" For example, the Berkeley Food and Housing Project, Berkeley’s largest homeless services organization, estimates it would cost some $30,000 to bring their employees’ salaries up to compliance—money the group doesn’t have. Other Berkeley nonprofits are also feeling the crunch"
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Leader Tom Daschle (D SD), lagging in the polls in his reelection bid, is shown here entertaining youth at a Sioux City Grange
meeting. "I still have it," he told reporters. (AFP/File/Stephen Jaffe) |


Maybe Snow fumbled dollar policy in recent months, but his widely ridiculed Pollyannaish prediction that the economy will start creating 200,000 jobs a month is a bet on the safe side. I'm convinced the recent momentum in business investment in high-tech gear, which cratered for much of the past three years, is sustainable.America doing well is bad news for Democrats, and that tells everything.
Liars roasting on an open fire ....
America's most active pathological
liar is moving his lips ... again. The New York Post's
Deborah Orin noted that General Wesley Clark, who was foisted off on
the Democrat party, and championed by the by the Clintons, has
fizzled. This has "raised new questions in the Democratic
Party about former President Bill Clinton's star — and political
smarts," writes Greg Pierce.
"Officially, Clinton now insists he wasn't promoting the retired general, but other Democrats don't buy it. 'Yeah, and he never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky,' sniffed a rival strategist."Still, that unidentified "rival strategist" would publicly tout Slick Willy as a great president, and a credit to the Democrat party. That's why they're all going to hell.

THE NEWSPAPER that almost missed the war in Iraq because its reporters were in Georgia covering the membership policies of the Augusta National Golf Club has declared another one of President George Bush's judicial nominees as "out of the mainstream." The New York Times has proclaimed so many Bush nominees "out of the mainstream" that the editorial calling California Supreme Court Justice Janice Rogers Brown "out of the mainstream" was literally titled: "Out of the Mainstream, Again."
St. Ann of the CoultersI guess if your "mainstream" includes Roman Polanski, Michael Moore, Howard Dean and Jacques Chirac, then Brown really is "out of the mainstream." This proverbial "stream" they're constantly referring to is evidently located somewhere in France.
Liberals are always complaining that they haven't figured out how to distill their message to slogans and bumper stickers – as they allege Republicans have. Though it can't be easy to fit the entire Communist Manifesto on a bumper sticker, I beg to differ. (Bumper sticker version of the current Democratic platform: "Ask me about how I'm going to raise your taxes.")
The problem is, if Democrats ever dared speak coherently, the American people would lynch them ...
In the movie S1m0ne, Al Pacino plays a washed up movie director who makes a comeback with a digital starlet he calls Simone (Sim One). Only he knows she's not human. Thanks to reader Damian, it appears I posted a real Simone below, named KAYA. She is totally fabricated by Alceu Baptisto using digital sperm. It's not just us Americano guys who were fooled either, even the Kiwi's are, as we speak, kicking their sheep out of the farm house in anticipation. Ay Carumba.

"Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -Homer
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love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent. |
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's incoming administration is already facing its first major political storm. The bill granting driver's licenses to undocumented immigrants, signed by the outgoing Gov. Gray Davis, has put right-wing radio on the warpath, and could even evolve into an international issue for the governor-elect." - PacificNews Service

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said yesterday that the Bush administration was undermining the country's democracy by its secretive attitude with regard to the September 11 terror attacks and the Iraq war.
The White House's refusal to hand over documents to the commission "unnecessarily raises suspicions that it has something to hide — that it might use national security to hide mistakes."

"I've thought about this a lot. I think the next five years are going to be crucial in deciding what kind of world my grandchildren and great-grandchildren live in. And I cannot support any of these. I can't leave that crucial decision to any of these Democrats who are running," he said.
"That does not mean I'm going to become a Republican. It just means in 2004 this Democrat's going to vote for George Bush," the senator said.
"I think President Bush is the right man in the right place at the right time. I see some Churchill in the man," Mr. Miller said. "Down South, we'd call it 'he's got a little grit in his craw.' I like that very much." - Senator Zell Miller (D GA)
Who cares what that racist cracker thinks?Justice Sandra Day O'Connor predicts that the U.S. Supreme Court will increasingly base its decisions on international law rather than the U.S. Constitution, according to an article in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. By doing so, the court will make a good impression among people from other countries, she said.Where to begin?
"The impressions we create in this world are important and they can leave their mark," Justice O'Connor said. - Greg Pierce
Kewl guys ... the Hague is kick-ass!
| In this handout picture made available Tuesday Oct. 28, 2003 by the Israel-based Cornershot Co. in Tel Aviv, Israel, a rifle is seen composed of two parts; the front, that can swivel from side to side, containing a pistol with a color camera mounted on top, and the back section which consists of the stock, trigger and a monitor. According to a report by the Israeli daily 'Maariv' newspaper, the pistol, produced by the Florida-based Cornershot Holdings, is being tested by the Israeli military and has already been bought by a number of special forces around the world. The unique weapon allows a soldier to remain behind cover, with only the barrel of the rifle exposed in the direction of the hostile fire. (AP Photo/HO, Cornershot) |
I warned you about girls
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"Phasmophobia" is the fear of ghosts. A cup of candy corn has fewer calories than a cup of raisins. It's illegal to sell a haunted house in New York without informing the buyer. Eighty-two percent of children take part in Halloween festivities, as do 67 percent of adults. The first jack-o'-lanterns were made of turnips. "Samhainophobia" is the morbid fear of Halloween. Halloween the biggest holiday of the year when it comes to candy sales estimated at $1.93 billion. One quarter of all the candy sold each year is purchased between September 15 and November 10. The word witch comes from the Saxon word wicca, which means "wise one." Pumpkins also come in white, blue and green. In France, more than 30,000 werewolf cases were tried between 1520 and 1630. Dracula is the most filmed story of all time. The biggest pumpkin on record weighed 1,385 pounds. It was weighed in October 2003 at a pumpkin festival in Canby, Oregon. Trick-or-treating is an Irish tradition, based on a custom where wealthy landowners would give food to the poor on Halloween night, believing ghosts would look favorably on them for doing so and spare them from mischief. In Romanian, Dracula means "Son of the Devil." The Scots believed in "Samhanach," a goblin who came out only on Halloween and stole children. Halloween costume sales are estimated at $1.5 billion. Eighty percent of kids say their favorite Halloween candy is either chocolate or gum. Pumpkins are fruits, not vegetables. Pennslyvania was the first colony to legalize witchcraft. There is a poisonous mushroom called a jack-o'-lantern. These mushrooms are a bright orange-yellow in color and on rainy nights they appears to glow in the dark. Fifty-one percent of all American adults believe in ghosts. Nine percent of Americans claim to have been in the presence of a ghost during their lifetime. Americans consume about 20 million pounds of candy corn each year. The Count Dracula Society was founded in 1962. In the 17th and 18th centuries, people in costumes and masks would go from house to house, singing and dancing to keep evil at bay. These people were known as "guisers." Americans spend about $50 million on Halloween greetings. According to studies, the smell of pumpkin pie is the most arousing to women, followed by lavender, cucumbers, baby powder and Good & Plenty candy. FROM DribbleGlass.com |
This is one of the posters ANSWER was displaying over the weekend. A liberal reading of the Constitution, and U.S. Code, will allow you to do much physical harm to these people (I think). Here's a slide show, assembled by Free Republic folks, good people who deserve their pudding.
"Do not consider it proof just because it is written in books, for a liar who will deceive with his tongue will not hesitate to do the same with his pen. They are utter fools who accept a thing as convincing proof simply because it is in writing." - Maimonides (1135-1204) Spanish Jewish philosopher
"The Church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan (1480-1521) Portuguese explorer
| How's this for serendipity ? I mean, I just laid down my pen after writing about the salutary effect that television shows like South Park, with it's wicked attacks on PC cultural idiocy, have on society. In declaring himself "metro sexual," Howard Dean must be unaware that it's most asshat. | ![]() |
Trust me, you will enjoy"The Left’s near monopoly over the institutions of opinion and information—which long allowed liberal opinion makers to sweep aside ideas and beliefs they disagreed with, as if they were beneath argument—is skidding to a startlingly swift halt."
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Choir teacher: All right, that does it! Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant. Cartman: I wasn’t saying anything about their culture, I was just saying their city smells like ass. |
"Here’s what’s likely to happen in the years ahead. Think of the mainstream liberal media as one sphere and the conservative media as another. The liberal sphere, which less than a decade ago was still the media, is still much bigger than the non-liberal one. But the non-liberal sphere is expanding, encroaching into the liberal sphere, which is both shrinking and breaking up into much smaller sectarian spheres—one for blacks, one for Hispanics, one for feminists, and so on.
"It’s hard to imagine that this development won’t result in a broader national debate—and a more conservative America."
A disabled man was not allowed on a domestic flight in Chile because the pilot thought his artificial hand could be used as a dangerous weapon.
He offered to leave the hand behind but the pilot would still not allow him aboard. The Sydney Morning Herald.
Not so fast, Mr. Bond
This will come as a shock to many of you, but when I was a kid and got sick (as in bedridden sick), mom called the doctor and he came to the house to administer some fixmeups. Nobody had health insurance. Gram and gramps lived into their nineties. So what's this shit about us having the "best health care" in the world today, and who can we blame (besides ourselves)?
You can start with Nixon 

