March 22, 2004

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John Kerry - Investigates Gerbil Spelunking

    We HEAR THAT the Secret Service is selecting agents who know how to windsurf for Sen. John Kerry's detail. The candidate and his wife Teresa Heinz are rumored to be going somewhere warm where Kerry can frolic on his sailboard after a visit to their Idaho spread. - NYP



Agents .. run for your lives!

Posted by pecksnif at March 22, 2004 02:16 PM | TrackBack
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