Have you ever
been caught in a lie while running for President of the United
States? If
you want to make a current president jealous, look better in front of
your political buddies who have real foreign relations experience, or
if you are just a liar who got called out on your bogus campaign lies,
this is the auction for you!!! I値l
pretend that I am the leader of a foreign nation that supports your
candidacy for President of the United
States until the elections in November.
As the
imaginary leader of a foreign nation who supports your candidacy, I値l
play along with you with whatever you want me to say.
If you want to tell some pesky Republican who calls you
out at a campaign stop that I support you, I値l back you up. If you want me to claim that Bush has ruined
the reputation of the United States,
I知 up to it. Just like you, I知 willing
to say anything it takes to get you elected, I won稚 mean a bit of it,
and I'll change my stand on the situation when it is politically
convenient.
