Tip for all of you who are new to begging.
Always have a dog with you and hold a sign saying: “I need money to buy food for my dog”. Puppies bring in more money than old dogs.
Another tip for all of you who are new to begging:
When buying your Mercedes, pick a SL500. You will appreciate its acceleration and a SL500 will hold its value better.
Posted by: Jake at March 11, 2004 03:36 PMBut wait, are they begging? Or simply facing east for the morning prayer?
Posted by: cbeck at March 11, 2004 03:41 PM...give us this day our daily Slurpee.
Amen.
Woof.
praise allah..ha..ha..ha
Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2004 07:34 PMFormer Senator John Kerry and wannabe first pooch, Muffin. Circa 2008.
Posted by: StMack at March 11, 2004 10:12 PMWhen she looks straight up, I can almost see her navel ring.
Posted by: kenneth at March 11, 2004 10:48 PMPETA finally goes too far: needy animals are now forced to take up their own donations.
Posted by: tarheel7496 at March 12, 2004 12:17 PM