The Journal goes on to name the filthy RINOs who have joined Democrats (E-mail taxes alone would be a gold mine for free-spending politicians across the country. At a Senate hearing on spam in May, Minnesota Democrat Mark Dayton suggested "looking at some very, very small charge for every e-mail sent.") to make the dream of taxing e-mail, and any other damned internet thing, a reality."One of the more enduring Internet hoaxes is the chain letter claiming that the government has an e-mail tax in the works. Well, if Congress doesn't extend the Internet tax moratorium before it expires at the end of this week, the e-mail tax could soon cease to be an urban legend.
"The current moratorium, known as the Internet Tax Freedom Act, prevents taxes on Internet access; double taxation of Web purchases; and discriminatory taxes that treat online sales differently from offline sales. ...
"But all of that will be jeopardized if the tax prohibitions are allowed to expire on Friday. A bill to make the provisions permanent passed the House in September but has stalled in the Senate, where GOP sponsor George Allen of Virginia is being thwarted by a few Republicans who have decided to dress up as tax-and-spend Democrats for Halloween." - WSJ
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Taxing Your E-Mail One of the more enduring Internet hoaxes is the chain letter claiming that the government has an e-mail tax in the works. Well, if Congress doesn't extend the Internet tax moratorium before it expires at the end of this week, the e-mail tax could soon cease to be an urban legend. The current moratorium, known as the Internet Tax Freedom Act, prevents taxes on Internet access; double taxation of Web purchases; and discriminatory taxes that treat online sales differently from offline sales. In effect since 1998, these bans are working just as the bill's original authors, GOP Congressman Chris Cox of California and Democrat Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon, intended: Internet use and electronic commerce are growing rapidly, while the digital divide continues to close. Families making less than $25,000 a year now comprise the fastest-growing segment of the Internet population, according to the Commerce Department. But all of that will be jeopardized if the tax prohibitions are allowed to expire on Friday. A bill to make the provisions permanent passed the House in September but has stalled in the Senate, where GOP sponsor George Allen of Virginia is being thwarted by a few Republicans who have decided to dress up as tax-and-spend Democrats for Halloween. Under pressure from the National Governors Association and others who see a digital cash cow in cyberspace, George Voinovich of Ohio and Lamar Alexander of Tennessee have bucked their President and party leaders by joining Democrats Maria Cantwell of Washington and Kent Conrad of North Dakota in holding up the bill. If these renegades are successful and the ban lapses, watch for the tax man to pounce. "You will double-up the price of plain old Internet access faster than a dog can jump on a meat wagon," predicted Senator Wyden last week. But that's just the beginning. With no law to stop them, state and local officials can start taxing everything from spam filters to instant messages to Google searches. E-mail taxes alone would be a gold mine for free-spending politicians across the country. At a Senate hearing on spam in May, Minnesota Democrat Mark Dayton suggested "looking at some very, very small charge for every e-mail sent." He's not alone. States and cities love the idea, and not just because of the potential for taxing, say, cross-country e-mails. Governors, mayors and county officials are thinking locally, too. A message sent by you to your neighbor per next Saturday's barbecue might easily pass through computer servers located in several of the nation's 7,600 different taxing jurisdictions. "We have heard testimony repeatedly in Congress by representatives of states who wish to use that as a basis for taxation," says Congressman Cox. "The Internet by its architecture is innately susceptible to this type of multiple taxation. And it's because of the tyranny of multiple taxation that we enacted this ban in the first place." Many states still in denial about their spending problems have continued to claim that they are revenue starved. Senator Voinovich, a former Ohio Governor, is being urged by his successor, Bob Taft, to oppose the moratorium on these grounds. This is the same Governor Taft who just raised the sales tax by 20% in Ohio, a state that has seen spending rise 70% over the past 10 years. Mr. Alexander, another former Governor and one of the strongest proponents of Web levies, has been showing up at negotiations accompanied by lobbyists for state and local tax collectors. Their claim is that Internet taxation is a state issue. We're all for federalism, but if an e-mail transaction sent from Nashville to Phoenix via servers in Dallas and St. Louis isn't interstate commerce, then what is? Making the tax moratorium permanent also gives the law a chance to catch up with new technologies. Five years ago wireless and digital subscriber lines (DSL) weren't viable options for accessing the Internet and hence were exempted from the original Internet Tax Freedom Act. Today, both are industry standards and growing as ways of logging on. They should be included in any permanent moratorium. Taxing cable Internet access differently than DSL access distorts competition and could ultimately reduce consumer choice. If a handful of Senators think lots of new taxes on the Internet would be good for the medium and consumers alike, we'd like to see them explain themselves. But that would mean an honest vote, not the current procedural games that would let the moratorium expire and the taxmen cometh without a fight.
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The odds, I think, are much better that Clinton will be the subject of a secret speech, delivered by some future Donk president."Bill Clinton ... may, through the lens of history, go down as one of our greatest presidents, ever." - Alan Colmes , Red, White & Liberal
"The Democrats are getting the tar beat out of them constantly by Limbaugh and Hannity, and they feel they don't have a platform ... There's this conservative mantra that's being jammed down the throats of the American people, and the other side of the story is not being told." - Ed "Smooth Talker" Schultz
- Buy our own network and pay people to listen
- Legislate Conservatives off the air.
- Hire our own silky voiced smooth talker, and have a fund raiser to buy him onto the airwaves.


"The list represents "almost $100 million of NIH grants that we wanted looked into," [T.V.C. executive director] Andrea Lafferty says, "such as studying the sex habits of illegal immigrants ... [and] prostitutes that hang out at truck stops." She calls NIH "a bureaucracy run amok."Wackso had charged that the list could only have been an inside job by right-wingers. Mrs. Lafferty responded that she had compiled the list by her lonesome "Maybe Henry Waxman ought to learn how to use the Internet, since Al Gore invented it." Ouch.
"Rep. Ralph Regula, Ohio Republican and a member of the Appropriations Committee, plans to eliminate projects "earmarked" for Democratic congressional districts in the Labor, Health and Human Services and Education spending bill, reporter Hans Nichols writes.
Mr. Regula seeks to redirect those funds to projects in the districts of vulnerable Republicans.
California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic leader, condemned the potential action as "criminal," while New Jersey Rep. Robert Menendez, chairman of the Democratic Caucus, called it "a clear declaration of war." [Both items from Inside Politics]
In Jerusalem, a female
journalist heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Western
Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. So she went
to check it out. She goes to the Western Wall and there he is!
She watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 50 years."
"50 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Jews and the Arabs. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for our children to grow up in safety and friendship."
"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a
fuckin' wall."

"I haven't really followed Sudanese current events closely since, oh, Gen. Kitchener's victory over the Mahdi at the Battle of Omdurman in 1898. But a recent story from that benighted land happened to catch my eye. Last month mass hysteria apparently swept the capital city, Khartoum, after reports that foreigners were shaking hands with Sudanese men and causing their penises to disappear. One victim, a fabric merchant, told his story to the London Arabic newspaper Al-Quds Al-Arabi. A man from West Africa came into the shop and "shook the store owner's hand powerfully until the owner felt his penis melt into his body."
"I know the feeling. The same thing happened to me after shaking hands with Sen. Clinton. Anyway, as Al-Quds reported, "The store owner became hysterical, and was taken to the hospital." The country's "Chief Criminal Attorney General" Yasser Ahmad Muhammad told the Sudanese daily Al-Rai Al-A'am that "the rumor broke out when one merchant went to another merchant to buy some Karkady [a Sudanese beverage]. Suddenly, the seller felt his penis shriveling." - (MARK STEYN continued)

A lot of big name
stars are unwittingly about to start raising money for Scientology,
thanks to Michael Jackson. What this FOX NEWS
alert does not provide however, are instances where the
same people did something wittingly.

of CBS' 'Reagans'
Targets advertisers of 2-part series
The Port of Miami is refusing to allow a Greenpeace ship to dock, citing it as a security risk. So far, today is stacking up as a "The good guys are winning" day, eh wot? One downer: Port of Miami security forces have yet to open fire on the ship.
"Miss Smith is way cool and a grate teecher"
A Web site that encourages students to rate their teachers has been banned from hundreds of schools across the nation and administrators are saying it's a distraction and an abomination.
One official in Maryland called RateMyTeachers.com “personally and professionally repugnant” and suggested that teachers might have legal recourse against the Internet forum’s operators.
“It’s akin to medieval public flogging,” said Brian Porter, spokesman for the Montgomery County Public Schools, which said the Web site is filtered out automatically by a central Internet firewall, which blocks student access to anything deemed non-instructional or harmful to children. FOX NEWS

Downing Street says it is "mystified" by reports that Tony Blair discussed his health problems several years ago with Bill Clinton.
Mr Blair's spokesman insisted that his irregular heart beat, which caused him to be hospitalised briefly last week, had never happened before.
But ex-US President Clinton was quoted in the Sunday Mirror as saying: "I've known about this for a long time. He told me about it quite a few years ago.
"As soon as I heard what happened, I called to check he was OK. We had a talk and he sounded in good shape." [Story]
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"chokes the Rock Cornish Game Hen," when wife Theresa is away. (Photo AFP) |

