The
Fourth Estate is not interested in petty gossip and unfounded rumors.
We report on matters of high policy pertaining to the public interest.
Consequently, the rumor of a sexual
liaison between a certain presidential candidate and a female intern
with the Associated Press wouldn't ordinarily be the sort of thing we'd
stoop to publish or broadcast. Sadly, however, overriding
considerations compel us to share this information with the public:
