulter–style polemics—one of Crown Forum’s current releases, for example, is James Hirsen’s The Left Coast, a take-no-prisoners attack on Hollywood liberals. But higher-brow conservative books will pour forth over the next six months from Peter Collier’s Encounter Books, Ivan R. Dee (publisher of City Journal books), the Intercollegiate Studies Institute (it’s releasing Alexander Solzhenitsyn’s Russia in Collapse, the Nobel Prize–winner’s first book in English in nearly a decade), Yale University Press, Lexington Books, and Spence Books. Other top imprints—from HarperCollins to the University of Chicago Press—are also publishing books that flout liberal orthodoxy. And Bookspan, which runs the Book-of-the-Month Club, has announced a new conservative book club, headed by a former National Review literary editor.

It’s no exaggeration to describe this surge of conservative publishing as a paradigm shift. “It would have been unthinkable ten years ago that mainstream publishers would embrace this trend,” acknowledges Doubleday editor and author Adam Bellow, who got his start in editing in 1988 at the Free Press, where he and his boss, the late Erwin Glikes, encountered “a tremendous amount of marketplace and institutional resistance” in pushing conservative titles. “There was no conspiracy,” avers Crown Forum publisher Steve Ross. “We were culturally isolated on this island of Manhattan, and people tend to publish to people of like mind.”

Ross believes that September 11 shook up the publishing world and made it less reflexively liberal. And in fact, many new conservative titles concern the War on Terror. But what really overcame the big New York publishers’ liberal prejudices is the oodles of money Washington-based Regnery was making. “We’ve had a string of best-sellers that is probably unmatched in publishing,” Regnery president Marji Ross points out. “We publish 20 to 25 titles a year, and we’ve had 16 books on the New York Times best-seller list over the last four years—including Bernard Goldberg’s Bias, which spent seven weeks at Number One.” Adds Bernadette Malone, a former Regnery editor heading up Penguin’s new conservative imprint: “The success of Regnery’s books woke up the industry: ‘Hello? There’s 50 percent of the population that we’re underserving, even ignoring. We have an opportunity to talk to these people, figure out what interests them, and put out professional-quality books on topics that haven’t been sufficiently explored.’ ” Bellow puts it more bluntly: “Business rationality has trumped ideological aversion. And that’s capitalism.”

There’s another reason that conservative books are selling: the emergence of conservative talk radio, cable TV, and the Internet. This “right-wing media circuit,” as Publishers Weekly describes it, reaches millions of potential readers and thus makes the traditional gatekeepers of ideas—above all, the New York Times Book Review and the New York Review of Books, publications that rarely deign to review conservative titles—increasingly irrelevant in winning an audience for a book.

Ask publisher Peter Collier. After only three years in business, his Encounter Books will make $3 million in profits this year, he says—not bad for an imprint specializing in serious works of history, culture, and political analysis aimed at both conservatives and open-minded liberals. Several Encounter titles have sold in the 35,000 range, and a Bill Kristol–edited volume laying out reasons for war in Iraq has sold over 60,000 copies. Instead of worrying about high-profile reviews in the media mainstream—“I’ve had God knows how many books published by now, and maybe three reviews in the New York Times Book Review,” laughs Collier—Encounter sells books by getting its authors discussed on the Internet and interviewed on talk radio, Fox News, and C-Span’s ideologically neutral Book TV. “A Q & A on NRO sells books very, very well,” Collier explains. “It’s comparable to a major newspaper review.” A bold Drudge Report headline will move far more copies than even good newspaper reviews, claims Regnery’s Marji Ross. A book discussed on AndrewSullivan will briefly blast up the Amazon.com best-seller list—even hitting the top five.

Amazon itself is another boon to conservatives, since the Internet giant betrays no ideological bias in selling books. Nor do big chain booksellers like Wal-Mart and Barnes & Noble, where Bill O’Reilly books pile up right next to Michael Moore’s latest loony-left rant. “The rise of Amazon and the chain stores has been tremendously liberating for conservatives, because these stores are very much product-oriented businesses,” observes David Horowitz. “The independent bookstores are all controlled by leftists, and they’re totalitarians—they will not display conservative books, or if they do, they’ll hide them in the back.” Says Marji Ross: “We have experienced our books being buried or kept in the back room when a store manager or owner opposed their message.” She’s a big fan of Amazon and the chains.

Amazon’s Reader Reviews feature—where readers can post their opinions on books they’ve read and rate them—has helped diminish the authority of elite cultural guardians, too, by creating a truly democratic marketplace of ideas. “I don’t think there’s ever been a similar review medium—a really broad-based consumers’ guide for culture,” says 2blowhards blogger Michael. “I’ve read some stuff on Amazon that’s been as good as anything I’ve read in the real press.”

All these remarkable, brand-new transformations have sent the Left reeling. Fox News especially is driving liberals wild. Former vice president Al Gore likens Fox to an evil right-wing “fifth column,” and he yearns to set up a left-wing competitor, as if a left-wing media didn’t already exist. Comedian and activist Al Franken’s new book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them is one long jeremiad against Fox. Washington Post media critic Tom Shales calls Fox a “propaganda mill.” The Columbia Journalism School’s Todd Gitlin worries that Fox “emboldens the right wing to feel justified and confident they can promote their policies.” “There’s room for conservative talk radio on television,” allows CNN anchor Aaron Brown, the very embodiment of the elite journalist with, in Roger Ailes’s salty phrase, “a pick up their ass.” “But I don’t think anyone ought to pretend it’s the New York Times or CNN,” Brown sniffs.

But it’s not just Fox: liberals have been pooh-poohing all of these developments. Dennis Miller used to be the hippest joker around. Now, complains a critic in the liberal webzine Salon, he’s “uncomfortably juvenile,” exhibiting “the sort of simplistic, reactionary American stance that gives us a bad reputation around the world.” The Boston Globe’s Alex Beam dismisses the blogosphere with typical liberal hauteur: “Welcome to Blogistan, the Internet-based journalistic medium where no thought goes unpublished, no long-out-of-print book goes unhawked, and no fellow ‘blogger,’ no matter how outré, goes unpraised.” And those right-wing books are a danger to society, grouse liberals: their “bile-spewing” authors “have limited background expertise and a great flair for adding fuel to hot issues,” claims Norman Provizer, a Rocky Mountain News columnist. “The harm is if people start thinking these lightweights are providing heavyweight answers.”

Well. The fair and balanced observer will hear in such hysterical complaint and angry foot stamping baffled frustration over the loss of a liberal monoculture, which has long protected the Left from debate—and from the realization that its unexamined ideas are sadly threadbare. “The Left has never before had its point of view challenged and its arguments made fun of and shot full of holes on the public stage,” concludes social thinker Michael Novak, who has been around long enough to recognize how dramatically things are changing. Hoover Institute fellow Tod Lindberg agrees: “Liberals aren’t prepared for real argument,” he says. “Elite opinion is no longer univocal. It engages in real argument in real time.” New York Times columnist David Brooks even sees the Left falling into despair over the new conservative media that have “cohered to form a dazzlingly efficient delivery system that swamps liberal efforts to get their ideas out.”

Here’s what’s likely to happen in the years ahead. Think of the mainstream liberal media as one sphere and the conservative media as another. The liberal sphere, which less than a decade ago was still the media, is still much bigger than the non-liberal one. But the non-liberal sphere is expanding, encroaching into the liberal sphere, which is both shrinking and breaking up into much smaller sectarian spheres—one for blacks, one for Hispanics, one for feminists, and so on.

It’s hard to imagine that this development won’t result in a broader national debate—and a more conservative America.

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Now that I own "asshat," here's one fer sure

A disabled man was not allowed on a domestic flight in Chile because the pilot thought his artificial hand could be used as a dangerous weapon.

He offered to leave the hand behind but the pilot would still not allow him aboard. The Sydney Morning Herald.

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Another Cronkite Moment?

    During Brit Hume's show yesterday, the notion was advanced that the goal of Islamics (and fondest hope of American Democrats), who are sponsoring the attacks in Iraq, is to create a Cronkite moment [my words].  That, of course, refers to the 1968 Vietcong  offensive that resulted in their total annihilation, but allowed Walter Cronkite to nevertheless announce that we had lost the battle, and thus alter public support for the war.  The media are once again playing that game, with at least one similar result.

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Just a thought

This will come as a shock to many of you, but when I was a kid and got sick (as in bedridden sick), mom called the doctor and he came to the house to administer some fixmeups.  Nobody had health insurance.  Gram and gramps lived into their nineties.  So what's this shit about us having the "best health care" in the world today, and who can we blame (besides ourselves)? 


You can start with Nixon
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Notice:





Since Rachel Lucas' is in semi-retirement (bloggers will always return to blog again), I am appropriating the term "asshat."
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Asshat Republicans in need of some whoopass



"One of the more enduring Internet hoaxes is the chain letter claiming that the government has an e-mail tax in the works. Well, if Congress doesn't extend the Internet tax moratorium before it expires at the end of this week, the e-mail tax could soon cease to be an urban legend.

"The current moratorium, known as the Internet Tax Freedom Act, prevents taxes on Internet access; double taxation of Web purchases; and discriminatory taxes that treat online sales differently from offline sales. ...

"But all of that will be jeopardized if the tax prohibitions are allowed to expire on Friday. A bill to make the provisions permanent passed the House in September but has stalled in the Senate, where GOP sponsor George Allen of Virginia is being thwarted by a few Republicans who have decided to dress up as tax-and-spend Democrats for Halloween." - WSJ

     The Journal goes on to name the filthy RINOs who have joined Democrats (E-mail taxes alone would be a gold mine for free-spending politicians across the country. At a Senate hearing on spam in May, Minnesota Democrat Mark Dayton suggested "looking at some very, very small charge for every e-mail sent.") to make the dream of  taxing e-mail, and any other damned internet thing, a reality.
  • George Voinovich of Ohio and Lamar Alexander of Tennessee have bucked their President and party leaders by joining Democrats Maria Cantwell of Washington and Kent Conrad of North Dakota in holding up the bill.
    Voinovich is doing the bidding of Governor Taft who just raised the sales tax by 20% in Ohio, a state that has seen spending rise 70% over the past 10 years.  If you live in Ohio or Tennessee, give these ratbastards a holler (it works).
REVIEW & OUTLOOK

Taxing Your E-Mail

One of the more enduring Internet hoaxes is the chain letter claiming that the government has an e-mail tax in the works. Well, if Congress doesn't extend the Internet tax moratorium before it expires at the end of this week, the e-mail tax could soon cease to be an urban legend.

The current moratorium, known as the Internet Tax Freedom Act, prevents taxes on Internet access; double taxation of Web purchases; and discriminatory taxes that treat online sales differently from offline sales.

In effect since 1998, these bans are working just as the bill's original authors, GOP Congressman Chris Cox of California and Democrat Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon, intended: Internet use and electronic commerce are growing rapidly, while the digital divide continues to close. Families making less than $25,000 a year now comprise the fastest-growing segment of the Internet population, according to the Commerce Department.

But all of that will be jeopardized if the tax prohibitions are allowed to expire on Friday. A bill to make the provisions permanent passed the House in September but has stalled in the Senate, where GOP sponsor George Allen of Virginia is being thwarted by a few Republicans who have decided to dress up as tax-and-spend Democrats for Halloween.

Under pressure from the National Governors Association and others who see a digital cash cow in cyberspace, George Voinovich of Ohio and Lamar Alexander of Tennessee have bucked their President and party leaders by joining Democrats Maria Cantwell of Washington and Kent Conrad of North Dakota in holding up the bill. If these renegades are successful and the ban lapses, watch for the tax man to pounce.

"You will double-up the price of plain old Internet access faster than a dog can jump on a meat wagon," predicted Senator Wyden last week. But that's just the beginning. With no law to stop them, state and local officials can start taxing everything from spam filters to instant messages to Google searches. E-mail taxes alone would be a gold mine for free-spending politicians across the country. At a Senate hearing on spam in May, Minnesota Democrat Mark Dayton suggested "looking at some very, very small charge for every e-mail sent."

He's not alone. States and cities love the idea, and not just because of the potential for taxing, say, cross-country e-mails. Governors, mayors and county officials are thinking locally, too. A message sent by you to your neighbor per next Saturday's barbecue might easily pass through computer servers located in several of the nation's 7,600 different taxing jurisdictions.

"We have heard testimony repeatedly in Congress by representatives of states who wish to use that as a basis for taxation," says Congressman Cox. "The Internet by its architecture is innately susceptible to this type of multiple taxation. And it's because of the tyranny of multiple taxation that we enacted this ban in the first place."

Many states still in denial about their spending problems have continued to claim that they are revenue starved. Senator Voinovich, a former Ohio Governor, is being urged by his successor, Bob Taft, to oppose the moratorium on these grounds. This is the same Governor Taft who just raised the sales tax by 20% in Ohio, a state that has seen spending rise 70% over the past 10 years.

Mr. Alexander, another former Governor and one of the strongest proponents of Web levies, has been showing up at negotiations accompanied by lobbyists for state and local tax collectors. Their claim is that Internet taxation is a state issue. We're all for federalism, but if an e-mail transaction sent from Nashville to Phoenix via servers in Dallas and St. Louis isn't interstate commerce, then what is?

Making the tax moratorium permanent also gives the law a chance to catch up with new technologies. Five years ago wireless and digital subscriber lines (DSL) weren't viable options for accessing the Internet and hence were exempted from the original Internet Tax Freedom Act. Today, both are industry standards and growing as ways of logging on. They should be included in any permanent moratorium. Taxing cable Internet access differently than DSL access distorts competition and could ultimately reduce consumer choice.

If a handful of Senators think lots of new taxes on the Internet would be good for the medium and consumers alike, we'd like to see them explain themselves. But that would mean an honest vote, not the current procedural games that would let the moratorium expire and the taxmen cometh without a fight.