Writer Adam Sparks offers readers who, after a bit of introspection following the recall, may actually be closet Americans in denial, or simply don't want to admit it in a public setting, Arnold's Quiz To Determine Political Affiliation. You may link, or take the test here. Good luck, and keep your eyes on your own paper."... in San Francisco, a town that prides itself on its open mindedness and diversity, not a single Republican has been elected to any city, county or local board or any state or federal government offices. When San Francisco says it likes diversity, it really means only variety of skin color, not of ideas. Diversity of ideas is most certainly not appreciated. In San Francisco, liberalism tends to lean to the extreme left. After all, single-party politics have worked well in the former Soviet Union, Yugoslavia and Cuba. That's the P.C. definition of political diversity: one party, one idea -- theirs."
TaxesAdam Sparks is a San Francisco writer. He can be reached at adamstyle@aol.com.You're a Demo if you think the problem is that we're not taxed enough and the rich are not taxed at all. You're a Republican if you think government is taxing everyone too much, particularly the middle class, and that the size of government should be shrinking, not expanding.
The Demos say Republicans want lower taxes only for the rich. Republicans reply that, considering the way the Demos like to tax everything and everybody, they apparently think anyone with a job is rich. Democrats have been demagoguing the myth that the rich don't pay their fair share of taxes. Yet what they don't realize is that, according to figures from the IRS publicized by Rush Limbaugh, the top 50 percent of income earners pay 96 percent of income taxes.
The Democrats have not yet called for taxes on Internet commerce, and not because they don't want to or haven't yet figured out how to. It's simply because it's currently politically unpopular. The Internet community, many members of which are both tech savvy and politically active, would have the politicos' head on a platter in a nanosecond. Republicans want no taxes on Internet commerce and lower taxes in general. They support a flat tax that is both simple and fair.
Regulation
You're a Demo if you want both people and businesses micromanaged and regulated by millions of government bureaucrats sitting in a maze of cubicles in offices far from industry. You're a Republican if you want liberty from intrusive government.
Demos would regulate their mothers if they could. They don't trust companies or people who do their own thing -- they're worried about an Enron-type disaster. They want control.
Republicans want minimum regulation. More regulation means more bureaucracy, more taxes, more paper, more energy consumption and a less hospitable business environment with fewer jobs. Republicans see the tremendous success of the Internet as a perfect example of Adam Smith's "invisible hand" that steadies the economy and creates perfect diversity. With literally no government regulation, the Internet has been the single biggest engine for burgeoning business and for new flourishing social and political communities.
Environmentalism
You're a Demo if think being a good environmentalist means it's OK for California alone to be grinding out some 10,000 new laws each year. You're a Republican and an environmentalist if you think the best way to save the trees and the planet is by having just a part-time state legislature, like Texas', and creating fewer laws each year and repealing others.
Demos want more laws, which requires tons more paper to publish the laws, more bureaucracy to administer them and more litigation to interpret them, not to mention more enforcement activity, all of which consumes more energy.
Republicans want simplicity -- less bureaucracy and less energy consumed. The paper saved from a part-time California state Legislature would be the equivalent of saving enough trees to create 50 new Golden Gate Parks each year while letting the plants and wildlife flourish throughout the state.
Bias
The Gallup Poll just released a survey that reported, "Forty-five percent of Americans believe the news media in this country are too liberal, while only 14 percent say the news media are too conservative." You're a Demo if you're one of the 14 percent who think the mass media is too conservative. You're a Republican if you think the media is too liberal -- or at least not too conservative, much as the rest of Americans do, according to the poll.
Trade Policy
You're a Demo if you think American companies are exploiting Third World nations by employing low-wage workers and you let everyone know that with a bumper sticker plastered on your foreign-made vehicle, the parts of which were all made in Third World countries. You're a Republican if you want the best goods at the lowest price.
Fighting Tyranny
You're a Demo if you think people in Third World nations are often being brutally tortured and are being destroyed by genocide, but you don't actually want to put down your cappuccino long enough to actually do something about it. You think the United Nations, which is made up largely of nations with corrupt dictators, should do this dirty job. And you continue to believe this even though the United Nations has never changed any regimes in its entire 54-year history.
You're a Republican if you believe genocide represents a state of emergency and a crime against humanity and you have both the courage and the conviction to actually do something about it -- even if that means military action.
Affirmative Action
You're a Demo if you think affirmative action is good for everybody in society, but you don't think it should actually apply to your own job prospects or to your own child's admission to UC. You're a Republican if you think perfect equality means merit and hard work should get you a job and a seat in a good university and race should not be a factor.
Education
You're a Demo if you think Christopher Columbus was a white interloper and George Washington should be best known as a slave trader. You're a Republican if you think the U.S. Constitution and American history, taught the traditional way, should be reintroduced to the public-school curriculum in California.
Sexual Abuse
You're a Demo if you think Clinton was just having fun with women and it was time to move on rather than investigate his improprieties but Arnold was a real groper. You're a Republican if you think there's a difference between the president of the United States having sex with an political intern in the White House while his wife is sleeping in the next room and a big Hollywood star flirting on the set.
Purpose of Government
You're a Demo if you think the purpose of government is to find a solution to everyone's problems and to protect you from yourself. Democrats don't want you to smoke in public, pray in public, own firearms, open a door for a woman, tell politically incorrect jokes, spank your children or judge anybody or anything. You're a Republican if you believe the purpose of government is to do only that which private individuals cannot do for themselves: fund schools, roads, police, the military, the courts. Coincidentally, this is precisely what the Founders had proposed in the Constitution.
The Problem with the World Is Us (U.S.)
You're a Demo if you think America is the biggest threat to world peace and we are the world's worst tyrant (the same view Osama bin Laden has). You're a Republican and an optimist if you think we are beacon of liberty and you can connect the dots and understand why millions of immigrants, risking much, come to our shores each year.
Immigration
You're a Demo if you think we should have millions of illegal aliens flooding America, getting driver's licenses and generally enjoying our free medical care and schools, but you also don't know why our schools, hospitals and highways are now overburdened both physically and fiscally. You're a Republican if you believe we are a nation of laws and we should enforce our immigration legislation, that we should allow millions in legally but shouldn't offer governmental benefits to those who came here illegally.
Crime and Punishment
You're a Demo if you think people commit vicious crimes because they're poor and lack self-esteem. Your simple solution is to close the prisons and have the state spend billions on social programs and self-esteem training. In this way, Demos believe crime will be eradicated. You're a Republican if you believe vicious killers, kidnappers, pedophiles and rapists should be either executed or be sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole after just one strike and not three.
Corporations and Unions
You're a Demo if you think big corporations are bad and greedy, but big unions and their bosses are good and have only the welfare of their workers in mind. You're a Republican if you believe the foundation of our economic strength is the balance of the free-market system with a healthy respect for labor and fair collective bargaining.
Families
If you believe all sorts of nontraditional families are equally valid in our society and equally valuable to our children, you're a Demo. If you believe the soaring epidemic of single-parent families is having a debilitating effect on the nation and represents a real national crisis, you're a Republican. Studies show that on the whole, children of single-parent households, when they become adults, earn less, commit more crimes, become drug addicts more readily and are more likely to be welfare dependent than children from nuclear families.
And, notwithstanding the value of truly committed gay households, if you believe the foundation of our society is the loving, stable, healthy family -- with two parents as the goal -- you're a true Republican.
Test Scoring
If you aligned yourself with the Democrats on 8-10 issues, you're a Demo. Don't worry, though -- there's still hope. You can perhaps invite Arnold over to your home for coffee and a consultation. He can slap you into shape both physically and politically by making you give him 10 pushups to lose your flabby tummy and flaccid political perspective.
If you scored Demo on more than 10 items, you should seek counseling immediately and lay off the drugs. If you haven't been taking drugs, start doing so regularly -- anything will help.
However, if you aligned yourself with the Republicans on 8-10 topics, congratulations. If you thought you were a Democrat, you should reregister immediately.
If you scored Republican on more than 10 subjects, you can go directly to a top executive job in Arnold's new administration. You've now proved you're a true-blooded American who not only understands that there is a right and a wrong, but has the brains to know the difference between the two.

When I was a kid my mom let me customize the family Chevy with some decal pin stripe art, and "bullnose it" (remove the hood ornament). This kid's parents must really be cool.

"It seems that every fortnight, Michael Moore, like some early precursor of Jabba the Hut or Latter-Day ambulatory version of Larry Flynt, manages to slurp up another rich greasy gobbet of publicity. He does this by running his time-tested con for enriching himself, the large lie masquerading as “Moore Truth.”
"Leftists and liberals and Democrats throughout the country suck down these lies because they are, by now, addicted to The World According to Michael Moore. Like heroin addicts, they constantly need Moore to feel ‘normal.’ Even more, they need Michael to up the dose by providing ever more outrageous lies for them to skin-pop or mainline. It’s the only way they can get off. And while it is always unsettling and degrading to see a junky getting nasty and oozing while searching for his angry fix, it seems to be a fixed part of our popular culture that we will be exposed to this with distressing frequency as the run-up to the 2004 elections (to be heralded by the release of Moore’s next and even more degrading film).
"Moore’s fans are addicted and as anyone who has known a junkie has learned: “Once the needle goes in, it never comes out.” Moore too is addicted. Addicted to his own fame and to the wealth that it brings him as he pushes ever more potent levels of his junk on his fans. This is not surprising since the pusher and the junk are forever locked in “the algebra of need.”
"But what is surprising is the vitriol poured on Moore by those who see through his con. Let Moore eruct on the political meaning of Chinese Checkers and a thousand blogs and commentators erupt to condemn him. They rail and bluster. They enumerate his lies (and they are legion), and they catalog his sins against rationality -- numberless. They even criticize his films and provide worth to that which is worthless. [Continue Let Moore Be More Moore]

"The oil is not about to run out. In fact, there are more proven reserves today than there were three decades ago. As for drilling in the Alaskan wilderness, there's too little oil there to impact global markets or the price at our pump. Oil independence is unachievable for a country that consumes a quarter of the world's oil but which sits atop barely 3% of the world's reserves. Yet the independence notion is invoked to justify the energy bill's massive subsidies for ethanol, an environmentally unfriendly gasoline additive much favored by corn farmers and the politicians who crave their votes.
"There's far more natural gas left in the world than there is oil. Still, Congress wants to throw tax money at a pipeline to bring Alaska's considerable reserves of gas to the lower 48 states. There's no need. Recent price spikes have already spurred plans for various projects to get liquefied natural gas to America. And if prices actually stay high, the industry will build a pipeline from Alaska without subsidy.
"Similarly contorted arguments -- remember the big Northeastern blackout caused by the supply problem? -- are being used to justify handouts for research into clean coal, liability insurance for nuclear power and tax credits for wind. Never mind that the lights did not go out as the result of a deficit of electrons. Human error, computer glitches and a failure to invest in the grid -- not any lack of electricity supply -- appear to have been the culprits.

" 'We think,' says one insider, 'that Dean's got it wrapped up.' The Bush political team had a good track record predicting challengers. Just over 13 years ago, then-Bush campaign operative Mary Matalin told us that Bill Clinton would be the Dems' pick, even as he faced early scandal questions." - Inside PoliticsDean of course appeals to the Stalinistas who control the party's nomination process, but who have little in common with the mainstream Donk ignorant needed to win a general election. That's why Democratic Party strategists are "terrified" of a Dean candidacy. As the inimitable "Scrappleface" demonstrated, Dean has spent virtually none of the debate talking about solutions, but does lead in the "Where were you when I was filled with loathing and rage for President Bush?" message so precious to Donk activists. Mr. Dean has also remained adamant in keeping "145 crates of records sealed" against investigation (more Déjà Clinton). A medical doctor, perhaps Dean has some (NSFW) "surveillance tapes" floating around ("ala Bill Clinton" ) that would prove to be most embarrassing. It appears that all President Bush needs to do is make sure nobody breaks into Dean's Watergate offices, and he's home free.

Hard-drinking Massachusetts Sen. Ted Kennedy appeared to be so confused on the Senate floor last week that he prompted "audible gasps" from his colleagues by mistakenly voting for two pieces of legislation he was known to oppose - only to have his votes corrected later.
"The Senate chamber was filled with audible gasps last Tuesday when Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, the pro-choice champion, clearly voted 'yes' on final passage of the bill to ban partial-birth abortion," columnist Robert Novak reported Sunday.
Kennedy also botched his vote on Democratic-backed amendment to require partial Iraqi repayment of U.S. reconstruction aid by inadvertently siding with the White House.
The fumble required the intervention of Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle, who had to explain what happened to Kennedy and get him to change his vote. [Story]

