March 10, 2004

Oh Lawdy, Yes Yes Yes

Speaking of boobs and brothels (everyone else is), when driving with your daughter (past the XXX ADULT STORE/PRIVATE MODELING, located between the grocery store and the HOT NUDE BABES EXOTIC DANCING CLUB) and listening to the Laura Ingraham Show, is your finger poised over the on/off waiting to mute the frequent ads that conservative talk show carries promising men longer lasting and more satisfying erections?

Speaking of erections -- sorry, elections -- do you watch TV talk shows in despair as Republicans forever embrace defensive response whilst fleeing from anything resembling bold leadership? Does this cause you to consider quadrupling the courage of the RNC by donating your own few measly milligrams of tired testosterone?  - Ozzie Nelson, Proto Postmodern Sitcomist
Posted by pecksnif at March 10, 2004 09:03 AM | TrackBack
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Boy are you right. I'm on vacation and using the first DSL I've been able to find in a week. Every Republican is gutless. The whole bunch. The market sell off this week is the investor class betting that the GOP is dead dead dead. Bush is a joke, he reads other people's lines like he's a fifth grader doing Hamlet.

This is a sad day for Conservatives because I'm afraid we've got nobody, and I mean NO BODDEEE, with the tits or balls to fight. We cannot afford these awful cowards, but that's what we've got and I guess it means our vision attracts cowards.

Hello Socialism.

Posted by: Howard Veit at March 11, 2004 10:44 AM
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