April 25, 2004
It's funny, I was drinking a beer (or two) this afternoon and the Lord came into the room and saidith to me while I was cracking a new one, "Kerry Blows you crazy gentile" and I was humbled and I was shock. Imagine the Lord coming to me and telling me something I already knew. I told the Lord, "Oh Lord, I knowith Kerry Blows and though I walk through the valley of dumbness, I shall not fear Kerry, for Kerry shall not be elected." The Lord, being impressed, said "Amen".
Posted by Yarbz at April 25, 2004 04:20 PMBlaspheme!
That's funny making fun of Jesus like that.
Posted by dr pants at April 25, 2004 05:47 PMNothing like using Jesus to push your political agenda
Posted by dr pants at April 25, 2004 05:48 PMNew website for Kerry...
http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/
Hey, looks like everybody from On High, to down low, have the same impression of him.
Posted by CareyOnly at April 25, 2004 07:34 PMActually, I never understood why ol' God needed a bunch of clever church signs when he's got this whole sky to write on.
Which gets me to thinking, if/when Jesus (the Jew, not the Hispanic) returns, what language will he use? Aramaic just ain't gonna cut it any more. (Hint: the French will probably be reealy, really pissed off!)
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