We've all seen dozens of photographs like these of dead U.S. soldiers at Omaha Beach. But, did you know that none of these, nor any other pictures of U.S.dead during WW II, were published until 1945? Why? Because wartime morale is so important, and so fragile, that -- even in this, the only foreign war we ever fought that liberals thought was just, it was deemed too damaging. Similarly, Brooklyn born Lord Haw-Haw, who propagandized against his own countrymen, was deemed so damaging that he was hanged at war's end; others were imprisoned. Are we now in a war, or no? Extrapolate.
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"Sending an anonymous love letter or an angry note to your congressman? The U.S. Postal Service will soon know who you are.
"Beginning with bulk or commercial mail, the Postal Service will require "enhanced sender identification" for all discount-rate mailings, according to the notice published in the Oct. 21 Federal Register. The purpose of identifying senders is to provide a more efficient tracking system, but more importantly, to "facilitate investigations into the origin of suspicious mail." - 'Smart stamps' next in war on terrorism
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| [Professional] Anit-war protester Ron Kovic, on whom the VIetnam protest movie 'Born on the Fourth of July' was based, makes a peace symbol during a protest and parade against the Iraq (news - web sites) War on October 25, 2003. Hundreds of people collected in Civic Center Plaza before the parade began. REUTERS/Susan Ragan |
The hallmark of leftists everywhere is the lie. Create it, Learn
it, Repeat it, Live it. So it is that American dickwads descended
on various bastions of ratbastardcommiedom Saturday to hold up signs like this. Why? I
mean, there is no rational human being alive who believes that George
Bush is the worst president ever (hmmm, is this is a counter
protester referring to Clinton? Naw). Oh well, students
from schools like Cal hold up signs at basketball games proclaiming
"We're #1." It makes them feel relevant, even though it will
never be true. There were a lot of old Vietnam era shit heads in
attendance. Note the caption under the Ron Kovic picture. Born
on the Fourth of July' was an Oliver Stone movie. The only
true things in it were 1) Ron Kovic served in Vietnam, and 2) he was
wounded. That's it. The rest of the film is fabricated
-- whoops, I already said it was a Oliver Stone production.
Conjecture from people I know is Kovic's platoon members drew straws to see who could frag him for being an insufferable prick, but that's unproved. It's
fitting he was there today. 
By Michael ReaganRonald Reagan, about to be portrayed as an unfeeling, forgetful conservative, had the biggest heart of any President in America's history so big that CBS had no trouble finding it when they decided to plunge a dagger into it.
The liberal network had the gall to allow a scriptwriter to put words in my father's mouth he never spoke words that pictured him as having no sympathy for AIDS victims.
Now CBS's defenders are trying to excuse the network for its shameful fictionalization of my dad's life by noting that the miniseries "The Reagans" gives him credit for many of the great things he did, such as winning the cold war, but they cannot gloss over the fact that the Ronald Reagan shown in the miniseries is not the real Ronald Reagan.
They want to talk about his forgetfulness, but he never forgot the people of this country. He gave us all a tax break, created tens of thousands of jobs, and restored our faith in ourselves. He never forgot the hostages in Iran who were freed the day that he was sworn in as president.
He never forgot the suffering people behind the Iron Curtain, living in squalor and poverty and under the gun for all those many years and he did everything he could to free them.
And he never forgot who he was, and where he had come from. He remembered being poor. He remembered struggling.
The important things he needed to know he never forgot.
On the day he took office, right after he was told that the hostages in Iran had been freed, he called former President Carter and told him, "You're the one who did the work, you're the one that did so much to free those hostages. You are the one who should get the credit." And he gave the former president Air Force One and sent him to Germany to welcome the hostages. That was the heart of Ronald Reagan. That story, like so many others, was never told because my Dad didn't trumpet his good deeds.
The miniseries won't tell you the whole story about my dad's visit to Japan when he learned that on the 747 jet he was traveling only the first class section would be occupied. He went out and got families of service men and women serving in Japan and filled up the back of the plane with them so they could visit their loved ones they hadn't seen for over a year. They won't tell you how he took them to Japan and brought them back home on the plane without it costing them one cent. That was also the heart of Ronald Reagan.
There are so many stories you don't hear from the people who are hateful, the people who are spiteful, the people who are jealous, the people who never liked Ronald Reagan. In a column last July I wrote that CBS was planning to produce a miniseries on my father, and noted that while I hadn't seen the script, I understood it had been leaked around Hollywood and was anything but friendly to my dad.
After all, Hollywood has never warmed up to him, even when he went to bat for actors as president of the Screen Actor's Guild and won them the right to get residual payments when their movies were rerun a right he refused to give to himself because he thought that this would be a conflict of interest. So his movies alone are exempt from residuals. They also forgot that they elected him president of the Guild nine times.
Moreover, not once ever did Hollywood even think about giving my dad an award in recognition of his many services to the film industry and the people who work in it. So I wouldn't expect them to do a positive miniseries about somebody who gave them residuals so they could take the summers off.
And they also forgot to go to the people who knew him best his family. Nobody at CBS came near any of us. They were probably afraid we'd tell the truth about the heart of Ronald Reagan and that would have spoiled their plans to show him as they wanted to see him and not as he was, a wonderful caring human being and one of the greatest and kindest men ever to serve as President of the United States.
Mike Reagan, the eldest son of
President Ronald Reagan, is heard on more than 200 talk radio stations
nationally as part of the Premiere Radio Network. Comments to mereagan@hotmail.com.

"I went to see a movie this week: "The Runaway Jury." By looking at the average reviews and trailers, it promised to be exciting and suspenseful. It would have been, if it weren't for the context of the film.
"The movie begins with a man and many of his co-workers being gunned down by a former employee. Years later, his wife sues the manufacturer that created the gun that killed her husband.
"First things first: the attorney, Wendell Rohr (Dustin Hoffman), and his client happen to be compassionate, nice, emotional humans. The defendants are evil, mean, rich, white males – they have no compassion and their only drive is money." - Review con't

I know what you're probably thinking. "That ratbastard Howard Dean has reached a new low by airing footage of Dennis Kucinich with his arm around Ed Asner." You'd be wrong.
"The Los Angeles City Council voted unanimously Friday to make it illegal to urinate or defecate in public, a step many said was necessary to curb a growing problem of human waste on city streets." - L.A.TimesLos Angolans like being on the cutting edge, don't they? But, wait. The usual suspects are outraged. "Criminalizing the behavior of people utilizing their bodily functions is appalling," said Bilal Ali, a member of the Los Angeles Community Action Network.Baba Yaba is concerned about the city's bum population, but a member of the anti-defecation league counters, "people seem to be relieving themselves outdoors, even in areas such as Venice Beach, where clean public toilets abound." I guess L.A. really is the new New York. Only more. All kidding aside, let them piss on on Barbra Streisand's lawn; she won't care. |
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I have refrained from joining the Terri Schiavo fray, but this is over the top. Tony Auth deserves a horse whipping (yes, with a real horse whip, but with nails on the end so it removes large chunks of meat with each lash). What a piece of liberal shit, and that's as low as I can count.


Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well,God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

I was thinking out loud (down here) about citizen's arrest, and Dfenstrate pointed me to this. Ay Carumba.

Now that college football season is blessedly over, let's get on with hoops. Will Rudy Gay choose the Terps? I say, yes. But, if not, who needs him?

"[Former Vermont Gov. Howie] Dean was the only presidential aspirant invited to the weekend gathering, which also featured former President Bill Clinton. "This wasn't about getting them all together, this was about mapping out strategy for 2004, and as far as we are concerned, Dean is our guy," says an SEIU Local 1199 member. "You see Clinton and then you see Dean and they both have that same vibe." Prowly
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Fair and Balanced? In polite company, it is now well known that the Fox slogan "fair and balanced" is not to be uttered unless accompanied by a knowing roll of the eyes or some ironic inflection of the voice. But judging from an education initiative offered by WNET New York, public television has fairness issues of its own. And they make Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes look positively mainstream. The exhibit here is "Human Rights 101." A "multimedia human rights initiative" aimed at students, it was launched earlier this month by WNET's Educational Resources Center. The package offers kids "insight into such complex topics such as tolerance, racism, women's rights, refugees, and religious freedom," with the goal of leaving them "equipped for life with knowledge that will help them effect change." On one thing we agree: These are indeed "complex topics." But a review of the listed human-rights organizations yields little hint of complexity. To the contrary, with the exception of Freedom House, the resources students will find here are pretty much those you might expect to be given by, well, the Democratic National Committee. That might not be surprising: WNET is the same station that a few years back was embarrassed when it was found swapping mailing lists with the DNC and a host of other, mainly Democratic groups. Human Rights 101 evinces similar ideological predilections. A student who clicks onto Environmental Defense will find out how to oppose drilling in the Arctic. The American Friends Service Committee lists a "press availability" for explaining how "Bush's Arm-twisting Victories in Congress and U.N. Will Deepen Quagmire in Iraq, Budget Crisis at Home." Equality Now, dedicated to women's rights, cites a "global campaign against sexual exploitation of women by US military forces in South Korea and around the world." Madre, another women's group, is today hosting "the Patriot Act Un-birthday Bash." And so it goes down the line, on everything from abortion to globalization. If you believe that there may be other sides to these issues, you certainly won't learn where to find them from this list. On religious freedom, for example, where is the Acton Institute for Religious Liberty or the Becket Fund or even the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom? On trade and globalization, wouldn't students benefit hearing from, say, the Cato Institute, or seeing a reference to The Wall Street Journal/Heritage Foundation annual Index of Economic Freedom, which underscores the critical role of free markets and property rights for poor people in developing nations? The same gaping hole runs through almost every issue. On the environment, where's PERC, the Montana-based green group dedicated to private stewardship? And what about Chuck Colson's Prison Fellowship, which has done yeoman's work on behalf of prisoner rights and rehabilitation? Come to think of it, though the Web site for Human Rights 101 includes virtually every United Nations rights declaration, what about steering American students to something really radical: say, a discourse about James Madison and the Bill of Rights? Remember, the people who think this WNET list provides an objective overview of the subject are the same people who can't keep their brie down when the subject turns to the conservative domination of Fox News or talk radio. But whatever the direction private broadcasters may take, they at least do it on their own dime. With the General Accounting Office now in the midst of the first review of funding for public broadcasting in nearly two decades, that's something Congress might want to consider before cutting its next check. Tony & TackyViva la difference? Apparently women can get away with cheesy pickup lines that would sink a man. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that an experiment conducted by University of Louisville psychologist Michael Cunningham found that while men had a 50/50 chance with a direct approach, their odds fell to 20% when they resorted to clichéd come-ons such as "haven't we met before?" By contrast, women who approached men enjoyed a 90% success rate regardless of what they said. As Prof. Cunningham concluded: "Men are still not hit on nearly as much as they want." Ouch! The Chicago Sun-Times reports that an arbitrator has ruled that Chicago taxpayers must fork over $136,036 in disability benefits to a Streets and Sanitation worker who is charged with a brutal assault while on leave with what he said were severe hand injuries. Jan Pruchnicki faces trial for breaking down the door of the apartment of his daughter's ex-boyfriend, throwing him to the couch and beating him unconscious with his fists -- at a time when he claimed he couldn't work because of bilateral carpal tunnel syndrome. Mr. Pruchnicki's attorney told the paper that his client "at no time engaged in an activity inconsistent with his claim or disability."
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"We'll wait to see if there are terrorists hiding behind those blue smocks, or merely striving Mexicans working for $10 an hour. But we already know the case will demonstrate once again the need to fix our immigration laws."The few strands of ratbastardcommie DNA I carry in my genetic make-up are screaming, "Up against the wall Capitalist pigs!" Sheesh. The Journal's solution is to promote legislation by "Three Arizona Republicans -- Representatives Jeff Flake and Jim Kolbe and Senator John McCain -- ... the Border and Immigration Improvement Act." Among other things, it will give "illegals already here a way to apply for legal status, but requires them to pay a fine for breaking the law."

Maryland Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich Jr. has signed
legislation establishing a task force to study whether to allow
illegal immigrants to obtain driver's licenses.
Maryland Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich Jr. has
signed legislation establishing a task force to study whether to allow illegal
immigrants to obtain driver's licenses.
WTF? I'd like to think that Bob is being crafty. You know, entice illegal aliens living in Maryland to the DMV, with the promise of de facto citizenship that a driver's license carries, then nab and deport 'em on the next plane to Lybia (or Labia, as my spell checker insists). Why else would a "task force" be required for such a no brainer? We know that's not the case though, don't we? Rudy Weitz feels the same way. He lives in Alexandria, VA, and brought this item to the attention of the Washington Post:
"The task force should keep in mind that Title 8, Section 1324, of the U.S. Code states in part, "Any person who . . . encourages or induces an alien to come to, enter or reside in the United States, knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such coming to, entry or residence is or will be in violation of law . . . shall be punish[ed]" according to provisions set out in the code."Now, I'm off to find the statute on citizen arrest.

