May 27, 2004
Inside the Gray Lady
FROM "THE CORNERED" -- INTERNAL WEBLOG AT THE NEW YORK TIMES:
Embittered Demented Democratic Gerbil Spews Froth at Move-On Fornication Festival
Nope. Too long, detailed and accurate.
Amnesia Strikes Gore As He Calls Bush Most Dishonest President Since Nixon
Nope. Nixon's dead and most Move-On'ers slept through their American History class. They won't get it.
If he had a tenth as much passion in 2000, Al Gore would be President today.
Nope. Too close to the painful truth.
Al Gore Has Full-Blown Dean Episode. Closet Deaniacs Snort Bathtub Meth and Cheer
Nope. Reveals too much about the Democrats energy source
Gore Leads Democratic Party in Defection from Prozac Nation
Nope. It'll piss off our pharmaceutical advertisers
Gore Joins Kennedy as Full-Time Hit Man for the Kerry/Soprano Family
Are you kidding. That was our idea. Don't want to leak that.
Gore Calls for Rumsfeld and Rice Resignation. Stops Short of Calling for Bush Assassination
Close but cut that down a bit. No sense in telling them the news we've got lined up for next week.Gore Calls for Rumsfeld and Rice to Resign
That's it! It's got it all and it doesn't tell anything about his behavior. Nice and calm. Who could object to a headline like that? It gives the news without giving the news. That's what we're about down here in the New York Times Headline room. Take the rest of the week off.
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Rodger Schultz May 27, 2004 04:41 PM
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Ok, I'll do a "Jake" and link the last 3 posts.
Democratic Presidential candidate uses entitlements as a hook for potential voters.
Silly me, that should be
Democratic Presidential candidate uses [promises of] entitlements as a hook for potential voters.
Better yet, hows 'bout:
"Gore postures himself as Kerry hit man for Shrillary."
Gore is obviously a completely unhinged lunatic. Somebody needs to get that guy some help.
Posted by jw at May 27, 2004 07:25 PMBallad of Al Gore
I'm now talking real tough.
This is the real Al Gore!
They can't say I'm wooden,
They can't call me a bore!
I have been reinvented,
As a MoveOn media whore!
I'm passionate and yelling,
Acting all hot and brash!
I like people listening,
While the prez I do trash.
I'll fight the good fight,
So long as Soros has cash!
You know, I can admire a person who actually BELIEVES, but Gore is nothing but a paid lackey for MoveOn. He's Soro's monkey on a leash!
Hey, Al... want a banana?
Posted by TrooperJohnSmith at May 27, 2004 11:46 PMHe's got take take more laxatives, he'll blow his anus apart!
Posted by Yarbz at May 28, 2004 08:36 AMGore's mission:
make Kennedy look sane.
Kennedy's mission:
make Kerry look moderate.
Kerry's mission:
make Rodam-Clinton look attractive.
Rodam-Clinton's mission:
Make the US squeeeal like a pig.
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