URL for this article:
http://online.wsj.com/article/0,,SB106739082797533500,00.html


Updated October 29, 2003

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A not so secret secret

"Bill Clinton ... may, through the lens of history, go down as one of our greatest presidents, ever."  - Alan Colmes , Red, White & Liberal
The odds, I think, are much better that Clinton will be the subject of a secret speech, delivered by some future Donk president.
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Plan 3 From Outer Space

"The Democrats are getting the tar beat out of them constantly by Limbaugh and Hannity, and they feel they don't have a platform ... There's this conservative mantra that's being jammed down the throats of the American people, and the other side of the story is not being told." - Ed "Smooth Talker" Schultz
"What are our choices fellas? "
"There are three, as I see it, J.B."
  1. Buy our own network and pay people to listen
  2. Legislate Conservatives off the air.
  3. Hire our own silky voiced smooth talker, and have a fund raiser to buy him onto the airwaves.
"Let's go with plan 3 this time.
Say, have you seen Newsweek?  "


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October 28, 2003

Donk ass-whipping 101

Hentry Waxman gets a whipping

    It's "scientific McCarthyism," an attempt to impose a "right-wing ideological agenda," says Rep. Henry A. Waxman, California Democrat.   What and why?  Wacksy is in a snit over a list of  NIH pork compiled by the Traditional Values Coalition. 
"The list represents "almost $100 million of NIH grants that we wanted looked into," [T.V.C. executive director] Andrea Lafferty  says, "such as studying the sex habits of illegal immigrants ... [and] prostitutes that hang out at truck stops." She calls NIH "a bureaucracy run amok."
Wackso had charged that the list could only have been an inside job by right-wingers.  Mrs. Lafferty responded that she had compiled the list by her lonesome  "Maybe Henry Waxman ought to learn how to use the Internet, since Al Gore invented it." Ouch.



House Speaker Dennis Hastert supports an effort to punish Democrats who voted en masse against an appropriations bill, the Hill newspaper reports [senate Republican dickwads, take note]. 
"Rep. Ralph Regula, Ohio Republican and a member of the Appropriations Committee, plans to eliminate projects "earmarked" for Democratic congressional districts in the Labor, Health and Human Services and Education spending bill, reporter Hans Nichols writes.
    Mr. Regula seeks to redirect those funds to projects in the districts of vulnerable Republicans.
    California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic leader, condemned the potential action as "criminal," while New Jersey Rep. Robert Menendez, chairman of the Democratic Caucus, called it "a clear declaration of war."  [Both items from Inside Politics]
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Prayer

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Western Wall and there he is!

She watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 50 years."

"50 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Jews and the Arabs. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall."


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This time, the real path to peace - I'm not kidding


"I haven't really followed Sudanese current events closely since, oh, Gen. Kitchener's victory over the Mahdi at the Battle of Omdurman in 1898. But a recent story from that benighted land happened to catch my eye. Last month mass hysteria apparently swept the capital city, Khartoum, after reports that foreigners were shaking hands with Sudanese men and causing their penises to disappear. One victim, a fabric merchant, told his story to the London Arabic newspaper Al-Quds Al-Arabi. A man from West Africa came into the shop and "shook the store owner's hand powerfully until the owner felt his penis melt into his body."

"I know the feeling. The same thing happened to me after shaking hands with Sen. Clinton. Anyway, as Al-Quds reported, "The store owner became hysterical, and was taken to the hospital." The country's "Chief Criminal Attorney General" Yasser Ahmad Muhammad told the Sudanese daily Al-Rai Al-A'am that "the rumor broke out when one merchant went to another merchant to buy some Karkady [a Sudanese beverage]. Suddenly, the seller felt his penis shriveling." -  (MARK STEYN continued)



    How can we deal with this level of ignorance?  The answer is, of courses, we cannot.  Earlier today I recommended you to Barbara Lerner's plan to stabilize Iraq.  I sort of lied because, in my heart of hearts, I don't think it would work even if we found the political will to follow through.  Here's what will work, and the only thing that can.  If you remove Middle East oil from the equation, who, besides God, gives a shit what they do to each other?  Hold it. I am not even remotely suggesting that we stop using oil, just that we write that region off as a source.  There is just one thing stopping us.

    It will take the sacrifice of a few Americans to pull it off, but that's the sad and necessary cost of any war.  In this instance, I am suggesting we sacrifice a mere 49 lives to achieve peace, stability, and unparalleled economic growth.  I'm sure you'll agree that is a very small price to pay.  With senate Democrats (and Jim Jeffords) "enjoying their just reward,"  we can begin to utilize the vast stores of  oil and natural gas available domestically.  We'll supplement  from sources in this hemisphere, and maybe Russia, but there is more than enough to go around.  So there's our choice.  We continue to lose the lives of our young men and women in an impossible situation, or we rid ourselves of a few vermin and live happily ever after?  Tough choice, that. 

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Loon Platoon



      A lot of big name stars are unwittingly about to start raising money for Scientology, thanks to Michael Jackson.  What this FOX NEWS alert does not provide however, are instances where the same people did something wittingly. 

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Who watches CBS anyway?

CBS - If we don't like history, we change it

Boycott launched

of CBS' 'Reagans' 

Targets advertisers of 2-part series
that 'smears' former president, wife

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The Adventures of Brian the Movie Guy


No more of this stuff for Brian

People have been writing, "What happened to cuzzin Brian's movie review feature?  It's there, then it's gone, then it's back ... do we have to go back to Roger Ebert?"

    Gawd forbid, but I understand your confusion.  The simple answer to Brian the Movie Guy's peripatetic behavior is "women."  Or, make that woman.  Brian gave up the wretched excesses of bachelorhood in favor of one Emily Tiabl (I don't know what her erstwhile oldtimey name was, since I was not invited to the wedding because I eat too much shrimp) and has been honeymooning in Saskatchewan.  Congratulations, Bry. Anyway, he's back.  Here's his latest (.mp3) review, and you can, I'm assured, expect updates on a regular basis.  Today, Brian reviews Beyond Borders, Radio, Scary Movie 3, and some flick where Meg Ryan takes her clothes off  (sigh, she's reached the end of the line.  Next step for Meg, a trip to London where she can tell the media that Bush is a fascist?).

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Break it up


    Just as I'm formulating what I would do in Iraq, Barbara Lerner comes up with the answer in a National Review article.

"The problem, I think, is that we're fighting two terrorist enemies in Iraq: Local, mainly Baathist terrorists, and foreign terrorist infiltrators. Our plan — 'hunting them down, one by one' — is the right plan for the locals, but for the foreigners, something more is needed."
    That "something more"  is another "shock and awe" campaign, this one designed to convince Iraq's neighbors that when we say they must shut off the flow of foreign terrorists into Iraq, we mean it.  The words Syria, Syrian-occupied Lebanon — Hezbollah land , Iran and Saudi Arabia cross her lips (Vermont is conspicuously absent).  Here are the details, but I'm signing up.
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More terrorists thwarted


The Port of Miami  is refusing to allow a Greenpeace ship to dock, citing it as a security risk.  So far, today is stacking up as  a "The good guys are winning"  day, eh wot?  One downer:  Port of Miami security forces have yet to open fire on the ship.
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... 2 clicks left Admiral

Here's a pleasant thought
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If it works, let's try it in Iraq


New Science Curriculum Aims to Curb 'Animal Rights' Influence
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Next - rate your price gouging electrician


"Miss Smith is way cool and a grate teecher"

A Web site that encourages students to rate their teachers has been banned from hundreds of schools across the nation and administrators are saying it's a distraction and an abomination.

One official in Maryland called RateMyTeachers.com “personally and professionally repugnant” and suggested that teachers might have legal recourse against the Internet forum’s operators.

“It’s akin to medieval public flogging,” said Brian Porter, spokesman for the Montgomery County Public Schools, which said the Web site is filtered out automatically by a central Internet firewall, which blocks student access to anything deemed non-instructional or harmful to children. FOX NEWS

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October 27, 2003

Blog Beauty



Anna at the Belligerent Bunny Blog has a wonderful pictorial essay of this past weekend's Solidarity with Saddam protests. (Link via the delightful  B.O.G. Boy
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I'm Bill. No, I'm Bill. No, I'm Bill

The different faces of Bill Clinton

Downing Street says it is "mystified" by reports that Tony Blair discussed his health problems several years ago with Bill Clinton.

Mr Blair's spokesman insisted that his irregular heart beat, which caused him to be hospitalised briefly last week, had never happened before.

But ex-US President Clinton was quoted in the Sunday Mirror as saying: "I've known about this for a long time. He told me about it quite a few years ago.

"As soon as I heard what happened, I called to check he was OK. We had a talk and he sounded in good shape." [Story]

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Kerry: "I like to apply left English on the down stroke."

In an effort to dispel his image as an elitist snob, Sen. John Kerry demonstrates to a MTV audience how he "chokes the Rock Cornish Game Hen," when wife Theresa is away.  (Photo AFP)
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Slumming in the liberal school of thought



SanFranChron readers are treated to this bit of heresy that, to some, must be like reading a foreign language:

"...  in San Francisco, a town that prides itself on its open mindedness and diversity, not a single Republican has been elected to any city, county or local board or any state or federal government offices. When San Francisco says it likes diversity, it really means only variety of skin color, not of ideas. Diversity of ideas is most certainly not appreciated. In San Francisco, liberalism tends to lean to the extreme left. After all, single-party politics have worked well in the former Soviet Union, Yugoslavia and Cuba. That's the P.C. definition of political diversity: one party, one idea -- theirs."

Writer Adam Sparks offers readers who, after a bit of introspection following the recall, may actually be closet Americans in denial, or simply don't want to admit it in a public setting,   Arnold's Quiz To Determine Political Affiliation.  You may link, or take the test here.  Good luck, and keep your eyes on your own paper.
Taxes

You're a Demo if you think the problem is that we're not taxed enough and the rich are not taxed at all. You're a Republican if you think government is taxing everyone too much, particularly the middle class, and that the size of government should be shrinking, not expanding.

The Demos say Republicans want lower taxes only for the rich. Republicans reply that, considering the way the Demos like to tax everything and everybody, they apparently think anyone with a job is rich. Democrats have been demagoguing the myth that the rich don't pay their fair share of taxes. Yet what they don't realize is that, according to figures from the IRS publicized by Rush Limbaugh, the top 50 percent of income earners pay 96 percent of income taxes.

The Democrats have not yet called for taxes on Internet commerce, and not because they don't want to or haven't yet figured out how to. It's simply because it's currently politically unpopular. The Internet community, many members of which are both tech savvy and politically active, would have the politicos' head on a platter in a nanosecond. Republicans want no taxes on Internet commerce and lower taxes in general. They support a flat tax that is both simple and fair.

Regulation

You're a Demo if you want both people and businesses micromanaged and regulated by millions of government bureaucrats sitting in a maze of cubicles in offices far from industry. You're a Republican if you want liberty from intrusive government.

Demos would regulate their mothers if they could. They don't trust companies or people who do their own thing -- they're worried about an Enron-type disaster. They want control.

Republicans want minimum regulation. More regulation means more bureaucracy, more taxes, more paper, more energy consumption and a less hospitable business environment with fewer jobs. Republicans see the tremendous success of the Internet as a perfect example of Adam Smith's "invisible hand" that steadies the economy and creates perfect diversity. With literally no government regulation, the Internet has been the single biggest engine for burgeoning business and for new flourishing social and political communities.

Environmentalism

You're a Demo if think being a good environmentalist means it's OK for California alone to be grinding out some 10,000 new laws each year. You're a Republican and an environmentalist if you think the best way to save the trees and the planet is by having just a part-time state legislature, like Texas', and creating fewer laws each year and repealing others.

Demos want more laws, which requires tons more paper to publish the laws, more bureaucracy to administer them and more litigation to interpret them, not to mention more enforcement activity, all of which consumes more energy.

Republicans want simplicity -- less bureaucracy and less energy consumed. The paper saved from a part-time California state Legislature would be the equivalent of saving enough trees to create 50 new Golden Gate Parks each year while letting the plants and wildlife flourish throughout the state.

Bias

The Gallup Poll just released a survey that reported, "Forty-five percent of Americans believe the news media in this country are too liberal, while only 14 percent say the news media are too conservative." You're a Demo if you're one of the 14 percent who think the mass media is too conservative. You're a Republican if you think the media is too liberal -- or at least not too conservative, much as the rest of Americans do, according to the poll.

Trade Policy

You're a Demo if you think American companies are exploiting Third World nations by employing low-wage workers and you let everyone know that with a bumper sticker plastered on your foreign-made vehicle, the parts of which were all made in Third World countries. You're a Republican if you want the best goods at the lowest price.

Fighting Tyranny

You're a Demo if you think people in Third World nations are often being brutally tortured and are being destroyed by genocide, but you don't actually want to put down your cappuccino long enough to actually do something about it. You think the United Nations, which is made up largely of nations with corrupt dictators, should do this dirty job. And you continue to believe this even though the United Nations has never changed any regimes in its entire 54-year history.

You're a Republican if you believe genocide represents a state of emergency and a crime against humanity and you have both the courage and the conviction to actually do something about it -- even if that means military action.

Affirmative Action

You're a Demo if you think affirmative action is good for everybody in society, but you don't think it should actually apply to your own job prospects or to your own child's admission to UC. You're a Republican if you think perfect equality means merit and hard work should get you a job and a seat in a good university and race should not be a factor.

Education

You're a Demo if you think Christopher Columbus was a white interloper and George Washington should be best known as a slave trader. You're a Republican if you think the U.S. Constitution and American history, taught the traditional way, should be reintroduced to the public-school curriculum in California.

Sexual Abuse

You're a Demo if you think Clinton was just having fun with women and it was time to move on rather than investigate his improprieties but Arnold was a real groper. You're a Republican if you think there's a difference between the president of the United States having sex with an political intern in the White House while his wife is sleeping in the next room and a big Hollywood star flirting on the set.

Purpose of Government

You're a Demo if you think the purpose of government is to find a solution to everyone's problems and to protect you from yourself. Democrats don't want you to smoke in public, pray in public, own firearms, open a door for a woman, tell politically incorrect jokes, spank your children or judge anybody or anything. You're a Republican if you believe the purpose of government is to do only that which private individuals cannot do for themselves: fund schools, roads, police, the military, the courts. Coincidentally, this is precisely what the Founders had proposed in the Constitution.

The Problem with the World Is Us (U.S.)

You're a Demo if you think America is the biggest threat to world peace and we are the world's worst tyrant (the same view Osama bin Laden has). You're a Republican and an optimist if you think we are beacon of liberty and you can connect the dots and understand why millions of immigrants, risking much, come to our shores each year.

Immigration

You're a Demo if you think we should have millions of illegal aliens flooding America, getting driver's licenses and generally enjoying our free medical care and schools, but you also don't know why our schools, hospitals and highways are now overburdened both physically and fiscally. You're a Republican if you believe we are a nation of laws and we should enforce our immigration legislation, that we should allow millions in legally but shouldn't offer governmental benefits to those who came here illegally.

Crime and Punishment

You're a Demo if you think people commit vicious crimes because they're poor and lack self-esteem. Your simple solution is to close the prisons and have the state spend billions on social programs and self-esteem training. In this way, Demos believe crime will be eradicated. You're a Republican if you believe vicious killers, kidnappers, pedophiles and rapists should be either executed or be sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole after just one strike and not three.

Corporations and Unions

You're a Demo if you think big corporations are bad and greedy, but big unions and their bosses are good and have only the welfare of their workers in mind. You're a Republican if you believe the foundation of our economic strength is the balance of the free-market system with a healthy respect for labor and fair collective bargaining.