"The pupils were taken to the Royal Berkshire Hospital in Reading. All six have subsequently been discharged and are not expected to suffer any ill-effects." - Schoolboys take Viagra in lunchbreak

It's Just Not Safe to Vote Democratic."The single most important matter to me, and one that should be to the whole United States, is terrorism, security of the country, security of the homeland, standing up to those who want to destroy us, and he's doing that better than Gore would have, and I don't know anyone who would do it as well at this moment in the Democratic party." - Former New York City Mayor, and Democrat,Ed Koch
Democrats - "Go to hell America.""Once upon a time, the most successful Democratic leader of them all, FDR, looked south and said, 'I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill clad, ill nourished.' Today our national Democratic leaders look south and say, 'I see one-third of a nation and it can go to hell.' " United States Sen. Zell Miller, Democrat, GA.
Democrat leadership is non existentDemocrats "fumbled the seminal moment of our lives - the terrorist attacks of 9/11 .. [amd] "have failed to approach the problem with the urgency or comprehensiveness that it demands." [President] "Bush exemplified leadership at a time when America was desperate for a leader." Former Clinton federal housing secretary, Andrew Cuomo (D NY),

From some of the wording in news accounts of yesterday's Senate vote on abortion, you might not have known it was about banning a procedure in which a live fetus is partially pulled from the womb before its skull is punctured and its brains sucked out. This is commonly referred to as "Partial-Birth Abortion"
But ABC's Peter Jennings called it -- "a certain abortion procedure."
The AP called it "a type of middle and late-term abortion."
CBS called it -- "the procedure generally performed between the 18th and 24th weeks of a pregnancy."
Today's Washington Post calls it a -- "abortion procedure" in a headline and then refers to it as -- "what abortion foes call a 'partial-birth' procedure."
The New York Times refers to it as a -- "type of abortion" and then refers to a partial birth method. - BRIT HUME


Last Night South Park took on the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" phenomenon. South Park men (including the kids) try to out do each other being "Metro Sexual." - adopting the gay culture. Even Mr. Garrison (South Park's gay school teacher) is upset that straight guys have hijacked his persona ("If straight people are gonna steal our culture, then us REAL gays are just gonna have to step it up a notch!" ).
The women folk finally have enough, and travel to New York where they kill the 'Queer Eyes' for ruining their lives. It turns out the 'Queer Eye' guys are actually 'Crab People' who are fiendishly turning American men into wusses so they can take over. I love that show.
"To rally around the president during a time of war is not in the American tradition" -- Arthur Schlesinger Jr., speaking at Northwestern Univ.
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The Man and the Message By ROBERT D. MCTEER JR. I'm not a movie star. Lord knows, I'm no bodybuilder. No matter. I've discovered I have a kinship with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger. We're both devotees of economist Milton Friedman, champion of free enterprise and economic freedom. Before winning the recent California recall vote, Gov. Schwarzenegger wrote1 in The Wall Street Journal that Mr. Friedman and Adam Smith are his economic beacons. He gives his friends Mr. Friedman's classic, "Free to Choose," for Christmas. Mr. Friedman has been on my mind lately because the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas will pay homage to the Nobel laureate's life and work today and tomorrow, with a conference titled "Free to Choose: Economic Liberalism at the Turn of the 21st Century." Mr. Friedman and wife Rose, his collaborator, will attend.
Gov. Schwarzenegger confirmed what we at the Dallas Fed have come to believe: Mr. Friedman's message of economic freedom is more compelling and relevant than ever in an era of high economic transition, rapid technological change, and globalization. Shortly after becoming president of the Dallas Fed, I wrote Mr. Friedman with a monetary policy question, and he was very generous with his time, as he has been on several occasions since. There's always a lot to gain in Mr. Friedman's wealth of wisdom -- not just for central bankers like myself but for all Americans. Mr. Friedman's famous maxim about the impossibility of free lunches, for example, reminds us that there are costs and trade-offs in everything we do, and we should look at what the alternatives are and who picks up the tab. Mr. Friedman recognized the power of free enterprise to create wealth and jobs, while warning that what Gov. Schwarzenegger calls "the heavy fist of government" will bring nothing but stagnation. On the academic side, Mr. Friedman forged a consensus for a monetary policy to stabilize prices and keep inflation low. Most important, Mr. Friedman made economics a moral matter as well as one of productivity, jobs and growth. Economic freedom, he tells us, is every bit as precious as the other freedoms we hold dear. I don't know how Arnold Schwarzenegger will fare meeting California's challenges. But I'm convinced he's gone into the battle with the right armor -- the ideas of Milton Friedman. Mr. McTeer is president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas.
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Based on interviews conducted with 205 African-Americans, Gallup found Sharpton, president and founder of the New York-based National Action Network, easily leading the Democratic field with 22 percent – nine points ahead of the runner-up, retired Army Gen. Wesley Clark." - National Newspaper Publishers Association.
| Franken,
Streisand to Play Clintons in CBS 'Biopic'
(2003-10-21) -- In a surprise announcement today, CBS
Chairman Les Moonves said his network's movie "The Reagans" will be
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Someday this could happen again. You'll be damned happy you squirreled this away when that day comes. Just don't tell where you got it.
WHAT IF DEAR ABBEY WAS A MAN?
Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Fore play to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for fore play. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking Him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abbey, My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
"The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites." - She
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If you want to demonize someone, you can't do better than Hitler, Lenin, Stalin or Ralph Neas, but these anti-Bush people NEVER go with anyone but Hitler. Why do you suppose that is?
"It's yet more evidence, as if it were needed, that people in 'Hollyweird' live in a cellophane, enclosed, hermetically sealed bubble" Michael MedvedMedved was talking about CBS' upcoming flight of fancy, "The Reagans," but here's more. What more could Holiday movie goers ask for than the delightful Will Farrell in a Christmas story about an ELF? Well, a movie without Joe Stalin playing Santa would be nice. When I saw the trailer for this movie last month, it prominently touted Ed Asner in his role as Santa. What were they thinking? Since it's impossible that New Line Cinema isn't aware of the enmity in which Asner is held by regular Americans, the decision can only be a calculated stick in the eye. "Your kids will demand to see it, and there's nothing you can do about it." Television promotion for ELF, which began yesterday, does not mention Asner. Pricks.

"The one man who can clear this up is Mansoor Ijaz, a millionaire Manhattan businessman who acted as a go-between for the Clinton White House with various Muslim officials, including the Sudanese. In practice, Mr. Ijaz is a citizen diplomat, using his own resources and connections to try to help the United States approach Muslim leaders, and vice versa. During the Clinton years, he was the administration's main connection to the American Muslim community. He is not a partisan Republican crank with an ax to grind. He contributed or raised $900,000 for Democratic campaigns and was a recognized "Friend of Bill," an insider. Hillary Clinton's birthday celebration was held at Mr. Ijaz's Manhattan apartment in 1999."But, wait; there's more !

"Can you believe this Kennedy guy? President Bush has thrown more federal money at education than any conservative can tolerate. There's just no working with these liberal senators. The new tone is a one-way proposition to which congressional Democrats are willingly tone deaf.
"Liberals say their hatred for Bush is mainly directed at his Iraq policy and his tax cuts, but their rage against him greatly preceded his implementation of those policies.
"Indeed, it's the other way around. They distrust him on Iraq because they can't stand him."

Let's see how up on current events you are. Which Donk wrote the
book from which these quotes were gleaned? I know who you said,
and you are wrong. Rollover for answer. Which goes to prove the
old adage, "Hell hath no fury like a Liberal fucked over by the
Clintons." - [New York Post
story]

Still, a bill that "would put Congress on record as encouraging colleges and universities to be neutral when it comes to politics," sounds like one of those Liberal "feel good" deals. Useless. If Mr. Kingston was serious, his bill would have some teeth. "Loss of tenure,""horsewhipped," and "buckshot" should appear in the legislation."Joe Jones, [is] a Marietta native who is a senior at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
"Jones said that last year, the UNC student organization that reviews charters told a Christian student group in which he was active that it might lose its funding because its charter requires members to be Christians."
It's always refreshing when somebody with a conscience emerges from the liberal muck and says, "Yes, we have become little more than foul canker blossoms." Like here, and, here. As a special treat, compare the anguish with which the Washington Post and SanFranChron scarcely acknowledge the latter story. Ain't they cute?
This can mean just one thing. Pricks from the plaintiff's bar, and their Democrat allies, are about to go on the offensive. But against who? Campbell's Pork & Beans? Cabbage growers? Go ahead, pull Condy's finger, I dares ya.


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


"We're going to know a lot more about millions of people than we did two or three years ago," says a DNC fund raiser. "This has been Terry [McAuliffe]'s big project. We've spent millions to get this kind of database up and running. What we do with it, who knows?""We've spent millions ... " Well, yeah, millions of taxpayer dollars. Gee, for people who also spent most of the past two years railing about perceived privacy violations by the DOJ, and whose cornerstone tenet is the "right to privacy" in the bedroom, isn't this strange behavior? Does anybody care? Peter? Wally? Dan? Hello?
Some privacy advocates, particularly those who have railed for years about FBI and health care databases that track U.S. citizenry, have been silent on the DNC database front, in part, because the DNC may be willing to sell its database to generally friendly organizations. Such sales might make up some of the cost of putting the lists together.


