April 06, 2004
Botox Caper?
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Kerry Injured Changing Positions March 29, 2004 The presidential candidate for the Democratic Party, John Kerry, will have shoulder surgery on Wednesday. The word is that he hurt his shoulder on the campaign trail, which means it must have occurred at some point when he was changing positions - on the issues, that is, not in bed or anything. Now, this is supposedly a quick down and dirty little procedure, which goes underneath the scapula in the shoulder, just to clean out something in there, but it's obviously going to take a couple days to recover. I'm wondering if Thursday might be Botox day this month for Senator Kerry. Botox doesn't last long. You have to look beyond what they admit with this stuff, folks. - LIMBO's SACK OF STUFF |
Comments: Botox Caper?
I wonder what other procedures were handled while he was in the OR:
- Had his johnson straightened (not an unheard-of procedure for a crooked little prick)
- Installed an anal block to prevent his recurring head-up-and-locked syndrome.
- Had his tongue fork sewed together.
- Had one paw removed, so he would quit saying, "On the other hand."
-etc.
Anybody would need a shoulder operation after a lifetime of patting yourself on the back. What a disguisting human being!!
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