Please excuse the Christmas  form letter, but with Rodge's parole being turned down, I've had so much to do, with no help.   Where to begin?

I know this sounds like self serving whining, but Rodger's   Viagra prescription had expired weeks before, so there was just no way .... well I guess you saw it on Court TV.   I think that bitch woman saw a way to shake us down, and she succeeded.  The kids will miss the chalet in Gstaad, and having to use the old Gulf  Stream II is depressing, but we should count our blessings.

Rodger Jr. & family are doing quite well. His art will be on display at the Corcoron in January, and Kaleb,  just 5 years old, is the youngest freshman in the history of the Fairfax County Jr. Community College.  Youngest point guard too.  Jen's cook book, "A Very Schultz Buffet" is selling briskly on Amazon. 

Gregg is still juggling his modeling career (catch the March cover  of GQ) with his law practice.  Also, he and friend Joe are opening  a new "House of Spatulas" in Cape Cod next month.  Go figure, I thought for sure that project would come a cropper ( is my face red ). 

Kevin really dodged  a bullet with that Paris Hilton tape, didn't he ( huge sigh of relief sound )?  Suddenly, all those  "I'm checking into the Paris Hilton" comments the boys made, to so much laughter, make some sense.  I told Karen, way back, that her choice of friends was terrible.  But, I digress.  Hucker, his friend Jack Black, and Karen's boyfriend Jimmy HaHa, are collaborating on a new album,  "Kumbaya:  Clarence 'Frogman'  Henry Lives." 

Finally, Karen dropped out of med school ( sigh ), in order to concentrate on another screenplay for Macaulay Culkin. 

As for me,  winning the breast implant suit was my only bright spot this past year.  I'll be spending Christmas Day on a conjugal visit.  Yuck. 

Merry Freaking Christmas.

Judy