A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time." "You miss me that much?" she asks. "No," he says, "But it kept me from finishing too fast."
1. SET UP "STRAWMAN" ARGUMENTS.A FINAL WORD
One of the best ways to win the day against a conservative and sow confusion is to set up a "Strawman" argument.
A "Strawman" argument is when you attempt to place the blame for the situation on a target that is not really to blame but is easy and convenient.
Example: One of the best strawman arguments of recent times is the one blaming Ronald Reagan for the outrageous deficits of the 1980's. (Of course, we know that it was really the Democrat controlled Congress that opened up the purse, but ... THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT!.) If you keep saying that your strawman is to blame and say it loud enough and long enough most people will begin to accept it as true.
2. CREATE CONFUSION.
This technique can drive the calmest conservative into a sputtering rage!!
If your foe is arguing about the budget and even mentions something like the military or education (it really doesn't matter) jump on it and start talking about that! If he calls you on it, ask him why he is afraid to talk about it? Start in on him. Don't let him get you back to the original topic. You must control the flow of the debate. You must set the guidelines (in your favor, of course).
If at some point it looks like he is getting to a valid truth, change the topic back to the original subject and accuse him of changing it to create confusion.
3. NAME CALLING AS A WEAPON
One of the classic devices that we "liberals" have used artfully for a long time is the "ad hominum" attack, i.e. "name calling".
One of the current favorite bad names is to call any conservative "mean-spirited". What does it mean? Who knows, who cares? It sounds bad, that's good enough. If your foe even mentions in passing anyone who could be considered a "minority", even it a positive way, that is the time to start calling him "bigot", "racist", "homophobe", "sexist", etc. (you already know the list of hot button words, I'm sure). Just make sure you call him those names with obvious outrage. Try to get the audience involved.
Another good word to call out is "judgemental" If your enemy states an opinion scream back that he or she is "being judgemental". Of course, your calling them "Judgemental" is in itself being judgemental. Don't worry about it. If they point this out, move onto one of the other tactics outlined here.
4. PHYSICALLY DISRUPT THE SCENE IF YOU LOSE GROUND.
If, for some reason, your opponent starts to make points (get the truth across) and you are unable to stop him verbally - stop him physically.
Of course, you never go into a public debate alone (See #6). Have a prearranged signal (I always like to use slamming my fist on the table) that tells your flaks to stand up and start yelling. Have them scream at your enemy to stop him from continuing. If he also has supporters in the house have your people start a fistfight. A good brawl will stop the debate and give you the opportunity to later publicly blame the other side for starting the violence.
5. MAKE UP STATS TO SUPPORT YOUR ARGUMENT.
Most people are impressed by statistics. If it sounds like it comes from an official record it must be true, right? Yeah, sure. Nobody ever goes back and checks the validity of any statistics. So, if you need some figures to support your argument ... make them up! They'll never catch you. I have turned hostile crowds around and utterly destroyed opponents by laying out facts and figures from totally nonexistent "official government reports".
This can also be done with quotes, but it is a bit trickier. Don't quote FDR as saying that "Hitler was a swell guy". Not even the most thickheaded prole would believe that. It should seem at least plausible.
I once quoted President Kennedy as saying that he "wouldn't be upset" if Cuba stayed "Red" as long as U.S. business interests could set up shop again. My opponent went nuts! He demanded to know the source of the quote. I ruffled through my notes and said that it came from "a transcript of an oval office conversation dated 6/3/63 that is publicly available at the Kennedy Library." Then I laughed at him and suggested that he "do his homework". The crowd loved it and the debate was, for all intents and purposes, over. Of course, JFK never said any such thing, but because he was a Capitalist he might have said it.
6. STACK THE AUDIENCE WITH YOUR SUPPORTERS.
You must think like a wolf. Be voracious. Be clever. Be bloodthirsty and never hunt alone.
Wolves hunt and kill in packs. So must you hunt and kill. If you are in a public debate with a Conservative (or anyone not a loyal Comrade) stack the house with likeminded brothers and sisters. They can give you moral support and can be used as an offensive weapon or in your defense if things go badly (see #4).
Rehearse your people. Drill them and then use them! The sheep in the crowd won't catch on and you can mobilize the fools sitting on the fence into jumping onto your side with verbal support and hopefully some cash.
7. ASK LOADED AND CONFUSING QUESTIONS.
Most people lack self-confidence. They doubt themselves. They are insecure in their own intelligence and strength. They are afraid most of the time. If they don't understand something they assume it is their fault. Use this doubt and fear against them.
There is an old adage that goes, "If you can't dazzle 'em with your footwork, baffle 'em with your bullshit".
If you are asked a direct question, answer it with another question. When you ask that a question make it so convoluted and complex that no sensible answer can be made. Or, if the fool tries to answer it, you can pick it apart by saying that his answer is just bureaucratic gobbledygook and just another example of the Establishment trying to confuse the People with lies and obfuscation.
Asking "loaded" questions is an excellent disruptive ploy. With a "loaded" question no matter what answer your enemy gives he looks bad. "When did you stop beating your wife?", "How much longer must the people of this country put up with a racist, sexist (or whatever) government and Society?" "Don't people have a right to decent, affordable housing?" [ Technically and legally, of course, there is no such right.] If the fool answers this last question "yes" then hammer him as to why there is so much poor, substandard housing and what have you done with all the money you have taken from the workers?. If he answers "no" (the correct and true reply) Call him a heartless, racist and mean spirited bastard. Either way you've got him by the nuts.
8. LAUGH AT YOUR OPPONENTS.
As stated in #7, "Most people lack self-confidence". One facet of this is that they can't stand being laughed at. It hurts them and confuses them. Good! It also creates a negative public image of them. Even better!
In 1948 Thomas E. Dewey was the Republican candidate for President. He was the heavy favorite to defeat Harry Truman. He was very able and qualified, but he was the enemy.
Dewey had a small mustache and had a rather stiff and formal demeanor. One night, late in the campaign, a nationally broadcast radio commentator said that Dewey reminded him of the little statue of the groom that sits on top of a wedding cake. The image that it created in the Public's mind was so absurd that, virtually overnight, Dewey's poll numbers plummeted and Truman blew him away in the election. People just could not vote for anyone who made them laugh every time they saw his face.
The same type of thing happened with Dan Quayle. Our partners in the Press have destroyed the political career of Mr. Quayle. They have made him, through disinformation and/or complete fabrication, a national laughingstock.
Remember the "potatoe" incident? Quayle was ridiculed mercilessly for ostensibly misspelling the word "potato" as "potatoe". Of course, either spelling is correct, but who cares?
Another time the media quoted Quayle as speaking at a United Negro College Fund banquet and mangling their motto by saying "It is a terrible thing to lose one's mind". The nation roared. The only thing that the masses of sheep never noticed or were never told was that it was actually Al Gore (our VP) who said it and not Dan Quayle. No videotape of this gaffe ever made it on air. Protests were actively ignored and quashed so that the truth never got out.
(An aside: Al Gore is a problem for us. He looks good and follows orders, but he is one stupid son of a bitch. That makes him dangerous.)
In a public debate, laugh at your opponent. Ridicule his looks, his clothes or whatever is obvious. Try to make him appear ludicrous to the audience. The Pie throwers are an inspired lot. They understand the power of an absurd image.
If you can get the crowd to laugh at the enemy he is neutralized - no matter who he is. No matter how qualified or knowledgeable he is. He is dog meat.
9.CLAIM VICTIM STATUS FOR YOURSELF.
In the last 25 years the United States has fallen in love with the "Victim".
The best way to get something for nothing has become to say that you are a "Victim". Of course, given that you are a "Victim" it logically follows that something or someone is the denoted "Victimizer" For our purposes it is better that the Victimizer be an identifiable person or group. "Somethings" are harder to effectively vilify and things don't have assets that can be easily extorted in litigation.
Claiming Victim status in a debate makes it difficult for any opponent to rebut your argument. Any attack can then be painted as being: 1. Blaming the Victim 2. Calling them "Stupid" or "Heartless" or using the timeless cliche, "You just don't get it." 3. "the Establishment oppressing the poor." The list of ploys is well known.
Victimhood also sways Public Opinion. The American sheep will believe anything, no matter how crazy, if the person saying it is a self-proclaimed Victim.
An example: Our President Clinton who, while a highly disciplined activist and apparatchik, just can't keep his dick in his pants. His poll numbers rose when he claimed that he was a Victim and therefore not to be blamed for his actions. His story was that his behavior was to be excused because his Mother and Grandmother loved him too deeply and fought over him. OK, sure.
No matter how you look at it his claim is pure nonsense, but that is the beauty of being a Victim. Nonsense is accepted as Sense. Illogic is accepted as Logic. Lies are accepted as Truth.
You see, to disagree with the claims of a Victim is seen as cruel, mean spirited and "extremist hate speech".
Victimhood hands you a very broad and heavily tarred brush with which to paint your enemy.
Finding your Victimhood is a snap. Quite literally, you can use anything about you that anyone might not like; Sex, Age, Race, Sexual Orientation, Religion, Political Affiliation, Level of education, Size, Ethnicity, Health Status, Financial Well-being, What you drive (or don't drive), the food you eat. You get the idea. Pick a card, any card. Why you are a Victim is unimportant, only your status as a Victim carries weight.
Remember: Everything is Political, use Everything.
10.STATE CONJECTURE AS FACT.
State conjecture as fact. Blur the line between opinion and truth. The best example of this I have ever seen is the furor over "Global Warming".
Incredible gains in spreading centralized control over many aspects of Society have come as a result of our fear mongering about "Global Warming".
Hard, objective science shows that there is zero evidence of any kind of "Global Warming". The facts actually point to a mild cooling over the last 300 years. These are the facts, but the operative reality is that "Global Warming is a horrible crisis that must be dealt with".
Our people in the Government and Media have promulgated the crisis using partial data, psuedoscientists offering half-baked opinions as hard truth and "What If..." terrorism. Sheep believe it all.
The "Ozone Hole" is another good example of conjecture as fact. There is no hole and never has been. The ozone layer over the polar regions is naturally thinner than elsewhere around the planet. Ever since science discovered this layer (in the 1950's) it has been noted that the thickness of the layer fluctuates from year to year. There has never been a complete disappearance of the layer... No "Hole". However, in the newspapers there is a hole. On TV there is a hole. In the halls of Government there is a hole. Therefore, people believe that there is a hole. Scare tactics are very effective. Ain't it great?
To be able to wield the power of the "scare tactic" you must become proficient and comfortable at stating half-truths, junk science, confusing statistics and flat-out lies as Gospel Truth.
It is said that "The Truth will set you free". Well, it is up to you to determine what the "Truth" is. Done well, it will set us all on the road to Power and Domination over the masses of sheep in this country.
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Tom Daschle Is the NRA President Bush has talked a lot about tort reform, but so far Congress has delivered precious little legislation for him to sign. That's mostly due to the opposition of Senate Democrats, who are wary of upsetting their plaintiffs' bar financiers. So it's certainly news that Minority Leader Tom Daschle recently decided to support the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act, a bill that will limit liability for gun manufacturers. Perhaps Mr. Daschle has seen the light and concluded that it's wrong for Smith & Wesson to be held responsible for high homicide rates on the South Side of Chicago. But our guess is that the explanation is much more pragmatic. Mr. Daschle has seen the writing on the wall: Gun control, which was less about safety than about scaring suburbanites into voting for Democrats, is a political loser. After the Gingrich revolution in 1994, Bill Clinton said the assault weapon ban angered gun owners enough to cost his party more than 20 seats. In 2000, the issue helped Al Gore lose his home state of Tennessee, among other traditionally Democratic rural states. The ban will expire next year, and no one's making much of a fuss. Howard Dean, the liberal Democratic Presidential front-runner, is now actively campaigning against gun control. Turning back the tort bar is no mean feat, and the National Rifle Association, one of Washington's most effective interest groups, deserves much of the credit. Since opening its lobbying arm in 1975, the NRA has been tireless in alerting members that their Second Amendment rights were in danger unless they mounted a vigorous political campaign to defend those rights. Candidates fear the NRA at election time. If others in the business community -- physicians, manufacturers, fast-food distributors -- wish to gird against costly frivolous litigation, they might consider stealing a page or two from the NRA's political playbook.
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Gerald Amirault's Day The end of Gerald Amirault's long struggle for freedom is in sight. A Massachusetts parole board saw to that with a unanimous decision on Friday granting his petition for release -- officially set to occur at the end of April. It was a joyous day for this prisoner of the commonwealth of Massachusetts, behind bars since his conviction, in 1986, as a molester of nursery school children in a case based on bogus testimony dragged from browbeaten child witnesses. It was an exultant day too for his family, which has kept its hopes up despite years of having them dashed. Mr. Amirault's freedom could have been derailed by one factor of consequence to Department of Corrections parole boards -- namely the prisoner's refusal to agree that he was guilty. Like his mother and sister, who were also wrongly accused but were released earlier, Mr. Amirault refused to attend sex offender classes despite what it could cost him. They refused to do anything that would suggest there was any merit to the charges against them. It no doubt helped that two of the three members of the parole board had also served on the Governor's Board of Pardons, which had earlier commuted Mr. Amirault's sentence, only to be overruled by former Governor Jane Swift, who was then hopelessly scrambling to win re-election. The pair were also among the signers of a statement that there were "real and substantial doubts" about the merits of the Amirault prosecutions. By now, too, the recognition that this prosecution -- and other child abuse cases like it around the country -- was built on concocted testimony has become widespread. So widespread that it is now the sort of thing studied in colleges and universities. The 49-year-old Mr. Amirault is about to finish his liberal arts degree in prison. Not long ago he had the surprising experience of opening a sociology textbook, and finding there -- in a list of hysteria-driven prosecutions -- the Amirault case. Things have certainly come far since the day he was carted off to do 30-40 years, a despised cast-off from society. DOW JONES REPRINTS The parole board noted Friday that Mr. Amirault had been convicted of serious crimes and served 17 years -- and that this was surely enough to satisfy justice. In fact, justice would have been better served had this prosecution never been brought, and if the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts had not repeatedly and blatantly upheld the prosecutors even in the face of overwhelming, documented evidence that the testimony had been manufactured. No less than three criminal court judges who knew the case had called for the Amiraults' convictions to be reversed. Justice would have been served if Violet Amirault, the proud principal of Fells Acres Day School, still headed the most esteemed nursery school in Malden, Massachusetts. Amid the rejoicing on Friday, there was no lack of awareness of the possibility that something might yet go wrong. Under Massachusetts law, Middlesex County District Attorney Martha Coakley could still try to have Mr. Amirault committed, parole notwithstanding, as a Sexually Dangerous Person. Someone so classified is required to live in a treatment facility for sex offenders until the state deems that person may go free. Fortunately, the chances that Ms. Coakley will do so appear to be slim. The six months left until April 30 aren't much of a wait to a man already imprisoned 17 years -- although, if the DA officially declares she has no intention of trying to commit him as sexually dangerous, the wait could be much shorter. Gerald Amirault could then conceivably be home for Christmas with the wife and now grown children who have kept so long and faithful a vigil.
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"Hillary Clinton has this marvelous ability to navigate between two camps without alienating people."WTF? Now, understand that I was surfing around in a desperate attempt to escape the horror of the Redskin game, and was thus somewhat mentally distressed. But, what in God's name could Ms. Collins have been referring to? Hillary Clinton is the most devisive bitch in American history. Gail continued.
"All future women will owe Hillary Clinton a debt of gratitude for what she has bequeathed us."WTF? See what I mean about parallel universe? We need to find and nuke it. Sheesh.

