"President Franklin D. Roosevelt took office saying, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." The economic history of the 1930s shows that we had nothing to fear but FDR himself. (Those who doubt this should read "FDR's Folly" by Jim Powell)." - Thomas Sowell, Random thoughts

January 17, 2004

I won't be posting anymore because we'll be moving out of our cardboard box and into a real home where it's warm..  I've just been notified that I won $500,000 in the MACOM GLOBAL SOFTWARE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION, AMSTERDAM! Wow, I din't even know I had entered.
CONGRATULATIONS, Due to the mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your security credited file numbers winnings a top secret from the public notice until your claims has been processed and remitted into your nominated bank account as this is a part of the security protocol, to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.
Don't worry, I ain't telling nobody.
To begin your claim, please contact the  Fudicial Agent:
What the fuck's a fuducial agent?  Say, I hope this ain't like the last time, when the Nigerian agent for the prime minister of Moldovia withdrew all the money from our bank account after I gave him a blank check as good faith in a little financuial deal we had going.  Naw, DR. JACK BRIAN is from the Netherlands.
DR. JACK BRIAN.
MACOM GLOBAL INTERNATIONAL AGENCY, (Government Accredited Lottery Claim Agent Representative In The Netherlands). TEL. 0031-630-817-558.
Email at (macomglobalagent@mmail.com)

For processing and notarization of your file in the high court of Justice and  forward same to the payment center with an authority of remittance of your winning funds into your nominated bank account of your choice . Remember all winnings must be claim not later than January 31st,  2004.  After this date, all unclaims funds will be return to the promotion company.
Just think, me, and a high court of Justice! I must live right. 
Posted by pecksnif at January 17, 2004 02:58 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Ya know, the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary ;-)

Posted by: AnnoyedOne at January 17, 2004 03:05 PM

I Have Received About Twenty Of These Lottery Winning E-Mails .Great Scam Try!! These People Are Real Life ASSHOLES,

Posted by: Robert Harn at January 23, 2004 02:54 PM
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