Curmudgeonly & Skeptical: I can't get this tune out of my head ...

May 28, 2004

I can't get this tune out of my head ...

Really, it's quite a catchy little tune what Yarbz at Juggernuts recorded . What's that? You're deaf? Okay, think along ...

Lyrics:

Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s really such a stupid ass
And when he opens up his mouth
He spews out flatulent gas

Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s got no plan for you
Excepting that he’ll reach down i
And grab your cash from you

Don’t vote for john Kerry
He doesn’t have a clue
He’ll say things that you want to hear
But things he’ll never do

John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And the Ketchup queen
Better stay away

Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s tall and looks like Lurch
He big and slow and lumbering
And evil in the eyes of the church

Don’t vote for John Kerry
He’s friends with "drinkin’ Ted"
And if you dare go ride with him
You might just end up dead

Don’t vote for John Kerry
He's thinks he's a war hero
He stabbed his commrades in the back
Three cheers for General Ho!

John Kerry
Stay away from me
John Kerry
And your Ketchup queen
Better stay away

Rodger Schultz May 28, 2004 07:46 AM |

Comments: I can't get this tune out of my head ...

I know you'd like it!

If you want to stream the audio rather than just download it from the link above, it can be streamed in hi or lo fi here:

http://www.soundclick.com/pro/?BandID=8784

God, I wish he or GWB could give it a listen!

I am on vacation for a week, to ya'll enjoy. Cheers and thanks for the post Rodge.

Posted by Yarbz at May 28, 2004 08:32 AM

Have fun Yarbo!

Posted by Rodger Schultz at May 28, 2004 08:58 AM

Yarbz is already becoming famous. I have to go and get his autograph now. BTW I like your site Rodger Schultz.

Posted by cj at May 28, 2004 09:02 AM

Well, I like your comment

Posted by Rodger Schultz at May 28, 2004 09:38 AM

We all love Rodge except when he starts beating us with a ruler. Most people only like him then but some (that are perpetually moist) find the experience titilating.

Posted by Paul at May 28, 2004 11:52 AM

Mmmmmm. Moist. I love that word.

Posted by Rodger Schultz at May 28, 2004 12:37 PM

Why isn't John in a cancan skirt?

Posted by Brian Scott at May 29, 2004 07:11 PM

There was a girl from church many moons ago that shrieked in horror at the word "moist" regardless of the context in which it was used.

"Moist?! That's disgusting!!"

I don't think that she ever married.

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