This is by way of a reminder that we're hanging Madeleine Albright tomorrow at noon. For her last meal, she requested "anything French."

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all the beauty and power that surrounded him. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. As he turned to look, he saw a seven foot grizzly charge towards him.(continued at The Lopsided Poopdeck

A
blonde calls her Boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."
He asks,"What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for
a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of
all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box." - Cuzzin Ricky
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According to the U.S. Census Bureau, there were 270 million Americans in October of this, the 6th year of Clinton. Some rough extrapolation of election results, polls, and gut feelings lead me to the following estimates (I'm good at estimating, always coming within $5.00 of our tab at the Price Club checkout). Hate, then, is Bill Clinton's legacy. Sure, Ronald Reagan was loathed by that same 28% - but at the comparable point in his administration (1986) they numbered just 67,2000,000 souls. And their loathing for Reagan was entirely based on political ideology. Not so the animus toward Clinton, for he has demonstrated no steadfast belief in anything. In fact, most of the 105 million have spent large portions of "Years of the Rat" (see, I can't help myself) laughing and scratching while Clinton back stabs the liberals who, even now, defend him. It is beyond their ability to understand that we abhor the Clintons because they are dishonest, feckless people, so they hate the 105,000,000 because they, we, hate them - hate begets hate. Liberals also realize they've been forced to travel the low road to defend Clinton. Their full fury will be unleashed on the next Republican president, in whom they will (only then) discover the very evil they've spent six years defending in Clinton. That's why I hate them, they are so hatefully predictable. (1998)
- 105,300,000 (39%) of us loath, fear and hate the President of the United States
- 75,600,000 (28%) of us hate, loath and fear the 105,300,000
- 89,100,000 (33%) of us spend a lot of time yawning
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![]() In Canada this week, French-speaking Québécois are miffed because the new Buick LaCrosse shares its name with a local slang term for masturbation. Bob Lutz, the vice chairman of GM North America, said he wasn't aware of LaCrosse's alternative meaning, although he had lived in Paris for three years. "I thought I knew every expression existing in the French language for self-gratification, including the crudest ones known to man," he said. Did you know that several companies exist solely to research new product names and ensure that they don’t have undesirable meanings elsewhere in the world? Neither did the makers of these international goods: Alu-Fanny: French foil wrap Atum Bom: Portuguese tuna Arses: Spanish wine Bull: French computer firm Bums: Swedish cookies Crapsy Fruit: French cereal Cock Drops: Cypriot cocktail bitters Fartek: Swedish baby wear Glans: Dutch shampoo Happy End: German toilet paper Japp: Norwegian candy bar Kack: Danish sweets Krapp: Swedish toilet paper Kum Onit: German pencil sharpeners Mukk: Italian yogurt Pee:Ghana cola Plopp: Scandinavian chocolate Pocari Sweat:Japanese sport/soft drinks Calpis Poo:Argentine curry powder Pschitt:French lemonade Skinless:Japanese condoms Sorbits:German chewing gum Wrinkle Zero-0:Japanese condoms Zit: German lemonade TWR’s favorite mistranslation remains: "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave," a direct Chinese translation of the slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive." — Grant Stoddard |
Today's
New York Times opines
that the reason for California's grocery clerk strike is the impending
entrance into the market of Wal- Mart Supermarkets with "prices ... 14
percent lower than its competitors.... unionized supermarket workers
fear that Wal-Mart's invasion will oust them from the middle class by
pulling down their wages and benefits, which, taken together, are more
than 50 percent higher than those of Wal-Mart workers."
Boston Globe columnist Charles Stein, writing
about the resurgence of the stock market, evidently felt it necessary to temper
his enthusiasm by comparing capitalism to something akin to
baby rape."It is a good bet that no one running for president -- not even President Bush -- will make a speech applauding the strong corporate profits that have been reported lately. The phrase "fatter profits" conjures up an image of a greedy chief executive stuffing his pockets, perhaps illegally. But the truth is the earnings numbers are good news and important news -- not just for chief executives and investors, but for the rest of us."If "fatter profits" is a dirty phrase to any of you, perhaps you need to take this test, Radical Profiling: You Know You Are a Leftist If...
By: Marc Levin, Esq. Associate Editor Austin Review -You believe John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than Osama bin Laden -You think President Bush lied to the nation, but his predecessor did not. -You believe President Bush is too dumb to be President and Arnold Schwarzenegger is too dumb to be Governor of California, but the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin, Babs Streisand, Eddie Vedder, and Jeanine Garofalo are foreign policy experts. -You are enraged by the so-called mistreatment of Muslim prisoners at Guantanamo Bay who have gained weight while dining on their specially prepared Koran-approved meals, but believe the world should have stood idly by while Saddam Hussein filled mass graves. -You support racial, ethnic, and sexual diversity, but oppose the adoption of non-discriminatory hiring practices to ensure ideological diversity on university faculties. -You supported making rhetoric about human rights central to US foreign policy under Jimmy Carter, but oppose actually taking action to make human rights a reality under George W. Bush. -You believe that trial lawyers taking 33 to 40 percent of a plaintiff's recovery in lawsuits is just about right, but the federal government taking this amount of our income in taxes is not nearly enough. -You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Yasser Arafat were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not. -You root for prisoners when they escape from our oppressive prisons, but oppose allowing poor children to escape from failing public schools. -You believe all conservatives are racist, but do not think minorities can ever succeed without affirmative action. -You believe that being the former Governor of a New England state with 608,827 people is more than adequate experience to qualify someone to be President in 2004, but being the Governor of a Southwestern state with 21,325,018 people was wholly inadequate in 2000. -You agree with Toni Morrison that President Clinton was "the first black President," but didn't criticize Al Sharpton for recently labeling President Bush a "gang leader." -You believe we could finally get some truth out of the Pentagon if only Don Rumsfeld would resign and Mohammed Al-Sahhaf was named as his replacement. -You believe evangelical Christians are destroying America, but don't feel threatened by the radical Wahabbi sect that is perverting Islam. -You have found where the right to an abortion is written in the Constitution, but cannot find where the Constitution provides for a right to bear arms. -Your car sports the bumper sticker saying that "it will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need and the military has to hold bake sales," but oppose allowing the U.S. military to set up volunteer recruitment tables on college campuses because of their "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. -You believe President Bush is an environmental criminal for poisoning the water with arsenic, but have never complained about Saddam Hussein's devastating Iraq and Kuwait's environment through setting intentional oil well fires and committing genocide against the Marsh Arabs by draining their wetlands. -You support campus speech codes that ban pick-up lines and amorous gazes, but never spoke out against President Clinton's physical sexual harassment in the White House. -You can't decide which is worse: the Patriot Act or the Patriot Missile. -You support unlimited appeals for convicted criminals, but believe it is undemocratic for Californians to reverse their earlier mistake of electing Gray Davis. -You believe U.S. exports of genetically-modified foods pose a greater threat to African nations than corrupt dictators like Zimbabwe's Mugabe. -You believe welfare is a fundamental human right, but workfare is a human rights violation. -You believe religion is a scourge on our society, but that we will all be saved if we only have our consciousness sufficiently raised so that we become one with Mother Nature and share your faith that global warming will kill us all. If the above has successfully profiled you, congratulations, as you have won a one-way ticket to Paris aboard the U.S.S.R. Michael Moore. Your ticket will be held at the nearest Dennis Kucinich for President rally. Matricular consular cards issued by foreign governments will be gladly accepted as identification. |
"You know people in your profession really well,'' he told reporters after his lunchtime speech to a post-mortem seminar on the recall election. "You know who works hard and who doesn't. You know who's honest and who isn't. And that's all I'm going to say.'' -San Francisco ChronicleI can't top that.


Sen. John D. "Jay" Rockefeller, West Virginia Democrat, loves Barbara
Boxer and Patty Murray. If it weren't for them, he would wear the
label "Dumbest United State's Senator." What brings this
unusual burst of vitriolic rhetoric from you, you're probably
asking? In his piece "Revisionist
War Games," Jack Kelly addresses my absolute numero uno pet
peeve."If history is uncongenial to your ideology or your ambitions, revise it. If facts contradict your point of view, drop them down the Memory Hole. "Democrats do that every day; sometimes they get caught for their hypocritical lies (like Mr. Eddie Kennedy did, here). This time it was Rocky the squirrel. Here's what he told Tony Snow.
"What I keep having to remind myself is that we went to war in Iraq based on an imminent threat which was being caused by weapons of mass destruction." Mr. Rockefeller began, repeating a meme common among Democrats.Mr. Snow then played a clip from the State of the Union address this year in which President Bush said:
"Some have said we should not act until the threat is imminent. Since when have terrorists and tyrants announced their intentions, politely putting us on notice before they strike? If this threat is permitted to fully and suddenly emerge, all actions, all words and all recriminations would come too late."Mr. Snow then quoted a U.S. senator who said last fall:
"There's been some debate over how imminent a threat Iraq poses. I do believe Iraq poses an imminent threat. But I also believe that after September 11 [2001], the question is increasingly outdated. It is in the nature of these weapons and the way they are targeted against civilian populations, the documented capability and demonstrated intent may be the only warning we get. To insist on further evidence could put some of our fellow Americans at risk. Can we afford to take that chance? We cannot."Guess who that Senator was? How do these pricks live with themselves?

