May 25, 2004
Nice link for the pic.
"Nobody gave you permission to look here!"
Even Gene Simmons of Kiss commented to a reporter on the radical Muslims while on tour Down-Under by pointing out that dogs are treated with more respect and dignity.
He might have shocked the entertainment industry, but he sure was right on the mark!
...something borrowed, something blew... up
Why not hold the reception at 3am... when things are nice'n cool.
Beware Syrians bearing gifts.
Publish the wedding date... avoid an air strike.
Do you need to worry when the ushers and all fifty of the groom's guests are males, 18-28, from out of town, and armed?
Did his bachelor party involve a sand table, topo maps, and ammo cans?
Did you "register" at an army surplus store?
Does he look like his passport picture?
What'll you say at the airport on the way to the honeymoon when they ask you if you packed the bag yourself?
Is your new father-in-law ever called "General?"
When the wedding guest fire guns into the air, do they ever use one mounted in a truck bed?
"When the wedding guest fire guns into the air, do they ever use one mounted in a truck bed?"
ROTFLMAO!!
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Don't laugh too hard. Lookit this'n
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Just needs some tin cans tied to the bumper.
Posted by DougM at May 25, 2004 08:57 PMGotta gets me onea doze!
Posted by MoFiZiX Gr4FiX at May 26, 2004 12:37 AM"Don't laugh too hard. Lookit this'n"
Ooooh. Just the thing for tailgaters. Can that be operated from the drivers seat?
Gotta pass on the wedding application though. Weddings are already too expensive nowadays, and firing .50's into the air seems a waste somehow. They're meant for busting up stuff.
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