May 26, 2004
BOLO
 BOLO"--that's BuSpeak for "Be On the Look Out" for these 7 peeps. If you see them ... call the cops, then throw porks rinds at them as they try to flee. |
Isnt' the guy on the bottom right Koffee Anus, circa 1962?
Posted by El Jefe at May 26, 2004 03:44 PM
Also try to put a panty on their head. That will freeze them in place.
If I see any of these guys on my property, they'll be needing to call the coroner instead of the cops!
Hows 'bout you Kim?
At least two of these dirtbags were in Boston as of 2001.
That's (almost) literally my backyard.
Do I need to mention that I will be carrying on a daily basis from now on?
Posted by Jay G (a.k.a. Guy) at May 26, 2004 04:21 PMWhen pork rinds fly out of my gun...
Posted by SondraK at May 26, 2004 04:47 PMWhat's with the inclusion of the chick? Were they being all open-minded about their selections?
Posted by GE at May 26, 2004 04:56 PM"Armed and dangerous"?
Me too.
Please oh PLEASE let one of these assholes show up in our neighborhood (not that unlikely: we have a mosque about four blocks down).
I haven't shot anyone in a while...
Posted by Kim du Toit at May 26, 2004 05:04 PMI'd do it with pleasure, more so to keep some bleeding heart liberal lawyer from letting them walk.
Posted by Jack at May 26, 2004 09:25 PMShoot 'em?
Pfft.
Chainsaw. Preferably one with a dull blade.
And a box of kosher salt.
Posted by Jay G at May 26, 2004 09:47 PMThe terrorists need to work on they're diversity. Only one woman and only one white (maybe). Probably no jews! The Democrats should be throwing a fit over this.
Posted by Rich at May 26, 2004 10:35 PMSeven of 'em?
Swell...
now I gotta either practice more or carry an extra magazine.
Bottom right is Denzel Washington. I just turned him in.
Posted by Rodger Schultz at May 26, 2004 11:44 PMI pray not Rodge. Denzel is a beautific looker. I'd die if he deserved to die. Oh say it isn't so!
Posted by SondraK at May 27, 2004 03:42 AMI recommend knee-capping followed by interrorgation with a ball-peen hammer(2pounder works nicely)playing this little piggy. When the shrieking and vomiting subsides,wave a couple of slices of ham in their face, and remind them the confession will be checked out, and if it turns out to be false, the "Questioning" could go on for weeks, blood transfusions if neccessary. I often have coffee during these, helps to keep focused.
Posted by Brother Sean at May 27, 2004 11:00 AMNo Sean, ball pein first with threat of knee-capping. Do them in a group, after some toe tapping, knee cap the toughest one in front of the others. Might lose 'em to shock with knee-capping first.
Don't waste good ham. A little lard or bacon grease will do just fine.
Otherwise, you have an excellent plan. I'll be glad to donate blood if required.
Posted by dick at May 27, 2004 12:56 PMJust put them all together in one cell and keep sliding in plates of sliced ham. Wait one week and just sweep up the dust.
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