Families

If you believe all sorts of nontraditional families are equally valid in our society and equally valuable to our children, you're a Demo. If you believe the soaring epidemic of single-parent families is having a debilitating effect on the nation and represents a real national crisis, you're a Republican. Studies show that on the whole, children of single-parent households, when they become adults, earn less, commit more crimes, become drug addicts more readily and are more likely to be welfare dependent than children from nuclear families.

And, notwithstanding the value of truly committed gay households, if you believe the foundation of our society is the loving, stable, healthy family -- with two parents as the goal -- you're a true Republican.

Test Scoring

If you aligned yourself with the Democrats on 8-10 issues, you're a Demo. Don't worry, though -- there's still hope. You can perhaps invite Arnold over to your home for coffee and a consultation. He can slap you into shape both physically and politically by making you give him 10 pushups to lose your flabby tummy and flaccid political perspective.

If you scored Demo on more than 10 items, you should seek counseling immediately and lay off the drugs. If you haven't been taking drugs, start doing so regularly -- anything will help.

However, if you aligned yourself with the Republicans on 8-10 topics, congratulations. If you thought you were a Democrat, you should reregister immediately.

If you scored Republican on more than 10 subjects, you can go directly to a top executive job in Arnold's new administration. You've now proved you're a true-blooded American who not only understands that there is a right and a wrong, but has the brains to know the difference between the two.

Adam Sparks is a San Francisco writer. He can be reached at adamstyle@aol.com.
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Shizznit


When I was a kid my mom let me customize the family Chevy with some decal pin stripe art, and "bullnose it" (remove the hood ornament).  This kid's parents must really be cool.
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Let Moore Be More Moore




"It seems that every fortnight, Michael Moore, like some early precursor of Jabba the Hut or Latter-Day ambulatory version of Larry Flynt, manages to slurp up another rich greasy gobbet of publicity. He does this by running his time-tested con for enriching himself, the large lie masquerading as “Moore Truth.”

"Leftists and liberals and Democrats throughout the country suck down these lies because they are, by now, addicted to The World According to Michael Moore. Like heroin addicts, they constantly need Moore to feel ‘normal.’ Even more, they need Michael to up the dose by providing ever more outrageous lies for them to skin-pop or mainline. It’s the only way they can get off. And while it is always unsettling and degrading to see a junky getting nasty and oozing while searching for his angry fix, it seems to be a fixed part of our popular culture that we will be exposed to this with distressing frequency as the run-up to the 2004 elections (to be heralded by the release of Moore’s next and even more degrading film).

"Moore’s fans are addicted and as anyone who has known a junkie has learned: “Once the needle goes in, it never comes out.” Moore too is addicted. Addicted to his own fame and to the wealth that it brings him as he pushes ever more potent levels of his junk on his fans. This is not surprising since the pusher and the junk are forever locked in “the algebra of need.”

"But what is surprising is the vitriol poured on Moore by those who see through his con. Let Moore eruct on the political meaning of Chinese Checkers and a thousand blogs and commentators erupt to condemn him. They rail and bluster. They enumerate his lies (and they are legion), and they catalog his sins against rationality -- numberless. They even criticize his films and provide worth to that which is worthless. [Continue Let Moore Be More Moore]



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I wanted him to work at the plant, but nooooooooo ....



And then there are guys like Scott Kearnan (via Bitter Bitch)
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It's about power ...



As the aforementioned post should demonstrate,  some minds full of mush are quite capable of absorbing debate and making informed choices.  If you know one, send this excerpt from All That Gas! by Vijay Vaitheeswaran  in today's WSJ

"The oil is not about to run out. In fact, there are more proven reserves today than there were three decades ago. As for drilling in the Alaskan wilderness, there's too little oil there to impact global markets or the price at our pump. Oil independence is unachievable for a country that consumes a quarter of the world's oil but which sits atop barely 3% of the world's reserves. Yet the independence notion is invoked to justify the energy bill's massive subsidies for ethanol, an environmentally unfriendly gasoline additive much favored by corn farmers and the politicians who crave their votes.

"There's far more natural gas left in the world than there is oil. Still, Congress wants to throw tax money at a pipeline to bring Alaska's considerable reserves of gas to the lower 48 states. There's no need. Recent price spikes have already spurred plans for various projects to get liquefied natural gas to America. And if prices actually stay high, the industry will build a pipeline from Alaska without subsidy.

"Similarly contorted arguments -- remember the big Northeastern blackout caused by the supply problem? -- are being used to justify handouts for research into clean coal, liability insurance for nuclear power and tax credits for wind. Never mind that the lights did not go out as the result of a deficit of electrons. Human error, computer glitches and a failure to invest in the grid -- not any lack of electricity supply -- appear to have been the culprits.


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Can't we teach these kids any damn thing?



Support for Bush strong on campuses
Harvard University survey finds 61 percent of college students approve of President Bush, compared to 53 percent national approval rating - Cavalier Daily

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McGovern Redux

" 'We think,' says one insider, 'that Dean's got it wrapped up.' The Bush political team had a good track record predicting challengers. Just over 13 years ago, then-Bush campaign operative Mary Matalin told us that Bill Clinton would be the Dems' pick, even as he faced early scandal questions." -  Inside Politics
     Dean of course appeals to the Stalinistas who control the party's nomination process, but who have little in common with the mainstream Donk ignorant needed to win a general election.  That's why Democratic Party strategists are "terrified" of a Dean candidacy.  As the inimitable "Scrappleface" demonstrated, Dean has spent virtually none of the debate talking about solutions, but does lead in the "Where were you when I was filled with loathing and rage for President Bush?"  message so precious to Donk activists. Mr. Dean has also remained adamant in keeping "145 crates of records sealed" against investigation (more Déjà  Clinton).  A medical doctor, perhaps Dean has some (NSFW) "surveillance tapes" floating around ("ala Bill Clinton" ) that would prove to be most embarrassing.  It appears that all President Bush needs to do is make sure nobody breaks into Dean's Watergate offices, and he's home free. 

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October 26, 2003

Our Man Ted

SEN. KENNEDY VOTES HIS CONSCIENCE

 Hard-drinking Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy appeared to be so confused on the Senate floor last week that he prompted "audible gasps" from his colleagues by mistakenly voting for two pieces of legislation he was known to oppose - only to have his votes corrected later.
"The Senate chamber was filled with audible gasps last Tuesday when Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, the pro-choice champion, clearly voted 'yes' on final passage of the bill to ban partial-birth abortion," columnist Robert Novak reported Sunday.

Kennedy also botched his vote on Democratic-backed amendment to require partial Iraqi repayment of U.S. reconstruction aid by inadvertently siding with the White House.

The fumble required the intervention of Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle, who had to explain what happened to Kennedy and get him to change his vote. [Story]

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Bad People



We've all seen dozens of photographs like these of dead U.S. soldiers at Omaha Beach.  But, did you know that none of these, nor any other pictures of U.S.dead during WW II, were published until 1945?   Why?  Because  wartime morale is so important, and so fragile,  that -- even in this, the only foreign war we ever fought that liberals thought was just,  it was deemed too damaging.   Similarly, Brooklyn born Lord Haw-Haw, who propagandized against his own countrymen, was deemed so damaging that he was hanged at war's end; others were imprisoned.   Are we now in a war, or no?  Extrapolate. 
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What's the word for nifty?



I didn't know that
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I know she's smart because ...


Any one who looks this much like .... (roll)

... deserves our attention, don't you think?  Especially if she makes a a good point .
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Awwwk



There's a limit to what I am willing to accept from the government in return for security.  This exceeds that limit.
 "Sending an anonymous love letter or an angry note to your congressman? The U.S. Postal Service will soon know who you are.
    "Beginning with bulk or commercial mail, the Postal Service will require "enhanced sender identification" for all discount-rate mailings, according to the notice published in the Oct. 21 Federal Register. The purpose of identifying senders is to provide a more efficient tracking system, but more importantly, to "facilitate investigations into the origin of suspicious mail."  - 'Smart stamps' next in war on terrorism  

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Did you remember to do something?

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October 25, 2003

But, it's for the chirren


Stuff government does
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A fitting appearance at a convention of liars


[Professional] Anit-war protester Ron Kovic, on whom the VIetnam protest movie 'Born on the Fourth of July' was based, makes a peace symbol during a protest and parade against the Iraq (news - web sites) War on October 25, 2003. Hundreds of people collected in Civic Center Plaza before the parade began. REUTERS/Susan Ragan

    The hallmark of leftists everywhere is the lie.  Create it, Learn it, Repeat it, Live it.  So it is that American dickwads descended on various bastions of ratbastardcommiedom Saturday to hold up signs like this.  Why?  I mean, there is no rational human being alive who believes that George Bush is the worst president ever (hmmm, is this is  a counter protester referring to Clinton?  Naw).  Oh well, students from schools like Cal hold up signs at basketball games proclaiming "We're #1."  It makes them feel relevant, even though it will never be true.  There were a lot of old Vietnam era shit heads in attendance.  Note the caption under the Ron Kovic picture.  Born on the Fourth of July' was an Oliver Stone movie.  The only true things in it were 1) Ron Kovic served in Vietnam, and 2) he was wounded.  That's it.  The rest of the film is fabricated -- whoops, I already said it was a Oliver Stone production.  Conjecture from people I know is Kovic's platoon members drew straws to see who could frag him for being an insufferable prick, but that's unproved.   It's fitting he was there today. 
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Good


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Perspectives

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Beating a dead horse

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The Heart of Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagans Heart


By Michael Reagan

Ronald Reagan, about to be portrayed as an unfeeling, forgetful conservative, had the biggest heart of any President in America's history ­ so big that CBS had no trouble finding it when they decided to plunge a dagger into it.

The liberal network had the gall to allow a scriptwriter to put words in my father's mouth he never spoke ­ words that pictured him as having no sympathy for AIDS victims.

Now CBS's defenders are trying to excuse the network for its shameful fictionalization of my dad's life by noting that the miniseries "The Reagans" gives him credit for many of the great things he did, such as winning the cold war, but they cannot gloss over the fact that the Ronald Reagan shown in the miniseries is not the real Ronald Reagan.

They want to talk about his forgetfulness, but he never forgot the people of this country. He gave us all a tax break, created tens of thousands of jobs, and restored our faith in ourselves. He never forgot the hostages in Iran who were freed the day that he was sworn in as president.

He never forgot the suffering people behind the Iron Curtain, living in squalor and poverty and under the gun for all those many years and he did everything he could to free them.

And he never forgot who he was, and where he had come from. He remembered being poor. He remembered struggling.

The important things he needed to know he never forgot.

On the day he took office, right after he was told that the hostages in Iran had been freed, he called former President Carter and told him, "You're the one who did the work, you're the one that did so much to free those hostages. You are the one who should get the credit." And he gave the former president Air Force One and sent him to Germany to welcome the hostages. That was the heart of Ronald Reagan. That story, like so many others, was never told because my Dad didn't trumpet his good deeds.

The miniseries won't tell you the whole story about my dad's visit to Japan when he learned that on the 747 jet he was traveling only the first class section would be occupied. He went out and got families of service men and women serving in Japan and filled up the back of the plane with them so they could visit their loved ones they hadn't seen for over a year. They won't tell you how he took them to Japan and brought them back home on the plane without it costing them one cent. That was also the heart of Ronald Reagan.

There are so many stories you don't hear from the people who are hateful, the people who are spiteful, the people who are jealous, the people who never liked Ronald Reagan. In a column last July I wrote that CBS was planning to produce a miniseries on my father, and noted that while I hadn't seen the script, I understood it had been leaked around Hollywood and was anything but friendly to my dad.

After all, Hollywood has never warmed up to him, even when he went to bat for actors as president of the Screen Actor's Guild and won them the right to get residual payments when their movies were rerun ­ a right he refused to give to himself because he thought that this would be a conflict of interest. So his movies alone are exempt from residuals. They also forgot that they elected him president of the Guild nine times.

Moreover, not once ­ ever ­ did Hollywood even think about giving my dad an award in recognition of his many services to the film industry and the people who work in it. So I wouldn't expect them to do a positive miniseries about somebody who gave them residuals so they could take the summers off.

And they also forgot to go to the people who knew him best ­ his family. Nobody at CBS came near any of us. They were probably afraid we'd tell the truth about the heart of Ronald Reagan and that would have spoiled their plans to show him as they wanted to see him and not as he was, a wonderful caring human being and one of the greatest and kindest men ever to serve as President of the United States.

Mike Reagan, the eldest son of President Ronald Reagan, is heard on more than 200 talk radio stations nationally as part of the Premiere Radio Network. Comments to mereagan@hotmail.com.

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Saturday McFun

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The Human Side

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Use the $20 to buy some ammo



"I went to see a movie this week: "The Runaway Jury." By looking at the average reviews and trailers, it promised to be exciting and suspenseful. It would have been, if it weren't for the context of the film.

"The movie begins with a man and many of his co-workers being gunned down by a former employee. Years later, his wife sues the manufacturer that created the gun that killed her husband.

"First things first: the attorney, Wendell Rohr (Dustin Hoffman), and his client happen to be compassionate, nice, emotional humans. The defendants are evil, mean, rich, white males – they have no compassion and their only drive is money." - Review con't

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Sewer Diving: "I coulda been a contenda"

Kucinich Seeks to Stop Dean's N.H. TV Ads

I know what you're probably thinking.  "That ratbastard Howard Dean has reached a new low by airing footage of Dennis Kucinich with his arm around Ed Asner."  You'd be wrong. 
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Memo to self:  On next trip to L.A., get hotel room with toilet

"The Los Angeles City Council voted unanimously Friday to make it illegal to urinate or defecate in public, a step many said was necessary to curb a growing problem of human waste on city streets." - L.A.Times
Los Angolans like being on the cutting edge, don't they?  But, wait.  The usual suspects are outraged.
"Criminalizing the behavior of people utilizing their bodily functions is appalling," said Bilal Ali, a member of the Los Angeles Community Action Network.
    Baba Yaba is concerned about the city's bum population, but a member of the anti-defecation league counters, "people seem to be relieving themselves outdoors, even in areas such as Venice Beach, where clean public toilets abound."  I guess L.A. really is the new New York. Only more.  All kidding aside,  let them piss on on Barbra Streisand's lawn; she won't care.
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Category: Filthy Liberal Pricks; Topic: Tony Auth


I have refrained from joining the Terri Schiavo fray, but this is over the top.  Tony Auth deserves a horse whipping (yes, with a real horse whip, but with nails on the end so it removes large chunks of meat with each lash).  What a piece of liberal shit, and that's as low as I can count.
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October 24, 2003

Beauty

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Stuff I know

   Here's what I know about Kim du Toit's decision to give up his Daily Rant.  I hesitate saying this because it might be construed as a challenge, and that's the last thing I want.  But, what the hell. 

