June 03, 2004

My say

    Okay, I have no problemo whatever with the choice for Miss Universe, 2004.  Kimmy, however, is a tad disturbed that Miss Australia is "a dozen pasta dinners away from perfect," and is eliciting votes for his own contest.  Not to sway the voting, but here are my finalists and winners.  

Austria
Russia
Norway (1)
Hungary  (2)
Germany
Finland
Czech Republic  (3)
Canada
Bulgaria (4)
Australia

Miss Norway

The Winner - Miss Norway

Rodger Schultz June 3, 2004 09:52 AM |
Comments: My say

Yeah, yeah...
pretty girls and all that...
but can they shoot?

I like my Miss Universes with a little buising on their right shoulder from me showin' 'em how to handle my 7mmRemMagnum.

(Get your minds out of the gutter.)

Posted by DougM at June 3, 2004 10:40 AM

Ms. Hungary gives me a chubby.

Posted by Bill from INDC Journal at June 3, 2004 11:21 AM

Ms. USA doesn't even make your list?!?

Posted by Spoons at June 3, 2004 11:23 AM

No

Posted by Rodger Schultz at June 3, 2004 12:07 PM

Miss Jamaica listed one of her hobbies as "pistol shooting"... too bad handguns are banned for ordinary citizens in Jamaica.

Posted by Kim du Toit at June 3, 2004 01:27 PM

Hey Schultzie,

I see that none of your choices involves any Hispanics, Asians or Blacks. You must be a racist.

[/liberal mode]

Posted by Kim du Toit at June 3, 2004 01:31 PM

I was aware of that. It's not that I don't think they're pretty, they just all look alike to me.

Posted by Rodger Schultz at June 3, 2004 01:38 PM

but, but, but...
Ms Peru is a BABE....

Posted by karl at June 3, 2004 03:09 PM

Yeah, Miss Peru was my top choice. FWIW, the rest of my finalists:

Aruba
Australia
Brazil (2)
Canada
Colombia
Costa Rica
Curacao
Czech Republic (4)
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
Estonia
Finland
Hungary
Israel
Jamaica
Paraguay
Peru (1)
Spain (3)
Thailand
Turkey

Posted by Chris of Dangerous Logic at June 3, 2004 04:18 PM

Oh Canada!!! Nice, round, not too large hips giving definition to her waist. Most exceptional little camel toe showing through the swim suit. Gotta love it.

Posted by Don at June 3, 2004 06:13 PM

Madame USA looks like a hooker and sounds like a Playboy centerfold. Yuk.

Posted by Merrily at June 3, 2004 07:22 PM

CAMEL TOE? Never heard that one before. Guess I gotta get out more. Thanks Don and Google:

http://www.cameltoe.org/womens.html

Posted by Bob at June 3, 2004 08:22 PM

Well, if you liked 'camel toe,' you'll love 'factory air!'

Posted by Chris of Dangerous Logic at June 3, 2004 08:59 PM

Chris of Dangerous Logic - Would 'factory air' have anything to do with an audio CD on the Bob & Tom Records label?

Posted by Bob at June 3, 2004 10:58 PM

That's true, but coincidental. In this usage, 'factory air' is an anatomical term...

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