February 13, 2004
Fun with Pizza delivery
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- Press random numbers while ordering.
Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
- Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
- Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
- When they repeat the order to make sure they have it
right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
- Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they
say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!"
- Ask to see a menu.
- Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this
pizza.
- Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start
fighting."
- When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include
another pizza.
- End with "Remember, we never had this conversation."
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Posted by pecksnif at February 13, 2004 12:21 PM
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I used to have a phone number that differed from that of a local take out restaurant by one digit. I used to get occasional wrong number calls for them, but it usually wasn't a problem. Except one time some drunk guy called me six times in a row, and was far too blotto to understand I wasn't who he wanted. The seventh time he called I took his order. "Right, that's one fish and chips, one cole slaw and a large coke. Be ready in about 20 minutes"