    It won't last.  Do you know why?  Because Kim did not sit down one day and say, "I think I'll entertain people by doing a blog on something.  What will it be?"  Uh uh.  Rants are like spunk in a teenage boy in the back seat with Mary Lou Higgins; it just gurgles out. Without release, he'll blow up.  I'm not making that up; it's a medical fact.  Trust me on this.  If I'm wrong ... well roll over this picture and see what he can expect.  Get the kids out of the room first.  

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Who Is God?


Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."

This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well,God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

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Whoa!

The citizens arrest - and hanging

I was thinking out loud (down here) about citizen's arrest, and Dfenstrate  pointed me to this.  Ay Carumba. 
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Moving on to the good stuff



Now that college football season is blessedly over, let's get on with hoops.  Will Rudy Gay choose the Terps?  I say, yes.  But, if not, who needs him? 
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Oh Crap



Here's a new on on me.  Every time I open the file that contains my picture library, this is what I get.  I've performed all the cleanup, and disk check procedures to no avail.  Any hints appreciated. 
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And your point is?

"[Former Vermont Gov. Howie] Dean was the only presidential aspirant invited to the weekend gathering, which also featured former President Bill Clinton. "This wasn't about getting them all together, this was about mapping out strategy for 2004, and as far as we are concerned, Dean is our guy," says an SEIU Local 1199 member. "You see Clinton and then you see Dean and they both have that same vibe." Prowly
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FAIR & BALANCED

Now, back to why the WSJ Editorial page is usually the right stuff.

REVIEW & OUTLOOK

Fair and Balanced?

In polite company, it is now well known that the Fox slogan "fair and balanced" is not to be uttered unless accompanied by a knowing roll of the eyes or some ironic inflection of the voice. But judging from an education initiative offered by WNET New York, public television has fairness issues of its own. And they make Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes look positively mainstream.

The exhibit here is "Human Rights 101." A "multimedia human rights initiative" aimed at students, it was launched earlier this month by WNET's Educational Resources Center. The package offers kids "insight into such complex topics such as tolerance, racism, women's rights, refugees, and religious freedom," with the goal of leaving them "equipped for life with knowledge that will help them effect change."

On one thing we agree: These are indeed "complex topics." But a review of the listed human-rights organizations yields little hint of complexity. To the contrary, with the exception of Freedom House, the resources students will find here are pretty much those you might expect to be given by, well, the Democratic National Committee. That might not be surprising: WNET is the same station that a few years back was embarrassed when it was found swapping mailing lists with the DNC and a host of other, mainly Democratic groups.

Human Rights 101 evinces similar ideological predilections. A student who clicks onto Environmental Defense will find out how to oppose drilling in the Arctic. The American Friends Service Committee lists a "press availability" for explaining how "Bush's Arm-twisting Victories in Congress and U.N. Will Deepen Quagmire in Iraq, Budget Crisis at Home." Equality Now, dedicated to women's rights, cites a "global campaign against sexual exploitation of women by US military forces in South Korea and around the world." Madre, another women's group, is today hosting "the Patriot Act Un-birthday Bash." And so it goes down the line, on everything from abortion to globalization.

If you believe that there may be other sides to these issues, you certainly won't learn where to find them from this list. On religious freedom, for example, where is the Acton Institute for Religious Liberty or the Becket Fund or even the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom? On trade and globalization, wouldn't students benefit hearing from, say, the Cato Institute, or seeing a reference to The Wall Street Journal/Heritage Foundation annual Index of Economic Freedom, which underscores the critical role of free markets and property rights for poor people in developing nations?

The same gaping hole runs through almost every issue. On the environment, where's PERC, the Montana-based green group dedicated to private stewardship? And what about Chuck Colson's Prison Fellowship, which has done yeoman's work on behalf of prisoner rights and rehabilitation? Come to think of it, though the Web site for Human Rights 101 includes virtually every United Nations rights declaration, what about steering American students to something really radical: say, a discourse about James Madison and the Bill of Rights?

Remember, the people who think this WNET list provides an objective overview of the subject are the same people who can't keep their brie down when the subject turns to the conservative domination of Fox News or talk radio. But whatever the direction private broadcasters may take, they at least do it on their own dime. With the General Accounting Office now in the midst of the first review of funding for public broadcasting in nearly two decades, that's something Congress might want to consider before cutting its next check.

Tony & Tacky

Viva la difference? Apparently women can get away with cheesy pickup lines that would sink a man. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that an experiment conducted by University of Louisville psychologist Michael Cunningham found that while men had a 50/50 chance with a direct approach, their odds fell to 20% when they resorted to clichéd come-ons such as "haven't we met before?" By contrast, women who approached men enjoyed a 90% success rate regardless of what they said. As Prof. Cunningham concluded: "Men are still not hit on nearly as much as they want."

Ouch! The Chicago Sun-Times reports that an arbitrator has ruled that Chicago taxpayers must fork over $136,036 in disability benefits to a Streets and Sanitation worker who is charged with a brutal assault while on leave with what he said were severe hand injuries. Jan Pruchnicki faces trial for breaking down the door of the apartment of his daughter's ex-boyfriend, throwing him to the couch and beating him unconscious with his fists -- at a time when he claimed he couldn't work because of bilateral carpal tunnel syndrome. Mr. Pruchnicki's attorney told the paper that his client "at no time engaged in an activity inconsistent with his claim or disability."

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The MX-Solution

illgals solution

    Last November Mr. Kanis took me to task for praising Bob Bartley on the occasion of his stepping down as steward of the WSJ editorial page.  Spoons argued that Bartley was a champion of illegal immigrants as an economic matter, and deserved no praise.  I don't disagree that Bartley had that shortcoming, but even I have a few warts, and we all know what a stud I am overall?  Right?     Right? Anyway, today's WSJ editorial (The Wal-Mart 300) makes this thoroughly unctuous and condescending argument against yesterday's raid on Wal-mart illegals.
"We'll wait to see if there are terrorists hiding behind those blue smocks, or merely striving Mexicans working for $10 an hour. But we already know the case will demonstrate once again the need to fix our immigration laws."
    The few strands of  ratbastardcommie DNA I carry in my genetic make-up are screaming, "Up against the wall Capitalist pigs!"  Sheesh.  The Journal's solution is to promote legislation by "Three Arizona Republicans -- Representatives Jeff Flake and Jim Kolbe and Senator John McCain -- ...  the Border and Immigration Improvement Act."  Among other things, it will give "illegals already here a way to apply for legal status, but requires them to pay a fine for breaking the law.

   This is what?, the third or 4th such amnesty proposal triggered by (usually) Arizona Republicans in the past 20 years?  I may be just a dumb Kraut my own self, but even I know what this teaches. "Don't break our laws, but if you do, you'll be rewarded."  That's how we raised our kids, and now all four are dilettante ski bums living off welfare in Gstaad.  Here's what my "Border and Immigration Improvement Act" provides for.   Six dozen drone aircraft armed with air to ground missiles.  No questions asked.  You can disagree, but I want a copy of your green card with the comment. 
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Sheesh



    Whoops, I seem to gave slipped into the parallel universe again.  You know, the one where Alice, Donx, and other assorted  liars and psychopaths hold sway? 

    Maryland Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich Jr. has signed legislation establishing a task force to study whether to allow illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses.

Let me say that again.

    Maryland Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich Jr. has signed legislation establishing a task force to study whether to allow illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses.

   WTF?  I'd like to think that Bob is being crafty.  You know, entice illegal aliens living in Maryland to the DMV,  with the promise of de facto citizenship that a driver's license carries, then nab and deport 'em on the next plane to Lybia (or Labia, as my spell checker insists).  Why else would a "task force" be required for such a no brainer? We know that's not the case though, don't we?  Rudy Weitz feels the same way.  He lives in Alexandria, VA, and brought this item to the attention of the Washington Post:

"The task force should keep in mind that Title 8, Section 1324, of the U.S. Code states in part, "Any person who . . . encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry or residence is or will be in violation of law . . . shall be punish[ed]" according to provisions set out in the code."
    Now, I'm off to find the statute on citizen arrest.
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October 23, 2003

Perhaps a different choice of words? - ED.


"The pupils were taken to the Royal Berkshire Hospital in Reading. All six have subsequently been discharged and are not expected to suffer any ill-effects." - Schoolboys take Viagra in lunchbreak

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Any more questions?

Three truthful Democrats
It's Just Not Safe to Vote Democratic.
"The single most important matter to me, and one that should be to the whole United States, is terrorism, security of the country, security of the homeland, standing up to those who want to destroy us, and he's doing that better than Gore would have, and I don't know anyone who would do it as well at this moment in the Democratic party." - Former New York City Mayor, and Democrat,Ed Koch

Democrats - "Go to hell America."
"Once upon a time, the most successful Democratic leader of them all, FDR, looked south and said, 'I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill clad, ill nourished.' Today our national Democratic leaders look south and say, 'I see one-third of a nation and it can go to hell.' "  United States Sen. Zell Miller, Democrat, GA.

Democrat leadership is non existent
Democrats "fumbled the seminal moment of our lives - the terrorist attacks of 9/11 .. [amd] "have failed to approach the problem with the urgency or comprehensiveness that it demands."  [President]  "Bush exemplified leadership at a time when America was desperate for a leader."  Former Clinton federal housing secretary, Andrew Cuomo (D NY),
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How about "Early recess?"

Chainsaw Hillary; baby killer

From some of the wording in news accounts of yesterday's Senate vote on abortion, you might not have known it was about banning a procedure in which a live fetus is partially pulled from the womb before its skull is punctured and its brains sucked out. This is commonly referred to as "Partial-Birth Abortion"

But ABC's Peter Jennings called it -- "a certain abortion procedure."
The AP called it "a type of middle and late-term abortion."
CBS called it -- "the procedure generally performed between the 18th and 24th weeks of a pregnancy." 
Today's Washington Post calls it a -- "abortion procedure" in a headline and then refers to it as -- "what abortion foes call a 'partial-birth' procedure."
The New York Times refers to it as a -- "type of abortion" and then refers to a partial birth method.  -
BRIT HUME

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Bad People



You young'n's take note.  The New York Times has a long and glorius history with that crap.  And it ain't ended.
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I suppose we aur rook arike to you?




Was that necessary?
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Moo


    Spoons. doesn't want it, but I do.
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Culture


    Last Night South Park took on the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" phenomenon.   South Park men (including the kids) try to out do each other being "Metro Sexual." - adopting the gay culture.  Even Mr. Garrison (South Park's gay school teacher) is upset that straight guys have hijacked his persona ("If straight people are gonna steal our culture, then us REAL gays are just gonna have to step it up a notch!" ).

     The women folk finally have enough, and travel to New York where they kill the 'Queer Eyes' for ruining their lives.  It turns out the 'Queer Eye' guys are actually 'Crab People' who are fiendishly turning American men into wusses so they can take over.  I love that show.
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Topic: Self-serving leftwing bastard

"To rally around the president during a time of war is not in the American tradition"  -- Arthur Schlesinger Jr., speaking at Northwestern Univ.

"Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?" - Homer
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Milton Friedman Alert

The Man and the Message

October 23, 2003 12:50 a.m. EDT

COMMENTARY

The Man and the Message

By ROBERT D. MCTEER JR.

I'm not a movie star. Lord knows, I'm no bodybuilder. No matter. I've discovered I have a kinship with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're both devotees of economist Milton Friedman, champion of free enterprise and economic freedom.

Before winning the recent California recall vote, Gov. Schwarzenegger wrote1 in The Wall Street Journal that Mr. Friedman and Adam Smith are his economic beacons. He gives his friends Mr. Friedman's classic, "Free to Choose," for Christmas.

Mr. Friedman has been on my mind lately because the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas will pay homage to the Nobel laureate's life and work today and tomorrow, with a conference titled "Free to Choose: Economic Liberalism at the Turn of the 21st Century." Mr. Friedman and wife Rose, his collaborator, will attend.

[Milton Friedman]

Gov. Schwarzenegger confirmed what we at the Dallas Fed have come to believe: Mr. Friedman's message of economic freedom is more compelling and relevant than ever in an era of high economic transition, rapid technological change, and globalization.

Shortly after becoming president of the Dallas Fed, I wrote Mr. Friedman with a monetary policy question, and he was very generous with his time, as he has been on several occasions since. There's always a lot to gain in Mr. Friedman's wealth of wisdom -- not just for central bankers like myself but for all Americans.

Mr. Friedman's famous maxim about the impossibility of free lunches, for example, reminds us that there are costs and trade-offs in everything we do, and we should look at what the alternatives are and who picks up the tab. Mr. Friedman recognized the power of free enterprise to create wealth and jobs, while warning that what Gov. Schwarzenegger calls "the heavy fist of government" will bring nothing but stagnation. On the academic side, Mr. Friedman forged a consensus for a monetary policy to stabilize prices and keep inflation low.

Most important, Mr. Friedman made economics a moral matter as well as one of productivity, jobs and growth. Economic freedom, he tells us, is every bit as precious as the other freedoms we hold dear.

I don't know how Arnold Schwarzenegger will fare meeting California's challenges. But I'm convinced he's gone into the battle with the right armor -- the ideas of Milton Friedman.

Mr. McTeer is president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas.

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We report, you decide how 40 years of living on the Liberal plantation turned a large chunk of the African-American community into brain dead circus clowns.


Based on interviews conducted with 205 African-Americans, Gallup found Sharpton, president and founder of the New York-based National Action Network, easily leading the Democratic field with 22 percent – nine points ahead of the runner-up, retired Army Gen. Wesley Clark." -  National Newspaper Publishers Association.
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RINO at work

French Caucus ?
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October 22, 2003

It don't get better than this

Franken, Streisand to Play Clintons in CBS 'Biopic'

(2003-10-21) -- In a surprise announcement today, CBS Chairman Les Moonves said his network's movie "The Reagans" will be followed by another presidential biopic, "The Clintons."

Shooting has already commenced on a script that presents "a balanced view" of the Clinton years, similar to the unbiased presentation of Ronald and Nancy Reagan described in today's New York Times. Both biopics will run on CBS during the November ratings sweeps.

Al Franken and Barbra Streisand will star as The Clintons, with Janeane Garofalo as Chelsea and Sean Penn, in a whimsical role, as Sox the Presidential cat. Academy Award-winning documentarist Michael Moore will direct.

Mr. Moonves said that despite the well-known liberal leanings of the cast and crew, "the biopic will be a historically accurate story."

"This was very important for me, to document everything and give a very fair point of view," said Mr. Moonves.

The Times 'acquired' a copy of the final shooting script for The Clintons. Here are some of the key scenes in this "utterly objective" movie:
-- Hillary Clinton (Barbra Streisand) gulps for air as her husband tells her about how Monica Lewinsky is part of a "vast rightwing conspiracy."
-- In a tearful scene, the President (Al Franken) admits that a childhood fear of analgesics led him to order the bombing of an aspirin factory.
-- Newt Gingrich (Carrot Top) sneaks into the White House, under cover of darkness, and hides the billing records from the Rose Law Firm to embarrass the First Lady.
-- Bill Clinton gulps for air as his wife tells him that a vast rightwing conspiracy has scuttled their dream of a government-run universal healthcare program.
-- Mr. Clinton urgently and repeatedly warns his successor, George W. Bush (Will Ferrell), about the danger posed by Osama Bin Laden's al Qaeda terror network.
-- The people of South Korea kneel before a statue of Mr. Clinton and former President Jimmy Carter, honoring them for ridding the Korean peninsula of nuclear weapons forever.
-- Israelis and Palestinians join hands by the thousands and sing "God Bless America," in gratitude for the Clinton-brokered peace accords which finally brought security to the Middle East.

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We can't dodge every bullet



Someday  this could happen again.  You'll be damned happy you squirreled this away when that day comes.  Just don't tell where you got it. 
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Whoa!

I DAMNED NEAR FORGOT. BREWSKI'S ALL AROUND.
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Cuzzin Ricky asks ...

WHAT IF DEAR ABBEY WAS A MAN?

Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a
nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband is uninterested in fore play.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Fore play to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for fore play. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking Him a nice meal.

Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
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Past Present Blast

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She

"The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites." - She

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More Ho Ho

Neiman Marcus' Christmas catalogue for 2003 features this mobile "for "really rich people.  The device has three twirling Mexican soldiers and two dogs, and sells for $172,000.
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Life's Mysteries


If you want to demonize someone, you can't do better than Hitler, Lenin, Stalin or Ralph Neas, but these anti-Bush people NEVER go with anyone but Hitler.  Why do you suppose that is?
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Ho Ho Ho Chi Ed

Joe Stalin as Santa?

    "It's yet more evidence, as if it were needed, that people in 'Hollyweird' live in a cellophane, enclosed, hermetically sealed bubbleMichael Medved
   Medved was talking about CBS' upcoming flight of fancy, "The Reagans,"  but here's more.  What more could Holiday movie goers ask for than the delightful Will Farrell in a Christmas story about an ELF?  Well, a movie without Joe Stalin playing Santa would be nice. When I saw the trailer for this movie last month, it prominently touted Ed Asner in his role as Santa. What were they thinking?  Since it's impossible that New Line Cinema isn't aware of the enmity in which Asner is held by regular Americans, the decision can only be a calculated stick in the eye.  "Your kids will demand to see it, and there's nothing you can do about it."  Television promotion for ELF, which began yesterday, does not mention Asner.  Pricks. 
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Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work.



    I've long been impressed with Mansoor Ijaz.  I didn't know any of this stuff though, which makes his words all the more compelling.
"The one man who can clear this up is Mansoor Ijaz, a millionaire Manhattan businessman who acted as a go-between for the Clinton White House with various Muslim officials, including the Sudanese. In practice, Mr. Ijaz is a citizen diplomat, using his own resources and connections to try to help the United States approach Muslim leaders, and vice versa. During the Clinton years, he was the administration's main connection to the American Muslim community. He is not a partisan Republican crank with an ax to grind. He contributed or raised $900,000 for Democratic campaigns and was a recognized "Friend of Bill," an insider. Hillary Clinton's birthday celebration was held at Mr. Ijaz's Manhattan apartment in 1999."
But, wait; there's more !
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ITEM

    Liberals think Grover Norquist is Satan.  Well, anyone who crawls into bed with Ralph Neas is at least a bucket of green snot.
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" I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t ... I mean s-m-A-r-t. " - Homer



    Here's my 2¢ on Hillary Clinton - will she run or won't she?  Despite what this idiot says, Hillary will run if she thinks there's even a chance for Democrats to beat Bush.  If she doesn't yield to pressure from the desperate loons who control the Donx nominating process, it means she sees the writing on the wall, and will wait until '08 to have the crap knocked out of her.  Period.  By that time she may already be in Hell, so why worry about it?
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Say, isn't he that guy who's the brother of that guy?

David Limbaugh addresses The Sport of Bush-Hating 

"Can you believe this Kennedy guy? President Bush has thrown more federal money at education than any conservative can tolerate. There's just no working with these liberal senators. The new tone is a one-way proposition to which congressional Democrats are willingly tone deaf.

"Liberals say their hatred for Bush is mainly directed at his Iraq policy and his tax cuts, but their rage against him greatly preceded his implementation of those policies.

"Indeed, it's the other way around. They distrust him on Iraq because they can't stand him."

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Current Events Quiz

Let's see how up on current events you are.  Which Donk wrote the book from which these quotes were gleaned?  I know who you said, and you are wrong. Rollover for answer.  Which goes to prove the old adage, "Hell hath no fury like a Liberal fucked over by the Clintons."  - [New York Post story]

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Getting Serious


"Joe Jones, [is] a Marietta native who is a senior at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

"Jones said that last year, the UNC student organization that reviews charters told a Christian student group in which he was active that it might lose its funding because its charter requires members to be Christians."

    Still, a bill that "would put Congress on record as encouraging colleges and universities to be neutral when it comes to politics," sounds like one of those Liberal "feel good" deals.  Useless.  If Mr. Kingston was serious, his bill would have some teeth.  "Loss of tenure,""horsewhipped," and "buckshot" should appear in the legislation. 
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"It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone. " - Homer

    It's always refreshing when somebody with a conscience emerges from the liberal muck and says, "Yes, we have become little more than foul canker blossoms."  Like here, and, here. As a special treat, compare the anguish with which the Washington Post and SanFranChron scarcely acknowledge the latter story.  Ain't they cute?
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October 21, 2003

"Unbelievable" II

Really -- pull her finger
This can mean just one thing. Pricks from the plaintiff's bar, and their Democrat allies, are about to go on the offensive.  But against who?  Campbell's Pork & Beans?  Cabbage growers?  Go ahead, pull Condy's finger, I dares ya.
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"Unbelievable "

Did I say Filthy French today?

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Give me my hits



 Hosting Matters (my ether landlord) has been under attack since October 16th.  Here's the explanation for today IN CASE I GAVE A FLYING F**K!  I don't, even if I could understand it.  I give excuses, not buy them.  Sheesh.  By my calculation I make 2.7¢/100 hits.  That means that, just today, I've lost ... well maybe a penny isn't all that much, but it's the principle.  Anyway, did I spend the down time doing something useful?  Of course not.  I hadn't been to ZENO's since I went broadband, so I thought I'd do some B-24 flying.  What a hoot.  You'll need Real Player.  Here's the only place I know to get the free version.
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Why you little 7%$R#

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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They never quit ...

Reagan according to CBS movie

    It appears that when Barbra Streisand told Oprah that she had no problem with hubby James Brolin portraying the hated (by liberals) Ronald Reagan in a CBS movie, she had seen the script.  Did I say they are feckless dickwads?

     BTW, and FWIW, my wife - a big Oprah fan - told me about Oprah's next day show that featured "influential women,"  including Condoleezza Rice.  Oprah was prompting Rice to detail what her average day was like, and somewhere along the line Rice offered that President Bush was just a "wonderful man."  Mother Superior says Oprah's change in demeanor was startling. The look on her face went to disapproval, and she scolded Rice, "We really don't want to get into politics here."  She contrasted that with the earlier, obvious, approval over the Streisand quip.  Sometime last week I heard a political analyst on FNC intone, "nobody knows what Oprah's politics are, but if she ever decided to run for office ... ."  Why does FOX use these people when I'm available for half the price?
UPDATE
TV Writer Admits Concocting Reagan's Supposed Comment on AIDS
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WHO?

Hillary's WHO DB Snooping

   You whipper snappers probably don't remember the WHO DB Hillary Clinton set up in the White House basement.  Hell,  nobody at the liquor store ever heard of it. Reporting of most Clinton crime never quite made it to the cartoon news networks in the '90s. Anyway, here's the likely payoff, as reported by Prowly.
"We're going to know a lot more about millions of people than we did two or three years ago," says a DNC fund raiser. "This has been Terry [McAuliffe]'s big project. We've spent millions to get this kind of database up and running. What we do with it, who knows?"

Some privacy advocates, particularly those who have railed for years about FBI and health care databases that track U.S. citizenry, have been silent on the DNC database front, in part, because the DNC may be willing to sell its database to generally friendly organizations. Such sales might make up some of the cost of putting the lists together.
   "We've spent millions ... " Well, yeah, millions of taxpayer dollars.  Gee, for people who also spent most of the past two years railing about perceived privacy violations by the DOJ, and whose cornerstone tenet is the "right to privacy" in the bedroom, isn't this strange behavior?  Does anybody care?  Peter?  Wally?  Dan?  Hello?
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Morning Google Message to France

Morning Message to France
Tabernac!, Choleque de merde!   Mes couilles sur ton nez. 
Merci, The United States

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October 20, 2003

Certified True

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Where's the CD player?



"Read pages 1-22 and we'll take her for a spin."
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You do know somebody who needs this


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ANOTHER WOMAN

A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time." "You miss me that much?" she asks. "No," he says, "But it kept me from finishing too fast."

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Ay Carumba!



  But we get a Book!
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Trudeau - Actually Insane

Garry Treudeau - fucking insane

NOBODY FUCKING SAID THERE WAS YOU IGNORANT DICKWAD!


Toon Here

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Will a picture of Hillary Clinton suffice?

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Primer

     I don't know whether this deal "HOW TO DRIVE A CONSERVATIVE ABSOLUTELY CRAZY" is real, or just a delicious spoof.  Either way, it accurately reflects how professional liberals think and act.  It's a Clip and Save item if you're still in school, or flummoxed when trying to deal with these Bozos. 
1. SET UP "STRAWMAN" ARGUMENTS.
One of the best ways to win the day against a conservative and sow confusion is to set up a "Strawman" argument.
A "Strawman" argument is when you attempt to place the blame for the situation on a target that is not really to blame but is easy and convenient.
Example: One of the best strawman arguments of recent times is the one blaming Ronald Reagan for the outrageous deficits of the 1980's. (Of course, we know that it was really the Democrat controlled Congress that opened up the purse, but ... THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT!.) If you keep saying that your strawman is to blame and say it loud enough and long enough most people will begin to accept it as true.
2. CREATE CONFUSION.
This technique can drive the calmest conservative into a sputtering rage!!
If your foe is arguing about the budget and even mentions something like the military or education (it really doesn't matter) jump on it and start talking about that! If he calls you on it, ask him why he is afraid to talk about it? Start in on him. Don't let him get you back to the original topic. You must control the flow of the debate. You must set the guidelines (in your favor, of course).
If at some point it looks like he is getting to a valid truth, change the topic back to the original subject and accuse him of changing it to create confusion.
3. NAME CALLING AS A WEAPON
One of the classic devices that we "liberals" have used artfully for a long time is the "ad hominum" attack, i.e. "name calling".
One of the current favorite bad names is to call any conservative "mean-spirited". What does it mean? Who knows, who cares? It sounds bad, that's good enough. If your foe even mentions in passing anyone who could be considered a "minority", even it a positive way, that is the time to start calling him "bigot", "racist", "homophobe", "sexist", etc. (you already know the list of hot button words, I'm sure). Just make sure you call him those names with obvious outrage. Try to get the audience involved.
Another good word to call out is "judgemental" If your enemy states an opinion scream back that he or she is "being judgemental". Of course, your calling them "Judgemental" is in itself being judgemental. Don't worry about it. If they point this out, move onto one of the other tactics outlined here.
4. PHYSICALLY DISRUPT THE SCENE IF YOU LOSE GROUND.

If, for some reason, your opponent starts to make points (get the truth across) and you are unable to stop him verbally - stop him physically.
Of course, you never go into a public debate alone (See #6). Have a prearranged signal (I always like to use slamming my fist on the table) that tells your flaks to stand up and start yelling. Have them scream at your enemy to stop him from continuing. If he also has supporters in the house have your people start a fistfight. A good brawl will stop the debate and give you the opportunity to later publicly blame the other side for starting the violence.
5. MAKE UP STATS TO SUPPORT YOUR ARGUMENT.
Most people are impressed by statistics. If it sounds like it comes from an official record it must be true, right? Yeah, sure. Nobody ever goes back and checks the validity of any statistics. So, if you need some figures to support your argument ... make them up! They'll never catch you. I have turned hostile crowds around and utterly destroyed opponents by laying out facts and figures from totally nonexistent "official government reports".
This can also be done with quotes, but it is a bit trickier. Don't quote FDR as saying that "Hitler was a swell guy". Not even the most thickheaded prole would believe that. It should seem at least plausible.
I once quoted President Kennedy as saying that he "wouldn't be upset" if Cuba stayed "Red" as long as U.S. business interests could set up shop again. My opponent went nuts! He demanded to know the source of the quote. I ruffled through my notes and said that it came from "a transcript of an oval office conversation dated 6/3/63 that is publicly available at the Kennedy Library." Then I laughed at him and suggested that he "do his homework". The crowd loved it and the debate was, for all intents and purposes, over. Of course, JFK never said any such thing, but because he was a Capitalist he might have said it.
6. STACK THE AUDIENCE WITH YOUR SUPPORTERS.
You must think like a wolf. Be voracious. Be clever. Be bloodthirsty and never hunt alone.
Wolves hunt and kill in packs. So must you hunt and kill. If you are in a public debate with a Conservative (or anyone not a loyal Comrade) stack the house with likeminded brothers and sisters. They can give you moral support and can be used as an offensive weapon or in your defense if things go badly (see #4).
Rehearse your people. Drill them and then use them! The sheep in the crowd won't catch on and you can mobilize the fools sitting on the fence into jumping onto your side with verbal support and hopefully some cash.
7. ASK LOADED AND CONFUSING QUESTIONS.
Most people lack self-confidence. They doubt themselves. They are insecure in their own intelligence and strength. They are afraid most of the time. If they don't understand something they assume it is their fault. Use this doubt and fear against them.
There is an old adage that goes, "If you can't dazzle 'em with your footwork, baffle 'em with your bullshit".
If you are asked a direct question, answer it with another question. When you ask that a question make it so convoluted and complex that no sensible answer can be made. Or, if the fool tries to answer it, you can pick it apart by saying that his answer is just bureaucratic gobbledygook and just another example of the Establishment trying to confuse the People with lies and obfuscation.
Asking "loaded" questions is an excellent disruptive ploy. With a "loaded" question no matter what answer your enemy gives he looks bad. "When did you stop beating your wife?", "How much longer must the people of this country put up with a racist, sexist (or whatever) government and Society?" "Don't people have a right to decent, affordable housing?" [ Technically and legally, of course, there is no such right.] If the fool answers this last question "yes" then hammer him as to why there is so much poor, substandard housing and what have you done with all the money you have taken from the workers?. If he answers "no" (the correct and true reply) Call him a heartless, racist and mean spirited bastard. Either way you've got him by the nuts.
8. LAUGH AT YOUR OPPONENTS.
As stated in #7, "Most people lack self-confidence". One facet of this is that they can't stand being laughed at. It hurts them and confuses them. Good! It also creates a negative public image of them. Even better!
In 1948 Thomas E. Dewey was the Republican candidate for President. He was the heavy favorite to defeat Harry Truman. He was very able and qualified, but he was the enemy.
Dewey had a small mustache and had a rather stiff and formal demeanor. One night, late in the campaign, a nationally broadcast radio commentator said that Dewey reminded him of the little statue of the groom that sits on top of a wedding cake. The image that it created in the Public's mind was so absurd that, virtually overnight, Dewey's poll numbers plummeted and Truman blew him away in the election. People just could not vote for anyone who made them laugh every time they saw his face.
The same type of thing happened with Dan Quayle. Our partners in the Press have destroyed the political career of Mr. Quayle. They have made him, through disinformation and/or complete fabrication, a national laughingstock.
Remember the "potatoe" incident? Quayle was ridiculed mercilessly for ostensibly misspelling the word "potato" as "potatoe". Of course, either spelling is correct, but who cares?
Another time the media quoted Quayle as speaking at a United Negro College Fund banquet and mangling their motto by saying "It is a terrible thing to lose one's mind". The nation roared. The only thing that the masses of sheep never noticed or were never told was that it was actually Al Gore (our VP) who said it and not Dan Quayle. No videotape of this gaffe ever made it on air. Protests were actively ignored and quashed so that the truth never got out.
(An aside: Al Gore is a problem for us. He looks good and follows orders, but he is one stupid son of a bitch. That makes him dangerous.)
In a public debate, laugh at your opponent. Ridicule his looks, his clothes or whatever is obvious. Try to make him appear ludicrous to the audience. The Pie throwers are an inspired lot. They understand the power of an absurd image.
If you can get the crowd to laugh at the enemy he is neutralized - no matter who he is. No matter how qualified or knowledgeable he is. He is dog meat.     
 