That pretty much cuts it for Ms. Albright. While you slept, the C&S Star Chamber was convened, and while it's difficult to execute a woman, that's exactly what she was sentenced to. On Monday, October 20, 2003, at High Noon, Albright will be taken from her cyber cell and cyber hanged for treason, here, on this site. Filthy bitch."It's difficult to be in France and criticise my government. But I'm doing so because Bush and the people working for him have a foreign policy that is not good for America, not good for the world." Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, in Paris, Friday October 17, 2003

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."


A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.
All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food from staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him.
He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said, "I just want to see how you drink like a fish!"

Read the entire Daniel Henninger article (The Democratic Party: Home of the Non-Religious Left) below."Generally, the culture wars are thought to pit extreme believers on the "religious right," living primarily in the Southern states, against sophisticates in the urban North and far West. In the North, where people get their information about life in the South mainly through a TV screen, the "religious right" came to life mainly as images of televangelists, such as Jimmy Swaggart, pourin' sweat and beggin' forgiveness, or Tammy Faye Bakker, mascara rivering down her face for similar reasons."
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Democratic Party: PLANO, Texas -- Soon after its decision in Lawrence on private sexual acts between consenting adults of the same gender, the Supreme Court this week decided that next year its bucketful of gasoline for the eternal flames of America's "culture wars" will be to decide the constitutionality of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Generally, the culture wars are thought to pit extreme believers on the "religious right," living primarily in the Southern states, against sophisticates in the urban North and far West. In the North, where people get their information about life in the South mainly through a TV screen, the "religious right" came to life mainly as images of televangelists, such as Jimmy Swaggart, pourin' sweat and beggin' forgiveness, or Tammy Faye Bakker, mascara rivering down her face for similar reasons. My first up-close contact with the tensions of the culture wars came in 1992 at the Republican convention in Houston, waiting in a large auditorium with several thousand "pro-life, pro-family" religious activists to hear Dan Quayle. What struck me is how far removed these people seemed from the Bible-whacking, shotgun-rack stereotype. Standing around in conversation, they seemed to be mostly educated, 30-something, Texas suburbanites who worked in the technology sector and worried about running their kids' sports leagues. They really loved Dan Quayle, George H.W. Bush's running mate, and were mocked mercilessly, in public and private, by the out-of-town press corps. The Robertson-Falwell tent show has faded, but it remains a given in our politics that something called the Christian right now aligns with the Republicans, and that President Bush is a co-dependent. With the presidential election upon us, it seemed a good time to revisit the "religious right," and so I ventured from Manhattan to the belly of the beast, or one of the bellies -- Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas. The congregation numbers 22,000, and Prestonwood's pastor is the Rev. Jack Graham, who is also president of the almost 20-million member Southern Baptist Convention, a font of anxiety for orthodox liberals. I showed up on a Tuesday for Prestonwood's weekly noontime Power Lunch, driving into a parking lot big as a Wal-Mart's and with almost as many cars. The speaker was the general manager of the Orlando Magic basketball team, Pat Williams. About 600 people were there. I loved Pat Williams' message: To better yourself, turn off the TV and read more books. After spending some time at Prestonwood Baptist, one wondered just what it is that so vexes the critics of these evangelical Christians. Whatever their attachment to Jesus and his New Testament message, they seem more than anything to be deeply in the world. Prestonwood's many outreach ministries include prisoners and their families, troubled teens, woman-to-woman counseling, literacy, immigrant outreach, the newly unemployed, pregnant single women, Dallas's urban poor. Surely many political liberals would recognize that within these ministries reside earthly goals common to their own, no matter that the lay ministers offer succor from the Bible. But recent research suggests that the evangelical Christians' religiosity alone almost entirely explains why the "religious right" remains a phrase of political division. In last fall's Public Interest quarterly, political scientists Louis Bolce and Gerald De Maio of Baruch College at the City University of New York argued in "Our Secularist Democratic Party" that the clearest indicator of party affiliation and voting patterns now is whether one is churched or unchurched, believer or agnostic. There isn't space to do justice to the detail in their article, drawn from sources such as national election surveys at the University of Michigan or the Convention Delegate Surveys done from 1972-1992. The text is available at thepublicinterest.com1. It owes much to a 2001 book by Vanderbilt political scientist Geoffrey Layman called "The Great Divide: Religious and Cultural Conflict in American Party Politics" (Columbia University Press). Democratic secularists are defined as agnostics, atheists or people who rarely attend church, if ever. According to the national convention delegate surveys, write Messrs. Bolce and De Maio, "60% of first-time white delegates at the [1992] Democratic convention in New York City either claimed no attachment to religion or displayed the minimal attachment by attending worship services 'a few times a year' or less. About 5% of first-time delegates at the Republican convention in Houston identified themselves as secularists." In the 1992 election, Bill Clinton got 75% of the secularist vote, while the current President's father received support from traditionalists (church-goers) by 2 to 1. That pattern held in the 2000 election. "In terms of their size and party loyalty," Messrs. Bolce and De Maio argue, "secularists today are as important to the Democratic party as another key constituency, organized labor." In turn this single self-definition tracks political belief across the entire battlefield of the culture wars -- abortion, sexuality, prayer in the schools, judicial nominations. Interesting as that is, what intrigues me more as simple politics is how a Howard Dean, John Kerry or Joe Lieberman can feed these creedal beliefs of the "un-religious left" without in time coming themselves to be known as leaders of the party of non-belief? Or hypocrites. It's a hard river to cross. In an interview, Prestonwood pastor and SBC president Jack Graham said he expects evangelicals to go to the polls for Mr. Bush "in record numbers." "Our people didn't quite know George Bush in the last election, but they do now." Led through a list of voting issues for evangelicals, the Rev. Graham cites one above all: "that we have people of character in the White House." All this calls to mind the severe criticism George Bush received early in his presidency when he proposed "faith-based initiatives." The hyper-heated reaction seemed startling at the time, but in retrospect one has to wonder if it didn't indeed reflect that for increasing numbers of the Democratic faithful, the one faith-based initiative they believe in above all today is that they don't believe.
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| Maryland's First Lady, Kendal
Ehrlich, uses a portrait of former Governor Parris Glendening to keep her shooting skills sharp. "Bob and I hope to have Barbara Mikulski for dinner some day," she coos. |

"The other day on CNN I heard the mentally-disturbed Mr. Michael Moore dismiss Lieberman as "a Republican." Mr. Moore, naturally, admires Dr. Howard Dean, the moderate governor of Vermont who now insists that he is a Yippie, circa 1968. Mr. Moore is sufficiently mindless to believe that. Senator Lieberman on the other hand has for many years been steady in his commitment to the collectivist domestic policies and vigilant foreign policy that New Dealers, Fair Dealers, and New Frontiersmen used to govern America for roughly three decades, setting the country on a course that defeated world Communism and accomplished some rather good things domestically. To say that Senator Lieberman is a Republican is either stupid or a deception."No sane person can listen to the rhetoric of Howard Dean, Pierre Kerry, or Ted Kennedy's "extraordinarily ugly speech" on the floor of the Senate yesterday, without marveling at the insane nature of the base they appeal to. These people are fucking nuts; they have to be. Who else would pay attention while Bill Clinton tells a History Channel luncheon that, "I told [Bush] that in my opinion, the biggest security problem was Osama bin Laden."? And, that Bush's failure to appreciate the gravity of his advice on bin Laden was "one of the two or three of the biggest disappointments that I had." ?
"In Pushkin's play, ''Mozart and Salieri,'' Salieri is eaten alive by his anguish and hatred for the man who achieves the things for which Salieri believes he is so desperately more deserving. So bitter is Salieri that he poisons Mozart's drink.
"Enter Ted Kennedy, carrying a cupful of political hemlock, and looking to spike the root beer mug of the Bush presidency. Lately, Kennedy has been doing everything possible to derail Bush. This isn't really surprising. If you consider the following areas, Kennedy has plenty of reasons to despise Bush on a deeply personal level ... ."

I think we can all agree on this. One difference between Conservatives and Liberals is, that while Conservatives become enraged over attempts to weaken the promise of freedom our forefather's bequeathed us, Liberals are enraged over people who see them as they are, and threaten their smug little world of lies and hypocrisy. Agreed? Okay then, that's why it is an effective exercise, when trying to determine who among us has the highest qualities of Washington, Jefferson and Franklin, to look and see who annoys Liberals the most. Isn't that why we love Ann Coulter? Indeed it is.
| Last night Brit Hume issued a
retraction and apologized for misquoting actor Ed Asner, as I
reported here.
In fact, Mr. Asner did not voice admiration for Joe Stalin, and say he'd
like to portray him in film. What he really said when asked who he admired most was, "This guy
Augie I knew as a kid. He really knew how to pick up young
boys and satisfy them. I'd like to portray him on film"
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Aware, perhaps, of the campaign
to oust his brother from office by a certain Cub fan, Gov. Jeb Bush
said an offer
of asylum might be a good idea, and an oceanfront retreat in
Pompano Beach is offering the man a free three-month stay, should he
deem it necessary to get out of Chicago until the hubbub over the popup
cools down.

| Is this picture of William Jefferson Clinton being sworn in as President of the United States true, or a cruel Photo Shopped hoax? Click picture for answer. |



The student told police she went to his Ferguson Hall office Oct. 9 to talk about grades.
He closed the door, pinned her down in a chair and fondled her while she tried to push him away, according to court documents.
After she told him he was a professor and what he was doing was wrong, he shoved his hand down her skirt and tried to pull down her underwear, the documents say.
She also said he held her in the chair and told her to write down her phone number after he fondled her.
Chaudhuri later told police he lost his mind for a few seconds and blamed the student for the incident because of the way she was dressed, documents say. Lincoln Journal Star

A lot of people were skeptical when Mr. Barbra Streisand, James Brolin, won the starring role in the CBS miniseries "The Reagans." His wife today confirmed their suspicions of a hatchet job.
On her TV show this afternoon Oprah Winfrey asked Babs about the oddball casting. "How is that for you, Miss Democrat?"
A smirking Streisand responded to titters, "I said as long as they tell the truth about Ronald Reagan, I have no problem."
Considering her history of distorting the truth to suit her partisan agenda, expect Hollywood to be even more inaccurate than usual on this "biography." - NewsMax

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The South Carolina Republican Party released the results of a straw poll conducted during this month's two-week state fair, in which it asked fair-goers which Democratic candidate they thought "would lose to President Bush the worst." The winner? Ohio Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich won with more than 36 percent of the vote and former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean came in second with 15 percent. Sen. John Edwards, from neighboring North Carolina, placed third — meaning poll participants expect that he would fare worse against Mr. Bush than would the Rev. Al Sharpton. -