9.CLAIM VICTIM STATUS FOR YOURSELF.
In the last 25 years the United States has fallen in love with the "Victim".
The best way to get something for nothing has become to say that you are a "Victim". Of course, given that you are a "Victim" it logically follows that something or someone is the denoted "Victimizer" For our purposes it is better that the Victimizer be an identifiable person or group. "Somethings" are harder to effectively vilify and things don't have assets that can be easily extorted in litigation.
Claiming Victim status in a debate makes it difficult for any opponent to rebut your argument. Any attack can then be painted as being: 1. Blaming the Victim 2. Calling them "Stupid" or "Heartless" or using the timeless cliche, "You just don't get it." 3. "the Establishment oppressing the poor." The list of ploys is well known.
Victimhood also sways Public Opinion. The American sheep will believe anything, no matter how crazy, if the person saying it is a self-proclaimed Victim.
An example: Our President Clinton who, while a highly disciplined activist and apparatchik, just can't keep his dick in his pants. His poll numbers rose when he claimed that he was a Victim and therefore not to be blamed for his actions. His story was that his behavior was to be excused because his Mother and Grandmother loved him too deeply and fought over him. OK, sure.
No matter how you look at it his claim is pure nonsense, but that is the beauty of being a Victim. Nonsense is accepted as Sense. Illogic is accepted as Logic. Lies are accepted as Truth.
You see, to disagree with the claims of a Victim is seen as cruel, mean spirited and "extremist hate speech".
Victimhood hands you a very broad and heavily tarred brush with which to paint your enemy.
Finding your Victimhood is a snap. Quite literally, you can use anything about you that anyone might not like; Sex, Age, Race, Sexual Orientation, Religion, Political Affiliation, Level of education, Size, Ethnicity, Health Status, Financial Well-being, What you drive (or don't drive), the food you eat. You get the idea. Pick a card, any card. Why you are a Victim is unimportant, only your status as a Victim carries weight.
Remember: Everything is Political, use Everything.
10.STATE CONJECTURE AS FACT.
State conjecture as fact. Blur the line between opinion and truth. The best example of this I have ever seen is the furor over "Global Warming".
Incredible gains in spreading centralized control over many aspects of Society have come as a result of our fear mongering about "Global Warming".
Hard, objective science shows that there is zero evidence of any kind of "Global Warming". The facts actually point to a mild cooling over the last 300 years. These are the facts, but the operative reality is that "Global Warming is a horrible crisis that must be dealt with".
Our people in the Government and Media have promulgated the crisis using partial data, psuedoscientists offering half-baked opinions as hard truth and "What If..." terrorism. Sheep believe it all.
The "Ozone Hole" is another good example of conjecture as fact. There is no hole and never has been. The ozone layer over the polar regions is naturally thinner than elsewhere around the planet. Ever since science discovered this layer (in the 1950's) it has been noted that the thickness of the layer fluctuates from year to year. There has never been a complete disappearance of the layer... No "Hole". However, in the newspapers there is a hole. On TV there is a hole. In the halls of Government there is a hole. Therefore, people believe that there is a hole. Scare tactics are very effective. Ain't it great?
To be able to wield the power of the "scare tactic" you must become proficient and comfortable at stating half-truths, junk science, confusing statistics and flat-out lies as Gospel Truth.
It is said that "The Truth will set you free". Well, it is up to you to determine what the "Truth" is. Done well, it will set us all on the road to Power and Domination over the masses of sheep in this country.
A FINAL WORD
The objective in any argument with the enemy is not to win, but to make your enemy give up. It is unimportant if you convert him to your side. Anyone who would argue with you is probably pretty well grounded and not easily fooled. So, what you want to do is to make him feel that it is useless to argue with you. That he is powerless against you.
You already know (or should know) that the struggle is not about "right" or "wrong" but about getting the Power. The best way to do this is to convince people that resistance is useless - that they just can't win. Who cares what they believe as long as they don't resist our power. True Believers will be dealt with later. They are merely our "Brownshirts".
If there is an audience to the debate all you have to do is create as much confusion, doubt and hopelessness as possible in the mind of the listener. If someone is wasting time actually listening to the debate it usually means that he or she is not sure which side to believe. That is all you need. Feed that confusion. Proclaim that their doubt is good because it shows that they are "open minded". Flattery will get you everywhere. Because you are not restricted by reason and truth you can easily sway these wafflers to your argument.
Use these 10 secrets to sow confusion and frustration in your enemy. Don't let truth get in the way. It is, more often than not, also your enemy. If you're reading this you are already committed to the struggle and know that.
It doesn't matter what you call yourself- "Liberal", "Progressive", "Democrat", "Socialist", etc., they are all the same now anyway, right?
As a sidenote: I would avoid identifying yourself as a "Communist". It still has a lot of negative connotations in many people's minds, although we are making progress on that front too. After all, most sheep believe that Gorbachev brought Democracy to Russia. Of course, the truth is that he fought it all the way until he caved in to Boris Yeltsin. In time, both of them will have to answer for their actions. Until then, use the false image to your advantage.
Never forget that the ultimate goal is Total Power. Power to be used to enrich ourselves and to destroy any and all opposition.
The ends truly do justify the means. You must accept that, embrace that and let it set you free.
Knowledge is not power. If it were, librarians would rule the world. No, "Power comes out of the barrel of a gun" said Chairman Mao. He was right, but now our "guns" must be the Press, the elected offical and our committed activists. In time (not all that far off) we will hold all the guns and then the rest is just mopping up.
The End    
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FWIW

REVIEW & OUTLOOK

Tom Daschle Is the NRA

President Bush has talked a lot about tort reform, but so far Congress has delivered precious little legislation for him to sign. That's mostly due to the opposition of Senate Democrats, who are wary of upsetting their plaintiffs' bar financiers. So it's certainly news that Minority Leader Tom Daschle recently decided to support the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act, a bill that will limit liability for gun manufacturers.

Perhaps Mr. Daschle has seen the light and concluded that it's wrong for Smith & Wesson to be held responsible for high homicide rates on the South Side of Chicago. But our guess is that the explanation is much more pragmatic. Mr. Daschle has seen the writing on the wall: Gun control, which was less about safety than about scaring suburbanites into voting for Democrats, is a political loser.

After the Gingrich revolution in 1994, Bill Clinton said the assault weapon ban angered gun owners enough to cost his party more than 20 seats. In 2000, the issue helped Al Gore lose his home state of Tennessee, among other traditionally Democratic rural states. The ban will expire next year, and no one's making much of a fuss. Howard Dean, the liberal Democratic Presidential front-runner, is now actively campaigning against gun control.

Turning back the tort bar is no mean feat, and the National Rifle Association, one of Washington's most effective interest groups, deserves much of the credit. Since opening its lobbying arm in 1975, the NRA has been tireless in alerting members that their Second Amendment rights were in danger unless they mounted a vigorous political campaign to defend those rights. Candidates fear the NRA at election time.

If others in the business community -- physicians, manufacturers, fast-food distributors -- wish to gird against costly frivolous litigation, they might consider stealing a page or two from the NRA's political playbook.


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You bastards

I had harsh words to say about the truly ugly people in Massachusetts responsible for the Amirault case.  Today the WSJ weighs in.

October 20, 2003

REVIEW & OUTLOOK

Gerald Amirault's Day

The end of Gerald Amirault's long struggle for freedom is in sight. A Massachusetts parole board saw to that with a unanimous decision on Friday granting his petition for release -- officially set to occur at the end of April.

It was a joyous day for this prisoner of the commonwealth of Massachusetts, behind bars since his conviction, in 1986, as a molester of nursery school children in a case based on bogus testimony dragged from browbeaten child witnesses. It was an exultant day too for his family, which has kept its hopes up despite years of having them dashed.

Mr. Amirault's freedom could have been derailed by one factor of consequence to Department of Corrections parole boards -- namely the prisoner's refusal to agree that he was guilty. Like his mother and sister, who were also wrongly accused but were released earlier, Mr. Amirault refused to attend sex offender classes despite what it could cost him. They refused to do anything that would suggest there was any merit to the charges against them.

It no doubt helped that two of the three members of the parole board had also served on the Governor's Board of Pardons, which had earlier commuted Mr. Amirault's sentence, only to be overruled by former Governor Jane Swift, who was then hopelessly scrambling to win re-election. The pair were also among the signers of a statement that there were "real and substantial doubts" about the merits of the Amirault prosecutions.

By now, too, the recognition that this prosecution -- and other child abuse cases like it around the country -- was built on concocted testimony has become widespread. So widespread that it is now the sort of thing studied in colleges and universities. The 49-year-old Mr. Amirault is about to finish his liberal arts degree in prison. Not long ago he had the surprising experience of opening a sociology textbook, and finding there -- in a list of hysteria-driven prosecutions -- the Amirault case. Things have certainly come far since the day he was carted off to do 30-40 years, a despised cast-off from society.


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The parole board noted Friday that Mr. Amirault had been convicted of serious crimes and served 17 years -- and that this was surely enough to satisfy justice. In fact, justice would have been better served had this prosecution never been brought, and if the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts had not repeatedly and blatantly upheld the prosecutors even in the face of overwhelming, documented evidence that the testimony had been manufactured.

No less than three criminal court judges who knew the case had called for the Amiraults' convictions to be reversed. Justice would have been served if Violet Amirault, the proud principal of Fells Acres Day School, still headed the most esteemed nursery school in Malden, Massachusetts.

Amid the rejoicing on Friday, there was no lack of awareness of the possibility that something might yet go wrong. Under Massachusetts law, Middlesex County District Attorney Martha Coakley could still try to have Mr. Amirault committed, parole notwithstanding, as a Sexually Dangerous Person. Someone so classified is required to live in a treatment facility for sex offenders until the state deems that person may go free. Fortunately, the chances that Ms. Coakley will do so appear to be slim.

The six months left until April 30 aren't much of a wait to a man already imprisoned 17 years -- although, if the DA officially declares she has no intention of trying to commit him as sexually dangerous, the wait could be much shorter. Gerald Amirault could then conceivably be home for Christmas with the wife and now grown children who have kept so long and faithful a vigil.

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Way out there .. somewhere

Gail Collins - nincompoop

    I was reminded of the parallel universe again yesterday while watching BOOKTV.  Gail Collins, the editorial page editor for the New York Times (I really could stop right here for most readers) appeared on Northwest BookfestShe authored "America's Women," (Now, I really could stop right here for most readers) and got onto a Hillary Clinton roll.  I paraphrase, but accurately capture the moment.
 "Hillary Clinton has this marvelous ability to navigate between two camps without alienating people." 
    WTF?  Now, understand that I was surfing around in a desperate attempt to escape the horror of the Redskin game, and was thus somewhat mentally distressed.  But, what in God's name could Ms. Collins have been referring to?  Hillary Clinton is the most devisive bitch in American history.  Gail continued.
"All future women will owe Hillary Clinton a debt of gratitude for what she has bequeathed us."
    WTF?  See what I mean about parallel universe?  We need to find and nuke it. Sheesh.
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Doom & Gloom: Call me the unablogger



    I slept on this laser story last night, and  awakened a Luddite.  It won't happen in my lifetime, but eventually the gun nuts will prevail by virtue of  economies of scale. With military purchases of firearms dried up, manufacturers will go the way of the buggy whip. Oh, there'll be a  cottage industry dealing in brass, powder and ball, but the firearm will only be used by hard core enthusiasts -- with special environmental licenses.  Even if your kids/grandkids are allowed to own  personal laser weaponry, and I seriously doubt they will, to what end?  Where's the sport in unerring laser shooting?  I mean, if you can't miss, there's no fun. Extrapolate from there. Maybe Ted Kaczynski was right
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October 19, 2003

Maw, can I skip school tomorry?

    The owner of an upstate New York newspaper told a reader this week that he hoped conservative talk radio megastar Rush Limbaugh would get cancer and die, adding Sunday that he would publish his Limbaugh death wish in an upcoming edition. -  Story

    This is by way of a reminder that we're hanging  Madeleine Albright tomorrow at noon.  For her last meal, she requested "anything French."

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Tres bueno

The Bear and the Atheist

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all the beauty and power that surrounded him. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. As he turned to look, he saw a seven foot grizzly charge towards him.
(continued at The Lopsided Poopdeck
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Fun & Games


 

 A blonde calls her Boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

 

He asks,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"


The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."


Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

 

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."


He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." - Cuzzin Ricky

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Hate

In A Dislike Unlike Any Other? Howard Kurtz examines Bush hating.  It sent me into the archives where I retrieved this dusty piece I wrote for the FreeRepublic.com forum in 1998.



According to the U.S. Census Bureau, there were 270 million Americans in October of  this, the 6th year of Clinton.   Some rough extrapolation of election results, polls, and gut feelings lead me to the following estimates (I'm good at estimating, always coming within $5.00 of our tab at the Price Club checkout).
  • 105,300,000 (39%) of us loath, fear and hate the President of the United States
  • 75,600,000  (28%) of us hate, loath and fear the 105,300,000
  • 89,100,000  (33%) of us spend a lot of time yawning

    Hate, then, is Bill Clinton's legacy.  Sure, Ronald Reagan was loathed by that same 28% - but at the comparable point in his administration (1986) they numbered just 67,2000,000 souls.  And their loathing for Reagan was entirely based on political ideology.  Not so the animus toward Clinton, for he has demonstrated no steadfast belief in anything.  In fact, most of the 105 million have spent large portions of "Years of the Rat" (see, I can't help myself) laughing and scratching while Clinton back stabs the liberals who, even now, defend him.  It is beyond their ability to understand that we abhor the Clintons because they are dishonest, feckless people, so they hate the 105,000,000 because they, we, hate them - hate begets hate.  Liberals also realize they've been forced to travel the low road to defend Clinton. Their full fury will be unleashed on the next Republican president, in whom they will (only then) discover the very evil they've spent six years defending in Clinton.  That's why I hate them, they are so hatefully predictable.  (1998)
 
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Ain't they cute?

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Varsity Lacrosse?

Lost in Translation

In Canada this week, French-speaking Québécois are miffed because the new Buick LaCrosse shares its name with a local slang term for masturbation. Bob Lutz, the vice chairman of GM North America, said he wasn't aware of LaCrosse's alternative meaning, although he had lived in Paris for three years. "I thought I knew every expression existing in the French language for self-gratification, including the crudest ones known to man," he said.

Did you know that several companies exist solely to research new product names and ensure that they don’t have undesirable meanings elsewhere in the world? Neither did the makers of these international goods:

Alu-Fanny: French foil wrap
Atum Bom: Portuguese tuna
Arses: Spanish wine
Bull: French computer firm
Bums: Swedish cookies
Crapsy Fruit: French cereal
Cock Drops: Cypriot cocktail bitters
Fartek: Swedish baby wear
Glans: Dutch shampoo
Happy End: German toilet paper
Japp: Norwegian candy bar
Kack: Danish sweets
Krapp: Swedish toilet paper
Kum Onit: German pencil sharpeners
Mukk: Italian yogurt
Pee:Ghana cola
Plopp: Scandinavian chocolate
Pocari Sweat:Japanese sport/soft drinks
Calpis Poo:Argentine curry powder
Pschitt:French lemonade
Skinless:Japanese condoms
Sorbits:German chewing gum
Wrinkle Zero-0:Japanese condoms
Zit: German lemonade

TWR’s favorite mistranslation remains:
"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave," a direct Chinese translation of the slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive." Grant Stoddard

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Oldie but goody

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On the road to perdition

Natalie 'Filthy Cunt' Maines

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Maybe a $30 minimum wage will help?

Capitilaist PigToday's New York Times opines that the reason for California's grocery clerk strike is the impending entrance into the market of Wal- Mart Supermarkets with "prices ... 14 percent lower than its competitors.... unionized supermarket workers fear that Wal-Mart's invasion will oust them from the middle class by pulling down their wages and benefits, which, taken together, are more than 50 percent higher than those of Wal-Mart workers."
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Radical Profiling

Capitilaist Pig   Boston Globe columnist Charles Stein, writing about the resurgence of the stock market, evidently felt it necessary to temper his enthusiasm by comparing capitalism to something akin to baby rape.
"It is a good bet that no one running for president -- not even President Bush -- will make a speech applauding the strong corporate profits that have been reported lately. The phrase "fatter profits" conjures up an image of a greedy chief executive stuffing his pockets, perhaps illegally. But the truth is the earnings numbers are good news and important news -- not just for chief executives and investors, but for the rest of us."
    If "fatter profits" is a dirty phrase to any of you, perhaps you need to take this test, Radical Profiling:  You Know You Are a Leftist If...



By:  Marc Levin, Esq.
Associate Editor
Austin Review


-You believe John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than Osama bin Laden


-You think President Bush lied to the nation, but his predecessor did not.


-You believe President Bush is too dumb to be President and Arnold Schwarzenegger is too dumb to be Governor of California, but the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Babs Streisand, Eddie Vedder, and Jeanine Garofalo are foreign policy experts.


-You are enraged by the so-called mistreatment of Muslim prisoners at Guantanamo Bay who have gained weight while dining on their specially prepared Koran-approved meals, but believe the world should have stood idly by while Saddam Hussein filled mass graves.


-You support racial, ethnic, and sexual diversity, but oppose the adoption of non-discriminatory hiring practices to ensure ideological diversity on university faculties.


-You supported making rhetoric about human rights central to US foreign policy under Jimmy Carter, but oppose actually taking action to make human rights a reality under George W. Bush.


-You believe that trial lawyers taking 33 to 40 percent of a plaintiff's recovery in lawsuits is just about right, but the federal government taking this amount of our income in taxes is not nearly enough.


-You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Yasser Arafat were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not.


-You root for prisoners when they escape from our oppressive prisons, but oppose allowing poor children to escape from failing public schools.


-You believe all conservatives are racist, but do not think minorities can ever succeed without affirmative action.


-You believe that being the former Governor of a New England state with 608,827 people is more than adequate experience to qualify someone to be President in 2004, but being the Governor of a Southwestern state with 21,325,018 people was wholly inadequate in 2000.


-You agree with Toni Morrison that President Clinton was "the first black President," but didn't criticize Al Sharpton for recently labeling President Bush a "gang leader."


-You believe we could finally get some truth out of the Pentagon if only Don Rumsfeld would resign and Mohammed Al-Sahhaf was named as his replacement.


-You believe evangelical Christians are destroying America, but don't feel threatened by the radical Wahabbi sect that is perverting Islam.


-You have found where the right to an abortion is written in the Constitution, but cannot find where the Constitution provides for a right to bear arms.


-Your car sports the bumper sticker saying that "it will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the military has to hold bake sales," but oppose allowing the U.S. military to set up volunteer recruitment tables on college campuses because of their "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.


-You believe President Bush is an environmental criminal for poisoning the water with arsenic, but have never complained about Saddam Hussein's devastating Iraq and Kuwait's environment through setting intentional oil well fires and committing genocide against the Marsh Arabs by draining their wetlands.


-You support campus speech codes that ban pick-up lines and amorous gazes, but never spoke out against President Clinton's physical sexual harassment in the White House.


-You can't decide which is worse: the Patriot Act or the Patriot Missile.


-You support unlimited appeals for convicted criminals, but believe it is undemocratic for Californians to reverse their earlier mistake of electing Gray Davis.


-You believe U.S. exports of genetically-modified foods pose a greater threat to African nations than corrupt dictators like Zimbabwe's Mugabe.


-You believe welfare is a fundamental human right, but workfare is a human rights violation.


-You believe religion is a scourge on our society, but that we will all be saved if we only have our consciousness sufficiently raised so that we become one with Mother Nature and share your faith that global warming will kill us all.


If the above has successfully profiled you, congratulations, as you have won a one-way ticket to Paris aboard the U.S.S.R. Michael Moore.  Your ticket will be held at the nearest Dennis Kucinich for President rally.  Matricular consular cards issued by foreign governments will be gladly accepted as identification.

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Lockyer - "Donx are crooks, filthy liars, and lazy."

   Well, almost. California Attorney General Bill Lockyer, considered a leading Democratic contender for governor in 2006, stunned a political conference in Berkeley [a.k.a.. COMINTERN] by telling them that he voted for
[gasp] Arnold Schwarzenegger in the recall election.  Listen to what he says about the Democrat choice:
"You know people in your profession really well,'' he told reporters after his lunchtime speech to a post-mortem seminar on the recall election. "You know who works hard and who doesn't. You know who's honest and who isn't. And that's all I'm going to say.'' -San Francisco Chronicle
    I can't top that.
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October 18, 2003

The people speak - anti gun liberal agenda

Run Away Jury - Run Away from the movie
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Opinion

    I see that Gerald Amirault has been paroled. That he spent even a day in jail is reason enough for the Red Sox to endure another 100 years of fultility in the American League, and I hereby extend that curse.  May the prosecution roast eternally in hell, and the parents of the children too.  There is (Google Amirault/Rabinowitz) no way in hell they didn't/don't know what went on here, yet they ruined several lives to get a "win"   What utter pricks.
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Midnight Madness - Terps

   

Hucker
went to the Terp's Midnight Madness last night, and it appears I have the only coverage.  Here's what Huck says (and Huck is a reliable judge of what's happening now) in no particular order.
  • John Gilchrest - soph point guard was unbelievable, and "will be the National Player of the Year."  He is Jason Williams quick, with more talent. Same quick release on his three's as Williams, same accuracy, and incredible ball handling skills.  "Will be judged the  best point guard in Maryland's history."  Whoa.
  • Mike Jones - freshman shooting guard.  Will go pro after his first year; 2nd tops.  He has  Steve Francis/Carmelo Anthony talent. Dyno-mite.  Also wears Steve Francis' # 25, which I guess they didn't (good) retire after all (even though his jersey hangs from the rafters).
  • 6' 11 freshman Will Bowers.  Hit a trifecta.  A project, but way more athletic than Mike Mardesich.
  • Hassan Fofana - Freshman.  6'9 290 pound freshman  looked like Lonnie Baxter at Center
  • Gary Williams - entered the "sold out" Comcast Center on a Harley .  Said, "I'm not going to to say too much right now, but I will tell you that we will have one hell of a team this year."
  • Chris McCray - sophomore guard, who would be starting point for 98% of the teams in the country, looked great.
  • Travis Garrison - Soph Forward - smooth and looked great
  • Dittos Jamar Smith
  • D.J. Strawberry - freshman guard, (he does not want to be called Daryl after his father) looked good, but will have a tough time cracking the lineup.
  • Huck didn't mention Nik Caner-Medley, but I know what to expect there, and so do you.  Greatness.
  • Mike Grinnon played well
  • Freshman forward Ekene Ibekwe (6'9 - 210) looks like he'll play a finesse game.
  Based on Huck's report, I've ratcheted up expectations to those befitting a team with a great coach, and National Championship under their belt.  They are in the Dook/Heel league.

   With Roy Williams at UNC,  the ACC can now boast (with Mike Krzyzewsk) of having two of the top cry baby coaches in America.  I hope UNC chokes to a 5-25 season after what they did to Matt Doherty, but I'm afraid they'll be pretty damned good.  And fuk Dook.
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Brave New Donk World

    Sen. John D. "Jay" Rockefeller, West Virginia Democrat, loves Barbara Boxer and Patty Murray.  If it weren't for them, he would wear the label "Dumbest United State's Senator."  What brings this unusual burst of vitriolic rhetoric from you, you're probably asking?  In his piece "Revisionist War Games,"  Jack Kelly addresses my absolute numero uno pet peeve.
"If history is uncongenial to your ideology or your ambitions, revise it. If facts contradict your point of view, drop them down the Memory Hole. "
    Democrats do that every day; sometimes they get caught for their hypocritical lies (like Mr. Eddie Kennedy did,  here). This time it was Rocky the squirrel. Here's what he told Tony Snow.
"What I keep having to remind myself is that we went to war in Iraq based on an imminent threat which was being caused by weapons of mass destruction." Mr. Rockefeller began, repeating a meme common among Democrats.
    Mr. Snow then played a clip from the State of the Union address this year in which President Bush said:
"Some have said we should not act until the threat is imminent. Since when have terrorists and tyrants announced their intentions, politely putting us on notice before they strike? If this threat is permitted to fully and suddenly emerge, all actions, all words and all recriminations would come too late."
    Mr. Snow then quoted a U.S. senator who said last fall:
"There's been some debate over how imminent a threat Iraq poses. I do believe Iraq poses an imminent threat. But I also believe that after September 11 [2001], the question is increasingly outdated. It is in the nature of these weapons and the way they are targeted against civilian populations, the documented capability and demonstrated intent may be the only warning we get. To insist on further evidence could put some of our fellow Americans at risk. Can we afford to take that chance? We cannot."
    Guess who that Senator was?  How do these pricks live with themselves? 

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Treason

"It's difficult to be in France and criticise my government. But I'm doing so because Bush and the people working for him have a foreign policy that is not good for America, not good for the world." Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, in Paris, Friday October 17, 2003

    That pretty much cuts it for Ms. Albright.  While you slept, the C&S Star Chamber was convened, and while it's difficult to execute a woman, that's exactly what she was sentenced to.  On Monday,  October 20, 2003, at High Noon, Albright will be taken from her cyber cell and cyber hanged for treason, here, on this site.  Filthy bitch. 
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October 17, 2003

Let's ask the U.N.


How did the box cutters get on the plane?  Whoa, big mystery here Inspector.
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Merrily submits

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Faces


Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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Culture War Criminal


    Did I say culture war?  When it comes to erasing values that conscientious parents have managed to instill in their offspring, nobody takes a backseat to MTV.  Georgia Ricky has a primo example.
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A child's view


A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.

All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him.

He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"
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What he said


  • On former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean: "Clever and glib, but deep this Vermont pond is not."
  • On the Democrats' appeal to special-interest groups: "streetwalkers in skimpy halters and hot pants plying their age-old trade for the fat wallets of K Street."
    Who said this, Ann Coulter?  Rush Limbaugh?  Nope, that's Democrat Senator Zell Miller in his book, "A National Party No More."  Miller pegs the new Donx this way. The biggest problem with Democratic leaders is they still see the South, "as a land of magnolias and mint juleps, with the pointy-headed KKK lurking in the background, waiting to burn a cross or lynch blacks and Jews."  I ain't yet got to the part where he says they're filthy liars and crooks too.
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Midnight Madness

UPDATE - You can read about the game here.

Tonight at Midnight! Screw baseball.

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And don't you forget it.

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Cub stuff

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Cub stuff

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Cub stuff

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The Culture Wars



"Generally, the culture wars are thought to pit extreme believers on the "religious right," living primarily in the Southern states, against sophisticates in the urban North and far West. In the North, where people get their information about life in the South mainly through a TV screen, the "religious right" came to life mainly as images of televangelists, such as Jimmy Swaggart, pourin' sweat and beggin' forgiveness, or Tammy Faye Bakker, mascara rivering down her face for similar reasons."

Read the entire Daniel Henninger article (The Democratic Party: Home of the Non-Religious Left) below.
WONDER LAND
By DANIEL HENNINGER





 
ABOUT DANIEL HENNINGER
Daniel Henninger is deputy editor of The Wall Street Journal's editorial page. Mr. Henninger joined Dow Jones in 1971 as a staff writer for the National Observer. He became an editorial-page writer for the Journal in 1977, arts editor in 1978 and editorial features editor in 1980. He was appointed assistant editor of the editorial page in 1983 and chief editorial writer and senior assistant editor in October 1986, with daily responsibility for the "Review & Outlook" columns. In November 1989 he became deputy editor of the editorial page.

 
Mr. Henninger was a finalist for a Pulitzer Prize in editorial writing in 1987 and 1996, and shared in the Journal's Pulitzer Prize in 2002 for the paper's coverage of the attacks on September 11. He won the Gerald Loeb Award for commentary in 1985. In 1998 he received the Scripps Howard Foundation's Walker Stone Award for editorial writing, for editorials on a range of issues, including the International Monetary Fund, presidential politics and cloning. He won the 1995 American Society of Newspaper Editors' Distinguished Writing Award for editorial writing, and he was a finalist in that award in 1985, 1986 and 1993. A native of Cleveland, Mr. Henninger graduated from Georgetown University with a bachelor's degree from the School of Foreign Service.

 
Mr. Henninger invites comments to edit.page@wsj.com2.

 

The Democratic Party:
Home of the Non-Religious Left

PLANO, Texas -- Soon after its decision in Lawrence on private sexual acts between consenting adults of the same gender, the Supreme Court this week decided that next year its bucketful of gasoline for the eternal flames of America's "culture wars" will be to decide the constitutionality of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance.

Generally, the culture wars are thought to pit extreme believers on the "religious right," living primarily in the Southern states, against sophisticates in the urban North and far West. In the North, where people get their information about life in the South mainly through a TV screen, the "religious right" came to life mainly as images of televangelists, such as Jimmy Swaggart, pourin' sweat and beggin' forgiveness, or Tammy Faye Bakker, mascara rivering down her face for similar reasons.

My first up-close contact with the tensions of the culture wars came in 1992 at the Republican convention in Houston, waiting in a large auditorium with several thousand "pro-life, pro-family" religious activists to hear Dan Quayle. What struck me is how far removed these people seemed from the Bible-whacking, shotgun-rack stereotype. Standing around in conversation, they seemed to be mostly educated, 30-something, Texas suburbanites who worked in the technology sector and worried about running their kids' sports leagues. They really loved Dan Quayle, George H.W. Bush's running mate, and were mocked mercilessly, in public and private, by the out-of-town press corps.

The Robertson-Falwell tent show has faded, but it remains a given in our politics that something called the Christian right now aligns with the Republicans, and that President Bush is a co-dependent. With the presidential election upon us, it seemed a good time to revisit the "religious right," and so I ventured from Manhattan to the belly of the beast, or one of the bellies -- Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas. The congregation numbers 22,000, and Prestonwood's pastor is the Rev. Jack Graham, who is also president of the almost 20-million member Southern Baptist Convention, a font of anxiety for orthodox liberals.

I showed up on a Tuesday for Prestonwood's weekly noontime Power Lunch, driving into a parking lot big as a Wal-Mart's and with almost as many cars. The speaker was the general manager of the Orlando Magic basketball team, Pat Williams. About 600 people were there. I loved Pat Williams' message: To better yourself, turn off the TV and read more books.

After spending some time at Prestonwood Baptist, one wondered just what it is that so vexes the critics of these evangelical Christians. Whatever their attachment to Jesus and his New Testament message, they seem more than anything to be deeply in the world. Prestonwood's many outreach ministries include prisoners and their families, troubled teens, woman-to-woman counseling, literacy, immigrant outreach, the newly unemployed, pregnant single women, Dallas's urban poor.

Surely many political liberals would recognize that within these ministries reside earthly goals common to their own, no matter that the lay ministers offer succor from the Bible. But recent research suggests that the evangelical Christians' religiosity alone almost entirely explains why the "religious right" remains a phrase of political division.

In last fall's Public Interest quarterly, political scientists Louis Bolce and Gerald De Maio of Baruch College at the City University of New York argued in "Our Secularist Democratic Party" that the clearest indicator of party affiliation and voting patterns now is whether one is churched or unchurched, believer or agnostic.

There isn't space to do justice to the detail in their article, drawn from sources such as national election surveys at the University of Michigan or the Convention Delegate Surveys done from 1972-1992. The text is available at thepublicinterest.com1. It owes much to a 2001 book by Vanderbilt political scientist Geoffrey Layman called "The Great Divide: Religious and Cultural Conflict in American Party Politics" (Columbia University Press).

Democratic secularists are defined as agnostics, atheists or people who rarely attend church, if ever. According to the national convention delegate surveys, write Messrs. Bolce and De Maio, "60% of first-time white delegates at the [1992] Democratic convention in New York City either claimed no attachment to religion or displayed the minimal attachment by attending worship services 'a few times a year' or less. About 5% of first-time delegates at the Republican convention in Houston identified themselves as secularists."

In the 1992 election, Bill Clinton got 75% of the secularist vote, while the current President's father received support from traditionalists (church-goers) by 2 to 1. That pattern held in the 2000 election. "In terms of their size and party loyalty," Messrs. Bolce and De Maio argue, "secularists today are as important to the Democratic party as another key constituency, organized labor."

In turn this single self-definition tracks political belief across the entire battlefield of the culture wars -- abortion, sexuality, prayer in the schools, judicial nominations. Interesting as that is, what intrigues me more as simple politics is how a Howard Dean, John Kerry or Joe Lieberman can feed these creedal beliefs of the "un-religious left" without in time coming themselves to be known as leaders of the party of non-belief? Or hypocrites. It's a hard river to cross.

In an interview, Prestonwood pastor and SBC president Jack Graham said he expects evangelicals to go to the polls for Mr. Bush "in record numbers." "Our people didn't quite know George Bush in the last election, but they do now." Led through a list of voting issues for evangelicals, the Rev. Graham cites one above all: "that we have people of character in the White House."

All this calls to mind the severe criticism George Bush received early in his presidency when he proposed "faith-based initiatives." The hyper-heated reaction seemed startling at the time, but in retrospect one has to wonder if it didn't indeed reflect that for increasing numbers of the Democratic faithful, the one faith-based initiative they believe in above all today is that they don't believe.

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Updated October 17, 2003

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Fun with Kendal Ehrlich

Kendal Ehrlich prpares at home
Maryland's First Lady, Kendal Ehrlich,
uses a portrait of former Governor
Parris Glendening to keep her shooting
skills sharp.  "Bob and I hope to have Barbara
Mikulski for dinner some day," she coos.

Marylanders will appreciate this entire Kimmy du Toit thread (including the linked comments.)
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A critical Democratic base rears its empty head

  If Ann Coulter models her slash and burn style of insightful, Donk eviscerating, journalism on anyone, I will guess it is R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr., of  The American Spectator.  Check out RET's current "The Moron Vote."Democrats are insane
"The other day on CNN I heard the mentally-disturbed Mr. Michael Moore dismiss Lieberman as "a Republican." Mr. Moore, naturally, admires Dr. Howard Dean, the moderate governor of Vermont who now insists that he is a Yippie, circa 1968. Mr. Moore is sufficiently mindless to believe that. Senator Lieberman on the other hand has for many years been steady in his commitment to the collectivist domestic policies and vigilant foreign policy that New Dealers, Fair Dealers, and New Frontiersmen used to govern America for roughly three decades, setting the country on a course that defeated world Communism and accomplished some rather good things domestically. To say that Senator Lieberman is a Republican is either stupid or a deception."
    No sane person can listen to the rhetoric of Howard Dean, Pierre Kerry, or Ted Kennedy's "extraordinarily ugly speech" on the floor of the Senate   yesterday,  without marveling at the insane nature of the base they appeal to.  These people are fucking nuts; they have to be. Who else would pay attention while Bill Clinton tells a History Channel luncheon that, "I told [Bush] that in my opinion, the biggest security problem was Osama bin Laden."?  And, that Bush's failure to appreciate the gravity of his advice on bin Laden was "one of the two or three of the biggest disappointments that I had." ?

   No wonder the ACLU worked so hard to empty the asylums a few years ago.  They were building their base.  Finally, may I recommend this piece, "Why Ted Kennedy Hates Bush So Much." Doug Powers decides that the porcine lush from Hyannisport has come down with a bad case of the "Salieri Syndrome.''   Here's a slice of that pie.
"In Pushkin's play, ''Mozart and Salieri,'' Salieri is eaten alive by his anguish and hatred for the man who achieves the things for which Salieri believes he is so desperately more deserving.  So bitter is Salieri that he poisons Mozart's drink.

"Enter Ted Kennedy, carrying a cupful of political hemlock, and looking to spike the root beer mug of the Bush presidency.  Lately, Kennedy has been doing everything possible to derail Bush.  This isn't really surprising.  If you consider the following areas, Kennedy has plenty of reasons to despise Bush on a deeply personal level ... ."
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What do they do in West Virginia on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Grrrrrrr

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October 16, 2003

Remembrance

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Like a bad penny ...

Racel Corrie - pre-worm food

    This is the unfortunate Rachel Corrie just before her dirt nap.  James Tarnato makes the case that dear Rachel may still be causing trouble, and getting Americans killed.  Don't let the bed bugs bite, Roach.
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Oh my

HOME SCHOOLING - THE DARKSIDE
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A thought

I think we can all agree on this.  One difference between Conservatives and Liberals is, that while Conservatives become enraged over attempts to weaken the promise of freedom our forefather's bequeathed us, Liberals are enraged over people who see them as they are, and threaten their smug little world of lies and hypocrisy.  Agreed?  Okay then, that's why it is an effective exercise, when trying to determine who among us has the highest qualities of Washington, Jefferson and Franklin, to look and see who annoys Liberals the most.  Isn't that why we love Ann Coulter?  Indeed it is.
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Retraction

   Last night Brit Hume issued a retraction and apologized for misquoting  actor Ed Asner, as I reported here.  In fact, Mr. Asner did not voice admiration for Joe Stalin, and say he'd like to portray him in film.  What he really said when asked who he admired most  was, "This guy Augie I knew as a kid.  He really knew how to pick up young boys and satisfy them.  I'd like to portray him on film"

We regret our error.

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Payback?

Aware, perhaps, of the campaign to oust his brother from office by a certain Cub fan, Gov. Jeb Bush said an offer of asylum might be a good idea, and an oceanfront retreat in Pompano Beach is offering the man a free three-month stay, should he deem it necessary to get out of Chicago until the hubbub over the popup cools down.
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Swiss Army Google

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Passion? You want passion?

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PhotoShoppers

My home boys.  BTW, I visited the Snopes link and see that the E-BAY tea kettle picture is now listed as "true."  Snopes originally listed it as a photoshop piece.  Before you go to the site,  see how good you are at spotting a Photo Shopped picture.  (Thanks to FARK for the heads-up)

Is this picture of William Jefferson Clinton being sworn in as President of the United States true, or a cruel Photo Shopped hoax?  Click picture for answer.
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He realized his dream. Will you?

   

     Ever since General George Patton pissed in the Rhine River to show his contempt for Nazi Germany, it has been the dream of people everywhere to, one day, piss on the grave of Ted Kennedy, Bill & Hillary Clinton, and other filthy Democrats.  Alas, as a scan of your hometown obituaries will attest,  those hopes are being dashed for millions of Americans.  Now there's hope. Curmudgeonly & Skeptical is pleased to announce the  ...
The National Pissatorium

   That's right.  We plan to make plans to establish a national reservoir for your piss.  Once  completed, your urine sample will be stored in a  NP reservoir, awaiting the day when your special wet kiss can be delivered to your designated filthy Democrat. But, I need your help.  Before spending the millions of dollars this venture will cost, I must know what the depth of support will be.  Vote now.
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October 15, 2003

How to hypnotize a man in 3 simple steps:

This is a genuine technological breakthrough!!
Instructions:
1) click HERE
2) Click on the picture, and drag it a little to the right, or left, or up
right .. what ever you prefer! and then drop it....
3) Thank Merrily for her great discovery
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I would never have done such a thing if she had not enflamed my loins with fruit.


    Debasis Chaudhuri, 41, a computer engineering professor on a temporary teaching assignment from India, has been relieved of his teaching duties after being charged with the attempted rape of a female student. 

The student told police she went to his Ferguson Hall office Oct. 9 to talk about grades.

He closed the door, pinned her down in a chair and fondled her while she tried to push him away, according to court documents.

After she told him he was a professor and what he was doing was wrong, he shoved his hand down her skirt and tried to pull down her underwear, the documents say.

She also said he held her in the chair and told her to write down her phone number after he fondled her.

Chaudhuri later told police he lost his mind for a few seconds and blamed the student for the incident because of the way she was dressed, documents say.  Lincoln Journal Star


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You'll love the part where Reagan laughs while the school children starve ...

A lot of people were skeptical when Mr. Barbra Streisand, James Brolin, won the starring role in the CBS miniseries "The Reagans." His wife today confirmed their suspicions of a hatchet job.

On her TV show this afternoon Oprah Winfrey asked Babs about the oddball casting. "How is that for you, Miss Democrat?"

A smirking Streisand responded to titters, "I said as long as they tell the truth about Ronald Reagan, I have no problem."

Considering her history of distorting the truth to suit her partisan agenda, expect Hollywood to be even more inaccurate than usual on this "biography." - NewsMax

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The good kind of AARRGGH!!!

May I recommend you (and you'll know who you are) to one of Jonah's Military guys?
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Attention -- Dr. Weevil


Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby got Back - Latin Translation



Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!
(Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)

amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
(She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.)
sed, ut scis,
(But, as you know)
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
(Who can understand persons of this sort?)
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
(Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.)
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
(Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!)
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
(Nor am I able to believe how round they are.)
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
(Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?)
ecce mulier Aethiops!
(Behold the black woman!)
What's that? You only speak Greek?  Okay, but your browser needs that funny font.
(Dr. Weevil is the official C&S smart Latin guy)
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Shop now, beat the rush


The South Carolina Republican Party released the results of a straw poll conducted during this month's two-week state fair, in which it asked fair-goers which Democratic candidate they thought "would lose to President Bush the worst."  The winner?  Ohio Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich won with more than 36 percent of the vote and former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean came in second with 15 percent. Sen. John Edwards, from neighboring North Carolina, placed third — meaning poll participants expect that he would fare worse against Mr. Bush than would the Rev. Al Sharpton.  - Greg Pierce
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